For other uses, see Steve (disambiguation).

Steven was a blaintologist and a henchman/spokesman of the cult leader David Blaine. He appears in Season Five episode "Super Best Friends".


Steven has been a blaintologist for three years. He is the person in charge of the David Blaine Workshop. He welcomes new arrivals and asks them deceptive, meditative questions which have no definite answers. When new arrivals get puzzled and confused, he introduces the "miraculous" book "David Blaine: Teachings" to them, claiming that answers to these difficult questions can be found inside. As they are induced to believe in Blaintology, Steven asks new blaintologists to recruit more potential members for David Blaine's big magic show in Denver.

David Blaine's demand for tax-exempt status gets turned down by the government, so he arranges a mass suicide at Washington. Steven once again informs all blaintologists at the workshop about this event, and guarantees them happiness in afterlife. After arriving in Washington, Steven becomes the first person to die for the cult, as he demonstrates to others how to drown themselves in the reflection pool.


Steven has a typical blaintologist's look, his head is mostly shaved, he wears a white shirt and blue pants. He is more recognizable than other blaintologists because of his thick brown eyebrows, wrinkles and shaped ears.

  • Not to be confused with other adult Blaintologists as they have similar looks for most of the time.


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