The Star Trek Nerds are two men who often help out the boys in times of trouble. They have shown to be useful and talented, but also to get into squabbles with each other over trivial things, such as the amount of episodes in Star Trek: The Original Series.

They made their first appearance in "Fourth Grade", where they build two time machines for the boys, in order to return to the 3rd Grade. In "Freak Strike", they helped the boys attach a set of prosthetic testes to Butters' chin, so he can go on the Maury Povich show. They were also seen worshipping with the Cult of Cthulhu in "Mysterion Rises".


Both of the nerds wear sandals and round-framed glasses. The first nerd wears light blue shorts, a navy blue shirt with the words "Resistance is futile!" written in green, and a green coat. He has long blond hair in the style of a ponytail.

The other nerd wears green pants, a black shirt with the words "Yeah, resistance is futile!" written in red, and a black wrist brace. He has short brown hair, which is receding, and has a brown mustache and beard.



  • According to Kyle, they are college students who live next door to him.


Minor Characters from Season Four
5th graders (Fourth Grade) | Alice | Alinicia | Amber Hankey | Autumn Hankey | Bill Cosby | Billy Circlovich | Billy Harris | Cartman Impostor | Chad | Chad's Parents | Charlie Rose | Cheech and Chong | Chris | Christina Aguilera | Cornwallis Hankey | Dr. Roberts | Dr. Shay | Escaped Convict | Estella | Fidel Castro | Filmore Anderson | Fingerbang | Flora Larsen | The Ghetto Avenue Boys | Gobbles | Horace Sanders | Howard Stern | James Taylor | Jeffrey Maynard | Jenny | Jenny's Parents | Joe Gargery | Johnny Knoxville | JonBenét Ramsey | Lamond | Linda Cotner | Loogie | Loogie's Associates | Mark Cotner | Miss Havisham | Miss Information | Mr. Sanders | Mr. Wyland | Mrs. Anderson | Mrs. Joe Gargery | Mrs. Sanders | Mrs. Vladchik | NAMBLA | Pete Thelman (3rd grader) | Phil Collins | Pocket | Quaid | Quintuplets | Rich Kid in Cherry Creek | Rick and Susan Tyler | Robby | Romanian Father | Romanian Guards | Romper Stomper | Rosie O'Donnell | Sally Bands | Scott Evans | Security Guard | Simon Hankey | Sister Anne | Star Trek Nerds | Steve | Tom Foley | Tom Green | Tony | Walter Matthau | Weasel

See Also: List of Minor Characters from Season Four | Season Four

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