Changes: The Prostitute Song

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"The Prostitute Song" is a parody of James Taylor's song "Your Smiling Face" from 1977. It was sung by Chef in the Season Four episode, "Fat Camp".

Background

Chef is joined by James Taylor in a duet that explains his concept of prostitution to the boys. Principal Victoria interrupts the performance, causing Chef to blame James Taylor for his risque lyrics.

Lyrics

Chef:
A prostitute is someone who loves you
No matter who you are, or what you look like.
Yes, it's true, children.
That's not why you pay a prostitute, No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards.
That's why I praise the lord for prostitutes!

Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!

James Taylor:
A prostitute is like any other woman
They all trade somethin' for sex and they do it well.

Chef:
And that's why I say

Chef and James Taylor:
Prostitutes! Prostitutes! They--

Songs from Season Four

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+{{Songs
-[[Image:Jamestaylor.JPG|thumb|300px]]
+|image =  [[Image:Jamestaylor.JPG|250px]]
-'''The Prostitute Song''' is a song sung by [[Chef]] and [[James Taylor]] to the boys about what a prostitute is in the ''[[South Park]]'' episode, "[[Fat Camp]]".
+|writer = [[Trey Parker]]
+|performer = [[Jerome "Chef" McElroy|Chef]]
+|name =  The Prostitute Song
+|episode =  "[[Fat Camp]]"
+|download = [http://vocaroo.com/media_command.php?media=s0JGNqPoqkfq&command=download_mp3 MP3]}}
+'''"The Prostitute Song"''' is a parody of James Taylor's song "Your Smiling Face" from 1977. It was sung by [[Jerome "Chef" McElroy|Chef]] in the [[Season Four]] episode, "[[Fat Camp]]".
+==Background==
+Chef is joined by [[James Taylor]] in a duet that explains his concept of prostitution to [[The Boys|the boys]]. [[Principal Victoria]] interrupts the performance, causing Chef to blame James Taylor for his risque lyrics.
 ==Lyrics==
+<poem>
-A prostitute is someone who loves you
+'''Chef:'''
+<i>A prostitute is someone who loves you
 No matter who you are, or what you look like.
 Yes, it's true, children.
 That's not why you pay a prostitute, No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards.
+That's why I praise the lord for prostitutes!</i>
+Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!
+'''James Taylor:'''
-That's why I praise the lord for prostitutes!
+<i>A prostitute is like any other woman
+They all trade somethin' for sex and they do it well.</i>
-Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor.
-James Taylor: A prostitute is like any other woman
-They all trade somethin' for sex and they do it well.
-Chef: And that's why I say-
+'''Chef:'''
+<i>And that's why I say</i>
-Chef and James Taylor: Prostitutes! Prostitutes! They--
+'''Chef and James Taylor:'''
+<i>Prostitutes! Prostitutes! They--</i>
+</poem>
+{{Season Four Songs}}
-==Video==
-[http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/185659 The Prostitute Song]
-[[Category:Music]]
 [[Category:Songs]]
 [[Category:Lyrics]]
+[[Category:Songs by Chef]]
+[[Category:Parody Songs]]