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"They Got Me Locked Up In Here" is a song featured in the Season Twenty-One episode, "Hummels & Heroin".


The song plays during a montage of daily life in Shady Acres. Beatrice McGullicutty, the top bitch at the home, is seen collecting people's hummels, and Stan Marsh is seen buying hummels off J&G Shopping Network.


They got me locked up in here
They got me locked up in here

And I'm sitting, doin' hard time
Pissin' in a metal bowl
Eatin' shit from a lunch line
(They got me locked up)

In here, nobody knows you by your name
You just a number
Livin' under bitch-ass rules of a broken game

They put me here to die,
Left me angry and alone
For the crime of being old
They threw me in this nursing home

They got me locked up in here
Rotting in my cell
(They got me) fake plants and waterfalls
It's a living hell

They got me locked up in here
So they can throw away their troubles (They got me)
All that I have now are my little German Hummels (Hummels, Hummels, Hummels)
(They got me)

Brand new bitch was just admitted next door
Hot piece of ass 'cause she's only 84
Next bingo night, I'll pound that pussy black and blue
As long as I can get her before Tommy's grandpa do
They got me

Man, I can't handle these
old-people activities
Tour group on a bus
children come to sing to us

3 p.m. canasta
They put me out to pasture
Death row stops this
I think they call it hospice
(Hospice, Hospice)

Songs from Season Twenty-One
1980s Music Montage | A Witch Pursuit Thing | Barbershop Quartet | Brick In Yo Face | Everybody Have Fun Tonight | Give Life A Try | He Kissed Me | Hokey Pokey | Hold My Hand | Humble | I Want Candy | (If Loving You Is Wrong) I Don't Want to Be Right | Look What You Made Me Do | Put It Down | Stressed | The Number of the Beast | The Wheels on the Bus | They Got Me Locked Up In Here | Unfaithful | Whistle

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Twenty-One | Season Twenty-One