Thad was a UPS truck driver and deliverer who appeared in the Season Sixteen episode, "Insecurity", where he delivers packages to the townsfolk of South Park from


While Thad delivers packages in South Park, a misunderstanding brews from a drawing by Ike Broflovski, depicting the "UPS Man" having sexual intercourse with a South Park mother. This misunderstanding causes all the adult men in South Park to believe that Thad is having sexual intercourse with all their wives. This leads to all the men, led by Randy Marsh, to brutally beat Thad. Later, after the men blow up Thad's UPS truck and Wolf Home Security fails to act effectively, Thad jumps out a window of the Broflovski Residence to his death.


Thad has blond hair. He wears a UPS uniform consisting of a brown shirt, brown pants shorts, black shoes, a black watch and a brown UPS hat. He wears a blue arm sling after his beating at the hands of the South Park adult men.


  • "Insecurity" - Seen delivering packages for and being killed at the hands of South Park's insecure men.

Minor Characters from Season Sixteen
Alana Thompson | ‎Ambassador of Humans | Belarus Farmers | Bigfoot Researchers | ‎Boy with Brown Hair | Boy with Green Coat | Brad Paisley | Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers | Cee Lo Green | ‎Dean | Dr. Mehmet Oz | Elvis Presley | Grandma Stotch | General Tso | ‎Hoffman and Turk Attorney | Hummer Salesman | James Cameron | June Shannon | Lorraine | Luke Covina | Maria Sanchez | Michael | Mitt Romney | Mr. Billings | Newt Gingrich | Nichole Daniels | Nick Jabs | Pharaoh of Egypt | ‎Professor Lamont | Randy Newman | Rick Santorum | Ron Paul | ‎Sir John Harington | Talking Cat | Thad ("Insecurity") | The Redbox Killers | ‎Toilet Safety Administration

See Also: List of Minor Characters from Season Sixteen | Season Sixteen

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