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"The Yankee Doodle Boy" is a patriotic song from the Broadway musical, Little Johnny Jones. It was featured in the Season Nine episode, "Erection Day".

Background[]

Ike Broflovski performs this song at the South Park Elementary Talent Show. While dressed in patriotic colors, he sings this song with sparklers and launches himself from a cannon as a finale. Only the last part of the song is sang in the episode.

Lyrics[]

I'm the kid that's all the candy,
I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy,
I'm glad I am,
So's Uncle Sam.
I'm a real live Yankee Doodle,
Made my name and fame and boodle,
Just like Mister Doodle did, by riding on a pony.
I love to listen to the Dixie strain,
I long to see the girl I left behind me;
That ain't a josh,
She's a Yankee, by gosh.
Oh, say can you see,
Anything about a Yankee that's a phony?

Father's name was Hezikiah,
Mother's name was Ann Maria,
Yanks through and through.
Red, White and Blue
Father was so Yankee-hearted,
When the Spanish war was started,
He slipped on a uniform and hopped upon a pony.
My mother's mother was a Yankee true,
My father's father was a Yankee too:
That's going some,
For the Yankees, by gum.
Oh, say can you see
Anything about my pedigree that's phony?

I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy,
A Yankee Doodle, do or die;
A real live nephew of my Uncle Sam,
Born on the Fourth of July.
I've got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart,
She's my Yankee Doodle joy.
Yankee Doodle came to London, just to ride the ponies;
I am the Yankee Doodle,
I am the Yankee Doodle,
I am the Yankee Doodle Boy.


Songs from Season Nine
Dancing Queen | Fernando | Jarabe Tapatío | I See a Lady Bug | I've Got Some Apples | Love Lost Long Ago | Lucille | Make It Right | Open Arms | Raining Blood | Rock Your Body | Signs | Sing | Swim With the Dolphins | Talent Shows are for Fags | The Yankee Doodle Boy | This is It | This World O' Mine | Trapped in the Closet | Up Where We Belong | We Can Live Together | Who Let the Dogs Out | You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine | You're the Best

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Nine | Season Nine

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