The patrons of Aspen Heaven Ski Resort decide to host a fundraiser party to save their Aspen Youth Center from being bought out by Tad Mikowski, who wants to bulldoze it.
Trying to antagonize Stan Marsh into a re-match ski race on the K-13 mountain, Tad interrupts the dance party and proceeds to sing this badly written, and poorly performed, song on an electric guitar.
Stan. Darsh. Darshy Daaarsh
Stan Darsh, Standarsh
Stan Daaaaarsh Daaarsh