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"The Catholic Boat" is a song featured in the Season Six episode, "Red Hot Catholic Love". The song and accompanying video are both a parody of The Love Boat.

Background

While Priest Maxi tells his parishioners about a Catholic cruise ship for the children, Randy Marsh has a daydream about what the priests may have had planned for the the younger church populace, including Butters Stotch, Tweek Tweak, and Stan Marsh. The daydream ends after Randy has an image of a Catholic priest gently touching Stan's head and face, whereas Randy freaks out over that mental image.

Lyrics

The Catholic Boat...
It's gonna be heading on out today...
The Catholic Boat...
Time to throw all your cares away...
Get some hot Christian action that will take you-


Songs from Season Six
A Ladder to Heaven | Don't You (Forget About Me) | Fight-in' Round The World | Fresh Island Song | Gotta Get There Somehow | Jarabe Tapatío | Jared's Theme | Montage | My Future Self n' Me | Poo-Choo Train | Sea People and Me | Sometimes You Kill Your Teacher | Stan Darsh | Stars and Stripes Forever | Take on Me | The Ballad of Lemmiwinks | The Biggest Douche in the Universe | The Catholic Boat | The Safety Dance | The Twelve Days of Christmas | True Freaks Union | U Can't Touch This

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Six | Season Six

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