Chef is joined by James Taylor in a duet that explains his concept of prostitution to the boys. Principal Victoria interrupts the performance, causing Chef to blame James Taylor for his risqué lyrics.
A prostitute is someone who loves you
No matter who you are, or what you look like.
Yes, it's true, children.
That's not why you pay a prostitute, No, you don't pay her to stay, you pay her to leave afterwards.
That's why I praise the lord for prostitutes!
Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr. James Taylor!
A prostitute is like any other woman
They all trade somethin' for sex and they do it well.
And that's why I say
Chef and James Taylor:
Prostitutes! Prostitutes! They--