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"Talent Shows are for Fags" was from the Season Nine episode, "Erection Day".


The song was ironic in that it disparaged talent shows, yet the Goth Kids still participated in the South Park Elementary Talent Show.



No no no, I'm not gonna be in the talent show.
Oh no nono no. I'll never be in your faggy talent show.

Songs from Season Nine
Dancing Queen | Fernando | Jarabe Tapatío | I See a Lady Bug | I've Got Some Apples | Love Lost Long Ago | Lucille | Make It Right | Open Arms | Raining Blood | Rock Your Body | Signs | Sing | Swim With the Dolphins | Talent Shows are for Fags | The Yankee Doodle Boy | This is It | This World O' Mine | Trapped in the Closet | Up Where We Belong | We Can Live Together | Who Let the Dogs Out | You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine | You're the Best

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Nine | Season Nine