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The swimming instructor is an unnamed woman who appears in the Season Two episode "Summer Sucks" as Eric Cartman's swimming teacher.


The swimming instructor is first seen in the South Park Community Pool telling the kids to get into the pool and getting Cartman to jump in the pool, who is too scared to go into it and gets interrupted when the other kids urinate in the pool. Later on, she tries to teach Cartman the doggie-paddle move, but is interrupted once again by the other kids urinating in the pool. After the giant snake that rampaged through town is destroyed, she lets all of the kids into the pool, and they of course urinate in it again.


The swimming instructor has long wet blond hair. She wears a red swimming suit with a white cross on the right side as well as a whistle around her neck.


Minor Characters from Season Two
A 34-year-old Asian man who looks strikingly similar to Ricardo Montalbán | Alanis Morissette | Alexandra Cartman | America's Most Wanted actors | Big Black Scary Monster | Bob Denver | Bob Thomas | Book Mobile driver | Boy with red shirt | Brent Musburger | Brett Favre | Buck | Buck Jr. | Buddy Ebsen | Calvin | Canadian judge | Carrot Top | Cartman's unnamed relatives | Celine Dion | Charles Manson | Charlie | Chinese commentators | Chinese dodgeball players | COPS TV film crew | Cosette | Creamy Goodness | Dr. Schwartz | Dr. Katz | Dr. Tristan Adams | Dwight Schultz | Elvin Cartman | Eric Roberts | The Evil Boys | Fat Bob | Flo Kimble | Florence Cartman | Fred Cartman | Fred Savage | Frida | George Peppard | Harold Cartman | Howard Cartman | Jesus and Pals producer | Johnnie Cochran | John Postum | John Walsh | Judge Moses | Kevin | Larry | Leslie | Lisa Cartman | Mabel Cartman | Marcus | Michael Jackson fan | Mr. Big record producer | Mr. Freely | Mr. Romero | Mr. T | Mr. Twig | Mrs. Stevens | Murrey Broflovski | Nurse Gollum | Ozzy Osbourne | Peter | Phyllis | Robert Redford | Roy | Runaway girls | Sally Dion | Scott | Shari Lewis | Sid Greenfield | Spookyfish | Steve Irwin | Stevie Wonder | Stu | Swimming instructor | Teenage hippies | Tiny alien | Tom | Tom and Mary | Tommy Fritz | Toto | Ugly Bob | Uncle Stinky | Underpants Gnomes | Unplanned Parenthood counselor | Van Gelder | Young hippie

See Also: List of minor characters from Season Two | Season Two