"The Jewelry Polka" is a montage song featured in Season Sixteen episode, "Cash For Gold".

Background

The song is sung a capella, while a montage plays showing the cycle of how jewelry is sold cheaply to resellers, who then sell it to smelting plants. The smelting plants then melt it down to sell to a factory in India, which, in turn, turns it back into jewelry to be sold on home shopping networks at exorbitant prices. As the montage gets to the end the melody gets louder and more akin to grunting.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

The song is played while The New Kid chooses an attribute for their character sheet in Mosquito in a Honey Pot, The Talk, The Talk 2: The Gendering, Race Academy: First Class and Touch the Sky.


Songs from Season Sixteen
Ballad of James Cameron | Gangnam Style | Gonna Fly Now | Here Comes Fatty Doo Doo | I Love Sarcastaball | I Swear | Jesus Loves Me | Little Green Frog | Make Bullying Kill Itself | Maniac | Our Love Grows | San Diego | The Imperial March | The Jewelry Polka | The Only Memeing I'll Ever Do | The Star-Spangled Banner

See Also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Sixteen | Season Sixteen

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