"The Yelper Special" (also known as Boogers & Cum) is a song featured in the Season Nineteen episode, "You're Not Yelping".
Background[]
When restaurant owners started to realize that the opinions of Yelpers were meaningless because every one of them thought they were the leader, they decided to stop serving Yelpers with respect. Every time a Yelper came into their restaurant, the chefs would do something horrible and disgusting to their food without them even noticing, such as smearing their boogers on it and ejaculating on it. At the end of "You're Not Yelping", a montage of all of the food defacing played with this song featured.
South Park: The Fractured But Whole[]
The song is heard as The New Kid picks up a sample of boogers and cum during The Bowels of the Beast mission in the Italian restaurant Buca de Faggoncini. There is another reference to the song; during a battle with the employees Buca De Faggoncini, one of them says, "I'm gonna put boogers and cum on all you little fuckers!"
Lyrics[]
So you're one of the yelpers special blessed,
You demand a restaurants' very best.
Well they're gonna treat you special,
I'm telling you chum.
Now get yourself ready for some boogers and cum.
Boogers and cum, that's called the Yelper special.
Boogers and cum, say what's that on your pretzel?
Your online critiques are real useful to some,
Now have a good time eating boogers and cum.
Boogers and cum, someone farted on your salad?
Boogers and cum, but your decor critiques are valid.
You think you're special like you're A-number one,
Well, there's a whole lot of special in boogers and cum.
Boogers and cum, how 'bout some feces with your flounder?
Boogers and cum, you like that queefy quarter pounder?
[yelper] What's that spice that feels tangy on my tongue?
[waiter] Oh, that's the yuzu pepper, (walks away and mutters to himself) along with some boogers and cum.
[Davíd] Here you are, sir.
[Cartman] Thank you, David, that's good service.
[Davíd] I will bring you food every day, my friend.
[Cartman] Mmm, is that a Jalapeño cream sauce?
[Davíd] Yes, my father made it just for you.
[Cartman] Hmm, it's tart, but savory.
Boogers and cum, being a food critic's easy.
Boogers and cum, oh, you feel a little queasy?
Do you need a diagnosis? Well, the doctor's got one.
[Doctor] Your stomach seems to be filled with boogers and cum.
Boogers and cum, piss in your potatoes.
Boogers and cum, some guys' shit on your tomatoes.
Alright, fancy food critics, looks like you've won,
Now please enjoy all the booo-hooo-geeers... booo-hooo-geeers... annnd cuuummm!
Trivia[]
- The song was one of several songs performed at the South Park: The 25th Anniversary Concert. It featured The Book of Mormon actor Graham Bowen roleplaying as a Yelper, who tap dances to the tune of the song.
- The song was reused in South Park: The Fractured But Whole when the player picks up said item when trying to make the drink for the DJ Hippo.