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"Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus"
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Episode no. Season 2
Episode 1
Production no. 201
Original airdate April 1, 1998
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"Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus" is the first episode of Season Two and the 14th overall episode of South Park. It originally aired on April 1, 1998.[1]


Terrance and Phillip must save Terrance's little daughter, Sally, and all of Canada from an evil dictator.[1]


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A narrator recaps the events of "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut", stating that viewers have waited four long weeks to find out who the father of Eric Cartman is and that the cliffhanger payoff will not be seen. Instead, the HBC movie of the week, starring Terrance and Phillip, Not Without My Anus, would be shown.

At a Canadian Courthouse, Scott the Dick is testifying against Terrance saying that he murdered Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer by repeatedly striking him in the head with a hammer. Scott shows evidence linking Terrance to the murder and yells at Terrance with disgust. Phillip proceeds to deliver their closing argument. He and Terrance start farting repeatedly, even to the point that the jury struggles to deliver their verdict. The court finds Terrance to be not guilty, causing Terrance and Phillip to celebrate.

Upon exiting the courthouse and being chastised again by Scott, Terrance and Phillip plan to take the subway back home where they will enjoy some Kraft Dinner.

At Scott's house, Saddam Hussein contacts Scott and proposes a plan that will both get rid of Terrance and Phillip and make it so Saddam can take over Canada, to which Scott agrees.

At Terrance and Phillip's house, Terrance and Phillip meet with Ugly Bob. Who has the same look that any other Canadian has. But apparently Canadians (and Iranians) can see that Bob is actually hideously ugly. Phillip suggests that Ugly Bob wear a paper bag over his head so people do not see how horrendously ugly he is and then Terrance and Phillip enter their home. Terrance goes to put on a pirate costume while Phillip gets a letter for Terrance. The letter entails that his daughter, Sally, has been captured in Tehran. Terrance explains to Phillip, who does not know who Sally is, how he and Celine Dion had a little girl named Sally.

On the way to the airport, Terrance and Phillip stop by Celine Dion's house to tell her about Sally.

At the Airport, Terrance and Phillip ask Ugly Bob how the paper bag is working out, Ugly Bob says it is great and he has a date on the following Friday. After Terrance and Phillip purchase tickets for the flight to Tehran, they, with others, sing the Canadian National Anthem, Meanwhile, Scott is contacting Saddam via walkie-talkie to discuss what will happen to Terrance and Phillip upon arrival to Tehran.

Terrance and Phillip find Sally rather quickly in Tehran and travel back home to find that posters of Saddam are all over Canada. They go to Celine Dion's house to find that she is the one having an affair with Ugly Bob, who is currently calling himself 'Handsome Bob'. Terrance and Phillip remove the bag and show Celine Dion the truth, and she shrieks in horror. Scott then finds Terrance and Phillip alive, much to his irritation.

Meanwhile, the U.S. government tells Saddam that he has exactly 3 years to remove his troops from Canada, or they will bomb all of Iran. Once they leave, Saddam goes over his plan to take over the world, starting with Canada. Scott goes to Saddam because Terrance and Phillip are still alive and Saddam promptly forces Scott to leave.

While at home, Terrance and Phillip watch American television with one show being South Park. They watch the news and find out that Saddam has signed an agreement to let the U.S. government inspect his military operations and that Saddam is a dictator. Scott then calls Terrance and Phillip and tells them to meet him at Karl's Kroff Dinner Palace.

Saddam persuades Celine Dion and forces her to sing the Iranian National Anthem at the Roughriders vs. Roughriders football game by promising to fix Ugly Bob's face.

At Karl's Kroff Dinner Palace, Scott tells Terrance and Phillip that Saddam taking over Canada is their fault, He gives Terrance and Phillip a bomb and tells them to strap the bombs to themselves at the football game. He explains the bomb will go off, killing Terrance and Phillip but also stopping Saddam.

Later, Phillip comes up with an idea to use “chemical warfare” via farting instead of blowing themselves up. They then start phoning everyone.

At the Roughriders vs. Roughriders football game, during the half-time show, Celine Dion begins to sing the Iranian National Anthem. Terrance then alerts everyone that their plan is about to start. Everyone then proceeds to put on gas masks and fart, creating a massive flatulence cloud which kills Saddam and his Iranian guards. The Canadians then start dismembering Saddam’s body and proceed to sing the Canadian National Anthem.


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Terrance and PhillipScott the DickUgly BobCeline DionCanadian JudgeSaddam Hussein • "O Canada" • Canadian Courthouse


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