"The Prostitute Song" is a song sung by Chef and James Taylor to the boys about what a prostitute is in the episode, "Fat Camp". Principal Victoria interrupts the performance, causing Chef to blame James Taylor.
Lyrics
Chef:
A prostitute is someone who loves you
No matter who you are, or what you look like.
Yes, it's true, children.
That's not why you pay a prostitute, No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards.
That's why I praise the lord for prostitutes!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!
James Taylor:
A prostitute is like any other woman
They all trade somethin' for sex and they do it well.
Chef:
And that's why I say
Chef and James Taylor:
Prostitutes! Prostitutes! They--