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The club members try to hypnotize the boys in "The Return of Chef".

The Super Adventure Club is a group of pedophiles who meet on a regular basis and explore the world while molesting the native children.

The group was founded by William P. Phineas who was an explorer. Unfortunately, wherever he went he was always beaten by somebody else who had reached there first. He decided that if he couldn't be the first person to reach it, then he could be the first to molest the native children. As he molested children he discovered tiny things in children's bodies called "marlocs" which would enter his body and provide him with immortality "as said by the ruler of Bethos", a mysterious monster only mentioned during the explanation. Phinehas was hit by a train in 1892 which killed him, despite his immortality.

The group is often confused with the Adventure Club, but they merely travel the world and do not commit sexual acts with children.

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William P. Phinehas, the club's founder with several Aboriginal children.

Despite appearing very primitive and old fashioned, they actually have a good understanding of modern technology, which is seen when they resurrect Chef at the end of "The Return of Chef".

The club only appeared in "The Return of Chef" which featured the boys trying to turn Chef normal after he continued saying things related with pedophilia which had led to a police inquest at South Park Elementary. The boys discovered the club's ways and tried to undo the brainwashing that had been done to Chef. They succeeded, but the club found Chef again and hit him with a tranquilizer dart. Upon recapturing him, they made him choose whether he should return to South Park or remain with the club. He chose the latter, but was killed when the bridge he was standing on was struck by lightning, leading to several injuries. The club manage to salvage his remains and resurrect him as Darth Chef.

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