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"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" is the theme song for a toy of the same name. It was featured in the Season Eight episode, "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset".


The toy is introduced with a commercial, complete with theme song, featuring Jessie and Kal explaining the toy to a skeptical Wendy Testaburger. The girls are shown re-enacting a famous Paris Hilton porn tape, which got her into the tabloids thus making her famous.


Woman singer: Stupid Spoiled video playset, show the whole world what a slut you are.
Commercial announcer: Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset comes with video camera, night-vision filter, play money, lose-able cellphone, and sixteen hits of ecstasy.
Woman singer: Stupid Spoiled video playset, let everyone see your cooch.

Songs from Season Eight
Achy Breaky Heart | Adagio for Strings | Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens | Ballad of Paris Hilton | Christmas Time is Once a Year | Dance Sucka | I've Got Some Apples | I've Got Something In My Front Pocket | If You Leave Me Now | I Love to Brush My Teeth | Jeffy's Song | Kumbaya | Let's Fighting Love | Let's Ride the Train | Movin' On Up | My Robot Friend | My Roots | My Wishing Tree | Push It to the Limit | Seasons Change | Stars and Stripes Forever | Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset | The Future Begins With You and Me | The Power to Change | Touch My Body | Vote or Die! | Woodland Critter Christmas

See also: List of Songs | List of Minor Characters from Season Eight | Season Eight