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"Swim With the Dolphins" is a song heard in Gerald Broflovski's fantasy montage in the Season Nine episode, "Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina".


Gerald Broflovski threatens to sue Dr. Biber and Trinidad Medical Center for turning his son into a tall black basketball player. The doctor calms Gerald by appealing to his love of dolphins and persuading him into becoming a dolphin.


If I could swim with the dolphins,
the soft and gentle dolphins...
Why can't I swim with the dolphins?

Songs from Season Nine
Dancing Queen | Fernando | Jarabe Tapatío | I See a Lady Bug | I've Got Some Apples | Love Lost Long Ago | Lucille | Make It Right | Open Arms | Raining Blood | Rock Your Body | Signs | Sing | Swim With the Dolphins | Talent Shows are for Fags | The Yankee Doodle Boy | This is It | This World O' Mine | Trapped in the Closet | Up Where We Belong | We Can Live Together | Who Let the Dogs Out | You'll Never Find Another Love Like Mine | You're the Best

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Nine | Season Nine