Thad was a UPS truck driver and deliverer who appeared in the Season Sixteen episode, "Insecurity", where he delivers packages to the townsfolk of South Park from


While Thad delivers packages in South Park, a misunderstanding brews from a drawing by Ike Broflovski, depicting the "UPS Man" having sexual intercourse with a South Park mother. This misunderstanding causes all the adult men in South Park to believe that Thad is having sexual intercourse with all their wives. This leads to all the men, led by Randy Marsh, to brutally beat Thad. Later, after the men blow up Thad's UPS truck and Wolf Home Security fails to act effectively, Thad jumps out a window of the Broflovski Residence to his death.


Thad has blond hair. He wears a UPS uniform consisting of a brown shirt, brown pants shorts, black shoes, a black watch and a brown UPS hat. He wears a blue arm sling after his beating at the hands of the South Park adult men.

Minor Characters from Season Sixteen
Alana Thompson | ‎Ambassador of Humans | Belarusian farmers | Bigfoot Researchers | ‎Boy with brown hair | Boy with green shirt | Brad Paisley | Bucky Bailey | Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers | Cash For Gold sign holders | Cee Lo Green | Cupid Cartman | ‎Dean | Dr. Mehmet Oz | Elvis Presley | Gems Wholesale clerks | General Tso | Grandma Stotch | ‎Hoffman and Turk attorney | India Manufacturing Inc. workers | James Cameron | Jim Rome | June Shannon | Lance Armstrong | Lorraine | Luke Covina | Maria Sanchez | Michael | Mike Thompson | Mitt Romney | Mr. Billings | Mr. Stevenson | Newt Gingrich | Nichole Daniels | Nick Jabs | Obese man ("Raising the Bar") | P.F. Pityef | Pharaoh of Egypt | ‎Professor Lamont | Randy Newman | Rick Santorum | Roger Goodell | Ron Paul | ‎Sir John Harington | Talking Cat | Thad ("Insecurity") | The Redbox Killers | ‎Toilet Safety Administration

See Also: List of minor characters from Season Sixteen | Season Sixteen

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