"They Got Me Locked Up In Here" is a song featured in the Season Twenty-One episode, "Hummels & Heroin".
Background
The song plays during a montage of daily life in Shady Acres. Beatrice McGullicutty, the top bitch at the home, is seen collecting people's hummels, and Stan Marsh is seen buying hummels off J&G Shopping Network.
Lyrics
They got me locked up in here
They got me locked up in here
And I'm sitting, doin' hard time
Pissin' in a metal bowl
Eatin' shit from a lunch line
(They got me locked up)
In here, nobody knows you by your name
You just a number
Livin' under bitch-ass rules of a broken game
They put me here to die,
Left me angry and alone
For the crime of being old
They threw me in this nursing home
They got me locked up in here
Rotting in my cell
(They got me) fake plants and waterfalls
It's a living hell
They got me locked up in here
So they can throw away their troubles (They got me)
All that I have now are my little German Hummels (Hummels, Hummels, Hummels)
(They got me)
Brand new bitch was just admitted next door
Hot piece of ass 'cause she's only 84
Next bingo night, I'll pound that pussy black and blue
As long as I can get her before Tommy's grandpa do
They got me
Man, I can't handle these
old-people activities
Tour group on a bus
children come to sing to us
3 p.m. canasta
They put me out to pasture
Death row stops this
I think they call it hospice
(Hospice, Hospice)