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The Master Ninjew is a Kyle Broflovski Mystical card in South Park: Phone Destroyer. When summoned, The Master Ninjew will pull out and unroll a scroll, which causes any allies to gain a significant and permanent attack boost.

Level Upgrades[]

BM = Bronze Materials SM = Silver Materials GM = Gold Materials
Upgrade Attack Health Attack Boost Cost
Coins BM SM GM
1/5 30 Attack 280 Health 30 0 Coin 0 0 0
2/5 30 Attack 289 Health 30 40 Coin 2 1 0
3/5 31 Attack 289 Health 30 80 Coin 5 2 1
4/5 31 Attack 300 Health 30 130 Coin 8 3 1
5/5 32 Attack 300 Health 30 200 Coin 10 4 2

BM = Bronze Materials SM = Silver Materials GM = Gold Materials
Upgrade Attack Health Attack Boost Cost
Coins BM SM GM
Level 2 38 Attack 356 Health 30 225 Coin 0 0 0
6/15 38 Attack 356 Health 36 55 Coin 2 1 0
7/15 38 Attack 368 Health 36 100 Coin 5 3 1
8/15 39 Attack 368 Health 36 155 Coin 7 5 1
9/15 39 Attack 382 Health 36 200 Coin 9 7 2
10/15 41 Attack 382 Health 36 265 Coin 14 10 2
11/15 41 Attack 400 Health 36 315 Coin 15 10 3
12/15 43 Attack 400 Health 36 350 Coin 16 11 3
13/15 43 Attack 400 Health 49 385 Coin 18 12 4
14/15 43 Attack 423 Health 49 425 Coin 19 14 4
15/15 45 Attack 423 Health 49 450 Coin 20 15 5

BM = Bronze Materials SM = Silver Materials GM = Gold Materials
Upgrade Attack Health Attack Boost Cost
Coins BM SM GM
Level 3 63 Attack 591 Health 49 1500 Coin 0 0 0
16/25 63 Attack 603 Health 49 80 Coin 5 3 1
17/25 65 Attack 603 Health 49 130 Coin 8 5 2
18/25 65 Attack 618 Health 49 200 Coin 13 8 3
19/25 67 Attack 618 Health 49 270 Coin 17 12 4
20/25 67 Attack 618 Health 78 390 Coin 21 13 5
21/25 67 Attack 638 Health 78 425 Coin 25 14 6
22/25 70 Attack 638 Health 78 460 Coin 28 15 6
23/25 70 Attack 662 Health 78 500 Coin 30 16 7
24/25 74 Attack 662 Health 78 545 Coin 33 18 8
25/25 74 Attack 690 Health 78 600 Coin 35 21 8

BM = Bronze Materials SM = Silver Materials GM = Gold Materials
Upgrade Attack Health Attack Boost Cost
Coins BM SM GM
Level 4 86 Attack 802 Health 78 3000 Coin 0 0 0
26/40 87 Attack 802 Health 78 300 Coin 5 3 1
27/40 87 Attack 802 Health 88 450 Coin 10 6 2
28/40 87 Attack 811 Health 88 500 Coin 14 10 3
29/40 88 Attack 811 Health 88 650 Coin 20 14 4
30/40 88 Attack 822 Health 88 850 Coin 29 16 5
31/40 89 Attack 822 Health 88 950 Coin 32 18 6
32/40 89 Attack 836 Health 88 1000 Coin 35 19 7
33/40 90 Attack 836 Health 88 1050 Coin 36 20 8
34/40 90 Attack 836 Health 107 1100 Coin 39 21 9
35/40 90 Attack 853 Health 107 1150 Coin 41 22 10
36/40 92 Attack 853 Health 107 1200 Coin 43 23 10
37/40 92 Attack 875 Health 107 1250 Coin 45 24 11
38/40 94 Attack 875 Health 107 1350 Coin 46 26 12
39/40 94 Attack 902 Health 107 1450 Coin 50 28 13
40/40 97 Attack 902 Health 107 1750 Coin 55 30 14

