Following a court decision where Chef has to pay two million dollars to a record producer over the "Stinky Britches" song, the boys decide to sell sweets in order to make money. They meet Elton John, who retells them how he met Chef 25 years ago. Back then, he was performing "Cheddar Cheese Girl" in The Small Bar only to receive jeering from the crowd. Chef advises him to seek Bernie Taupin for writing good lyrics, as well as to improve his appearance with "some slick glasses and shit."
The Small Bar is situated in a purple building with grilled windows. It features a small stage and piano for performances.