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"Swim With the Dolphins" is a song heard in Gerald Broflovski's fantasy montage in the Season Nine episode, "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina".

Background[]

Gerald Broflovski threatens to sue Dr. Biber and Trinidad Medical Center for turning his son into a tall black basketball player. The doctor calms Gerald by appealing to his love of dolphins and persuading him into becoming a dolphin.

Lyrics[]

If I could swim with the dolphins,
the soft and gentle dolphins...
Why can't I swim with the dolphins?


Songs from Season Nine
Dancing Queen | Fernando | Jarabe Tapatío | I See a Lady Bug | I've Got Some Apples | Love Lost Long Ago | Lucille | Make It Right | Open Arms | Raining Blood | Rock Your Body | Signs | Sing | Swim With the Dolphins | Talent Shows are for **** | The Yankee Doodle Boy | This is It | This World O' Mine | Trapped in the Closet | Up Where We Belong | We Can Live Together | Who Let the Dogs Out | You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine | You're the Best

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Nine | Season Nine

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