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Talnua Cussler was a golf course owner who appeared in South Park: The Streaming Wars.

Background

Talnua Cussler was one of the city people originating from Denver. Following a drought in Denver, he raised concerns that the water shortage could affect the 12 golf courses which he owned. Mr. Cussler eventually decided to move away, purchasing a property opposite the Coney Island Hotdog where the Cartmans live in.

During construction of his new home, Mr. Cussler was approached by the Water Commissioner, who would explain that some of his water rights can be sold as part of a streaming service. Mr. Cussler then seek the help of Stan and Tolkien to craft 10,000 boats for his new service named the Cussler Industries, offering them $15,000 as payment.

Randy Marsh eventually uncovers the deal, and berates Stan for making boats for other companies in additional to his own. Randy pays a visit to Mr. Cussler, only to discover that the latter had been killed and dismembered by ManBearPig. On the crime scene, Harrison Yates explains that Mr. Cussler had been taking advantage of the water supply, triggering vengeance from ManBearPig.

The news article on the death of Mr. Cussler cites "climate change" as the cause of death.

Appearance

Talnua Cussler wore a pink polo shirt with "C.I." imprinted on the left side of the chest, blue pants tucked into white socks, white shoes, and a multi-colored beret. He was always seen carrying a golf club.

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