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The Homeless Problem
The New Kid approaches the mayor in the City Hall.
Mayor McDaniels
Hey, kid. Maybe you could help us with something. All these homeless people in South Park are making us look like a cold and heartless town. If you could go and beat the crap out of all the bums and vagrants, they'll leave town and it'll restore South Park's reputation as a compassionate community. You gotta get every single one of those bastards, okay? Chop chop!
As the New Kid attacks the homeless people
Hobo
Hey!
Hobo
Wanna play rough, huh?!
Hobo
What'd I do?
Hobo
That's not nice.
Hobo
Aw, come on!
After all homeless have been cleared out, the New Kid returns to the Mayor.
Mayor McDaniels
Thanks, kid! Your work helping with the homeless of South Park will never be forgotten. Here's your cash.
End of The Homeless Problem
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