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"The Ring"
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Episode no. Season 13
Episode 1
Original airdate March 11, 2009
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"The Ring" is the first episode of the 13th season (episode 1301) and the 181st overall episode of South Park. It aired on March 11, 2009[1].

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Plot details follow.

Plot

To the amazement of all the other boys, Kenny has a new girlfriend, Tammy Warner, who is in the fifth grade. Butters hears a rumor that Tammy is a slut because she gave another male student a "B.J." in a T.G.I. Friday's parking lot, and Stan, Kyle, and Cartman, hoping to spare Kenny's feelings, decide to warn him. To his friends' bewilderment, however, Kenny is ecstatic, even after Cartman explains his belief that an American woman's mouth is the dirtiest thing on earth. Kenny invites Tammy to go with him to T.G.I. Friday's after school, at which point she confesses that the rumor about her is true, but explains that the only reason she did it was because she became aroused after watching the Jonas Brothers perform. Consequently, Kenny takes Tammy to a Jonas Brothers concert, with his friends disgusted by his intent.

After the concert, Tammy and several other girls are invited backstage, where they think the Jonas Brothers want to have sex with them. Instead, the Jonas Brothers convince them to wear purity rings as a pledge to abstinence and tell them to get all of their friends to start wearing them as well. To appease his girlfriend, Kenny reluctantly begins wearing a purity ring. As Kenny becomes dull as a result and ceases to spend time with his friends, it is revealed that the Jonas Brothers are being forced to wear and promote purity rings by their boss, a greedy, sadistic, foul-mouthed version of Mickey Mouse, who berates and beats them when they complain that the rings are overshadowing their music and projecting the wrong message. Mickey explains that the rings allow him to sell sex to young girls while giving the appearance of innocence and purity. Concerned for their friend, Stan, Kyle, and Cartman attempt to confront the Jonas Brothers at a televised appearance in Denver, but Mickey, believing that the boys have been hired by either DreamWorks or Michael Eisner to sabotage Disney, tranquilizes them and takes them prisoner.

When the boys regain consciousness, they are backstage at a Jonas Brothers concert, where Mickey at first interrogates them, then threatens to kill them with a chainsaw. As Mickey once again rants about his true intentions, insulting the Jonas Brothers' fans and Christians, Kyle and Cartman stealthily turn on the microphone and raise the curtain, causing Mickey's rant to be heard by both the concert-goers and the national television audience. The crowd turns on Mickey and the Jonas Brothers leave the stage in a huff. Enraged by the crowd's boos, Mickey grows to gigantic proportions and begins destroying Denver. Tammy and Kenny remove their purity rings, and Tammy suggests they go to T.G.I. Friday's, presumably so she can perform oral sex on him. Afterward, Kenny contracts syphilis and dies (for the first time since season eleven), proving Cartman's warning correct.


Continuity

  • When Kenny buys the tickets for the concert one of the upcoming events is 'Stinky Britches.' This was a song that Chef wrote and was heard in Chef Aid.

References

Mickey Mouse and the Walt Disney Company feature heavily, with the former having previously appeared in Imaginationland. Mickey also uses his well-known "ha-ha" laugh at the end of most of his lines, in reference to his real-life appearances, and when he is shown as a large fire-breathing float it is a reference to his appearance as a float in places such as Disneyland.

The episode also addresses the affinity of young girls for teen idols such as the Jonas Brothers, with this being heavily parodied in scenes which also contain sexual innuendo such as the Jonas Brothers spraying their female audience at their 3-D concert with white foam.

Posters

The posters containing parodies of well-known stage productions.

Other parody posters at the ticket booth include Joey and his Crazy Colored Jacket - a parody of Joseph and his Technicolor Dreamcoat, Felines - a parody of the musical Cats, a Celine Dion poster, a Britney Spears poster amongst others.

Both Grey's Anatomy and the online DVD rental service are both parodied in this episode, being used as the newfound interest of "boring" couples practicing celibacy due to their purity rings. Grey's Anatomy is seen having a powerful hold over Kenny at one point in the episode, as it is the only thing he will respond to.


Kenny's Death

Kenny dies after contracting syphilis after Tammy gives him a blowjob at T.G.I Fridays. This was the first death of Kenny since season eleven The List.

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External Links

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  1301: "The Ring" edit
Story Elements

Jonas BrothersTammy WarnerPurity RingMickey MousePepsi CenterBig MambaGrey's Anatomy • "I've Got a Ring on My Finger"

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Release

South Park: The Complete Thirteenth Season

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