The Substitute Teacher is an unnamed teacher at South Park Elementary. She is first seen acting as a substitute for the kindergarten class, but continues to appear as a minor faculty member throughout the show.
The teacher is first seen at South Park Elementary in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" at a school assembly introducing Dr. David Nelson to the school. She has since made frequent background appearances in assemblies or meetings involving the school teachers.
The substitute teacher has bright brown parted hair with visible eyelashes and white earrings. She wears a pink buttoned shirt with a collar and a pearl necklace under a pale yellow jacket. She also wears a long purple skirt and has deep purple shoes.
- "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson" - Introduces Dr. Nelson at the school assembly.
- "Britney's New Look" - Seen taking photos of Britney Spears along with many other people.
- "Eek, A Penis!" - Seen when Garrison returns to the school.
- "Fatbeard" - Seen teaching the kindergarten class.
- "Funnybot" - Seen when the school is held hostage by the Germans.
- "Sarcastaball" - Seen attending the Sarcastaball PTA Meeting in the library.
- "Taming Strange" - Seen with other teachers.
- "Gluten Free Ebola" - Complains about Mr. Mackey's gluten-free diet.
- "Stunning and Brave" - Present when PC Principal is first introduced.
- "Put It Down" - Seen singing the song at the climax.
- "Hummels & Heroin" - Seen in the school cafeteria during a meeting.
- "SUPER HARD PCness" - Seen with other teachers at a school meeting and later in the gymnasium.
- "Tegridy Farms Halloween Special" - Seen at the school assembly.
- Credited as "Teacher" in ""South Park" Gluten Free Ebola (TV Episode 2014)". IMDb.com.
|South Park Elementary staff|
|Coach Miles | Girls' Volleyball Coach | Herbert Garrison | Jose Venezuela | Mitchell | Mr. Derp | Mr. Garrett | Mr. Harris | Mr. Mackey | Mr. Meryl | Mr. Thompson | Mr. Wyland | Mrs. Streibel | Ms. Bronski | PC Principal | Pearl | Recess Supervisor | Richard Adler | Strong Woman | Substitute Teacher|
|Diane Choksondik | Jerome "Chef" McElroy | Margaret Nelson | Miss Claridge | Mr. Conners | Mr. Slave | Ms. Ellen | Ms. Stevenson | Nurse Gollum | Principal Victoria | Randy Marsh | Veronica Crabtree|