BM = Bronze Materials SM = Silver Materials GM = Gold Materials
Upgrade Attack Health Attack Boost Cost
Coins BM SM GM
Level 5 103 Attack 958 Health 107 7500 Coin 0 0 0
41/55 103 Attack 958 Health 108 500 Coin 8 4 2
42/55 103 Attack 961 Health 108 650 Coin 12 7 3
43/55 104 Attack 961 Health 108 800 Coin 18 10 3
44/55 104 Attack 965 Health 108 1050 Coin 24 15 4
45/55 105 Attack 965 Health 108 1430 Coin 35 17 5
46/55 105 Attack 970 Health 108 1590 Coin 38 19 5
47/55 106 Attack 970 Health 108 1680 Coin 43 20 6
48/55 106 Attack 970 Health 111 1750 Coin 45 22 7
49/55 106 Attack 976 Health 111 1850 Coin 50 25 8
50/55 107 Attack 976 Health 111 1950 Coin 51 28 10
51/55 107 Attack 983 Health 111 2000 Coin 52 30 12
52/55 108 Attack 983 Health 111 2100 Coin 53 32 14
53/55 108 Attack 992 Health 111 2250 Coin 56 34 16
54/55 109 Attack 992 Health 111 2400 Coin 60 37 17
55/55 109 Attack 992 Health 116 3000 Coin 65 40 18

BM = Bronze Materials SM = Silver Materials GM = Gold Materials
Upgrade Attack Health Attack Boost Cost
Coins BM SM GM
Level 6 115 Attack 1048 Health 116 15000 Coin 0 0 0
56/70 115 Attack 1049 Health 116 600 Coin 9 6 3
57/70 116 Attack 1049 Health 116 780 Coin 17 12 5
58/70 116 Attack 1050 Health 116 950 Coin 26 17 7
59/70 117 Attack 1050 Health 116 1300 Coin 35 20 10
60/70 117 Attack 1051 Health 116 1740 Coin 50 28 11
61/70 118 Attack 1051 Health 116 1910 Coin 55 30 12
62/70 118 Attack 1051 Health 117 2000 Coin 60 32 13
63/70 118 Attack 1053 Health 117 2120 Coin 65 34 14
64/70 119 Attack 1053 Health 117 2200 Coin 70 36 15
65/70 119 Attack 1055 Health 117 2300 Coin 74 38 16
66/70 120 Attack 1055 Health 117 2400 Coin 78 40 17
67/70 120 Attack 1058 Health 117 2500 Coin 80 42 18
68/70 121 Attack 1058 Health 117 2700 Coin 84 45 19
69/70 121 Attack 1058 Health 120 2900 Coin 88 50 20
70/70 121 Attack 1062 Health 120 3600 Coin 99 55 20
Level 7 127 Attack 1118 Health 120 30000 Coin 0 0 0

Quotes[]

Patch History[]

  • March 04, 2019
    • Ability boost decreased from 35 to 30.
  • June 05, 2018
    • Base health increased from 140 to 280.
  • November 01, 2017
    • Ability boost increased from 20 to 35.
    • Energy cost decreased from 5 to 4.
  • September 07, 2017
    • Ability upgrade scaling fixed.
    • Knockback removed.
  • July 18, 2017
    • No longer targets objects.[1]

Trivia[]

  • The Master Ninjew is the second Kyle Broflovski card who does not have a charge ability, the first being Bounty Hunter Kyle.
  • In the cutscenes, The Master Ninjew has jewish curls on the sides of his head and his ushanka is brown but in the card art and his in-game sprite does not have the jewish curls and his ushanka is green instead.
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  1. Say hello the the first Phone Destroyer balance update!. Ubisoft (July 18, 2017). Archived from the original on November 9, 2020.
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