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"The Tale of Craig's Mom's Bush" is a song featured in the Season Eighteen episode, "The Magic Bush".


At a banquet ceremony held celebrating Laura Tucker ridding the town of drones song, a minstrel performs this song in tribute to her magical bush.


Have you heard the tale of Craig's Mom's Bush?
And the night it saved us from drones?
Nobody knew the power it had
They just thought it was shaggy and gross!
Craig's Mom lived a life of shame and despair
Everyone feared their great giant bush!
But then when drones were filling the sky
She unfurled her bush and she used it to fly!
Craig's Mom's Bush, Craig's Mom's Bush!
Gargantuan thicket of madness...
Bigger than Earth, and denser than gold,
Truly a magical bush to behold!
And she flew and she flew away into the sun...
And she died.
Craig's Mom's Bush, Craig's Mom's Bush!
Truly a magical bush to behold!


  • The song seems to be loosely based on "The Tale of Sir Robin" from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Songs from Season Eighteen
Baby It's Cold Outside | Barbie Girl | Get the Party Started | Have A Holly Jolly Christmas | I'm Troubled In Mind | Missy Who, Who | Party Going On | Push (Feeling Good on a Wednesday) | The Four Seasons: Spring | The Tale of Craig's Mom's Bush | Up On The Housetop

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Eighteen | Season Eighteen