Changes: The Lonely Jew on Christmas

Revision as of 20:39, 1 January 2010

The Lonely Jew on Christmas was sung by Kyle in the episode Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo, in which Kyle feels left out when his friends are celebrating Christmas and won't let him join in.

The song also appears on the album, Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics.

Lyrics

Kyle: It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas
My friends won't let me join in any games
And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree
Or leave water out for Rudolph 'cause there is something wrong with me
My people don't believe in Jesus Christ divinity

I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
On Christmas

Hanukkah is nice, but why is it
That Santa passes over my house every year
And instead of eating ham I have to eat Kosher Latkes
Instead of Silent Night I'm singing 'Hoo Hoch Do Lavi'
And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles tell me, please!

I'm a Jew
A lonely Jew
I can't be merry
'Cause I'm Hebrew
On Christmas

Deeper voice: Hey little boy couldn't help but hear
You're feeling left out on Christmas cheer,
Well let me tell you don't be sad,
This is the one time that you should be glad.

Because it's good to be a Jew on Christmas
You don't have to deal with the season at all
Don't have to be on your best behavior
Or give to charity
You don't have to go to grandma's
With your alcoholic family.

Kyle: And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap and have him breathe his stinky breath on me!

Deeper voice: You're a Jew...

Kyle: A stylin' Jew...

Both: It's a good time... to be Hebrew!
On Christmas

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 ==Lyrics==
-'''Kyle: '''It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas <br />My friends won't let me join in any games <br />And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree <br />Or leave water out for Rudolph cuz there is something wrong with me <br />My people don't believe in Jesus Christ divinity
+'''Kyle: '''It's hard to be a Jew on Christmas <br />My friends won't let me join in any games <br />And I can't sing Christmas songs or decorate a Christmas tree <br />Or leave water out for Rudolph&nbsp;'cause there is something wrong with me <br />My people don't believe in Jesus Christ divinity
 I'm a Jew <br />A lonely Jew <br />On Christmas
 Hanukkah is nice, but why is it <br />That Santa passes over my house every year <br />And instead of eating ham I have to eat Kosher Latkes <br />Instead of Silent Night I'm singing 'Hoo Hoch Do Lavi' <br />And what the fuck is up with lighting all these fucking candles tell me, please!
-I'm a Jew <br />A lonely Jew <br />I can't be merry <br />Cuz I'm Hebrew <br />On Christmas ''' '''
+I'm a Jew <br />A lonely Jew <br />I can't be merry&nbsp;<br />'Cause I'm Hebrew <br />On Christmas
-'''Deeper voice:''' Hey little boy couldn't help but hear <br />You're feeling left out on Christmas cheer,  <br />Well let me tell you don't be sad, <br />This is the one time that you should be glad.
+'''Deeper voice:''' Hey little boy couldn't help but hear <br />You're feeling left out on Christmas cheer, <br />Well let me tell you don't be sad, <br />This is the one time that you should be glad.
-Because it's good to be a Jew on Christmas <br />You don't have to deal with the season at all  <br />Don't have to be on your best behavior  <br />Or give to charity <br />You don't have to go to grandmas <br />With your alcoholic family.
+Because it's good to be a Jew on Christmas <br />You don't have to deal with the season at all <br />Don't have to be on your best behavior <br />Or give to charity <br />You don't have to go to grandma's <br />With your alcoholic family.
-'''Kyle:''' And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap and have him breath his stinky breath on me!
+'''Kyle:''' And I don't have to sit on some fake Santa's lap and have him breathe his stinky breath on me!
 '''Deeper voice:''' You're a Jew...
 '''Kyle:''' A stylin' Jew...
 '''Both:''' It's a good time... to be Hebrew! <br />On Christmas