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The Invitation
The New Kid heads to the top floor of the Steed in SoDoSoPa. The New Kid is then approached by an Italian mafia member
Mafia
Looking for answers? Mr. Conner sends his regards. He wanted to come himself, but he's a very busy man. He mentioned some horrible tragedy happened to your mother. Funny how a few moments in our lives completely change who we are, huh? And now you're going to be taken out by assassins, known as the City Ninja Service.
True enough, several ninjas appear, completely surround the New Kid.
Mafia
You know what to do with him when you're done.
Tuong
Hey wait, you forgot pay me.
Mafia
After it's done.
Tuong
No, no, no, you hire City Ninja Service you pay in advance. That's... that's on the website.
Mafia
You don't sound Japanese. Are you sure you're really ninjas?
Tuong
Yeah, yeah, I ninja. Look at my fuckin' eyes. Come on, gimme pay check made out to City Ninja Service.
Mafia
[hands a wad of cash to the ninja] Just get it over with. [leaves]
Tuong
[draws out his ninjatō] OK. Hello, we from a City Ninja. I'm afraid we got paid to uh... assassinate you today. So uh, we have to do that of course, unless... you want to pay us not to. Five thousand dorra.
If the New Kid has $5000 and decides to pay.
Tuong
Oh, OK. Nice doing business with you! Only count for this battle though. We still probably murder you later. [leaves]
If the New Kid tries to pay without having the sufficient amount on hand.
Tuong
Oh, nice try, you tricky in business. But you don't have enough money for bribe so we still have to murder you, sorry.
If the New Kid refuses to pay or does nothing.
Tuong
OK, if you don't wanna pay bribe we going to have to murder you.
The New Kid takes on the ninjas and defeats them.
Tuong
It's so hard to find a good ninja these days. [disappears]
End of The Invitation
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