Squire

Squire is a fantasy card in the game South Park: Phone Destroyer. This card can only be found in the fantasy episodes of the single player campaign as an enemy. Though they are not available for use, they can be on the player's side with the use of Changeling Red. His rarity and energy cost are unreleased.

Level Upgrades[]

Upgrade	Attack	Health
Level 1	25	150
Level 2	31	185
Level 3	41	249
Level 4	53	324
Level 5	71	426
Level 6	95	564
Level 7	122	720

Quotes[]

Summoned
- "Get ready to bleed!"
- "Imma get medieval on your ass."
- "Prepare for battle!"
- "This seems dangerous!"
- "Smash that phone!"
- "En garde!"

South Park: Phone Destroyer Cards
Adventure Cards
Arrow Tower \| Arrowstorm \| Bandita Sally \| Barrel Dougie \| Big Mesquite Murph \| Buccaneer Bebe \| Calamity Heidi \| Captain Wendy \| Deckhand Butters \| Fireball \| Frontier Bradley \| Full Moon Sparky \| Gunslinger Kyle \| Hookhand Clyde \| Hunter Jimbo \| Incan Craig \| Indian Brave \| Indian Brute \| Indian Hunter \| Inuit Kenny \| Lightning Bolt \| Medicine Woman Sharon \| Outlaw Tweek \| Pirate Ship Timmy \| Pocahontas Randy \| Shaman Tolkien \| Sharpshooter Shelly \| Sheriff Cartman \| Smuggler Ike \| Stan of Many Moons \| Storyteller Jimmy \| Swashbuckler Red \| Swordsman Garrison \| Thunderbird \| War Hero Ned
Sci-Fi Cards
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000 \| Alien Clyde \| Alien Drone \| Alien Queen Red \| Astronaut Butters \| Auto-Vacuum \| Bounty Hunter Kyle \| Commander Hat \| Cyborg Kenny \| Cyborg Titan \| Cyborg Tower \| Enforcer Jimmy \| Dr. Mephesto \| Four-Assed Monkey \| Freeze Ray \| Gizmo Ike \| Hyperdrive \| Ice Sniper Wendy \| Infiltrator Kevin \| Marine Craig \| Mecha Timmy \| Mind Control \| Poison \| Powerfist Dougie \| Program Stan \| Robo Bebe \| Sixth Element Randy \| Sizzler Stuart \| Space Grunt \| Space Gunner \| Space Pilot Bradley \| Space Warrior Tolkien \| Subzero Titan \| Toxic Pylon \| Turbo Space Grunt \| Visitors \| Warboy Tweek
Mystical Cards
Angel Wendy \| Archangel Bradley \| Choirboy Butters \| Cupid Cartman \| Dark Angel Red \| Energy Staff \| Friar Jimmy \| Hallelujah \| Healing Fountain \| Hercules Clyde \| Hermes Kenny \| Holy Defender \| Imp Tweek \| Jesus \| Little Choirboy \| Medusa Bebe \| Mormon Missionary \| Pope Timmy \| Poseidon Stan \| Power Bind \| Priest Maxi \| Prophet Dougie \| Purify \| Regeneration \| S-WOW Tittybang \| Scout Ike \| Sexy Nun Randy \| Snake \| The Master Ninjew \| Unholy Combustion \| Witch Doctor Tolkien \| Youth Pastor Craig \| Zen Cartman \| Zionist Ranger
Fantasy Cards
Alchemist Scott \| Blood Elf Bebe \| Canadian Knight Ike \| Castle Defender \| Catapult Timmy \| Chicken Coop \| City Wok Guy \| Cock Magic \| Crusader \| Dark Mage Craig \| Dragonslayer Red \| Dwarf Engineer Dougie \| Dwarf King Clyde \| Elven King Bradley \| Grand Wizard Cartman \| Kyle of the Drow Elves \| Le Bard Jimmy \| Mr. Slave Executioner \| Native Hunter \| Nymph Nichole \| Paladin Butters \| Princess Kenny \| Robin Tweek \| Rogue Tolkien \| Rune Totem \| Shieldmaiden Wendy \| Sorceress Liane \| Squire \| Stan the Great \| The Amazingly Randy \| Transmogrify \| Underpants Gnomes \| Witch Garrison
Superheroes Cards
Alternate Human Kite \| Call Girl \| Captain Diabetes \| Changeling Red \| Chaos Hamsters \| Doctor Timothy \| Fastpass \| General Disarray \| Human Kite \| Lava! \| Mary Jane Randy \| Member Berries \| Mintberry Crunch \| Mosquito \| Mosquito Swarm \| Mysterion \| Potted Plant \| Professor Chaos \| Super Craig \| Super Fart \| The Chomper \| The Coon \| Toolshed \| Tupperware \| Wonder Tweek
Neutral Cards
A Cock \| A Rat \| Classi \| Cow Stampede \| DogPoo \| Firkle \| Future Randy \| Henrietta \| ManBearPig \| Marcus \| Mayor McDaniels \| Michael \| Mimsy \| Mr. Hankey \| Mr. Mackey \| Nathan \| Nelly \| Officer Barbrady \| PC Principal \| Pete \| Pigeon Gang \| President Garrison \| Rat Swarm \| Santa Claus \| Satan \| Scuzzlebutt \| Starvin' Marvin \| Terrance and Phillip \| Terrance Mephesto \| Towelie \| Woodland Critters