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The South Park Vampire Society is a group of students from South Park Elementary. They are a group of kids who are fans of the book series "Twilight" by Stephanie Meyer. They pretend to be vampires by wearing plastic fangs, drink clamato juice as a substitute for blood and dress in clothes from the store Hot Topic, which it's style is a blend of goth, punk, emo, scenester, and street clothes.

These kids are classed into the three varieties of vampires based off of the actual vampire lifestyle: Psy (psychic) Vampire, Sanguinarian (blood drinking) Vampire, and Hybrid (both psy and sanguinarian) Vampire. However, only three known members of the clique have described themselves as such.

They go around accepting only kids who they see as "cool enough" to join them, although they have allowed some of the less popular kids to join them on a trial basis. The Goth Kids took notice of this and became increasingly outraged by the growing number of the clique and felt that the vampire kids were ripping of their gothic style of dress and causing those of neither goth or vampire affiliation to confuse one of them with the other. First they tried to kidnap the leader of the clique and FEDEX'ed him to the city of Scottsdale, thinking that getting rid of the head vampire would cause the other vampires to go back to being conformists, however the plan had no effect and the vampire clique grew even larger. On the verge of accepting defeat, the goth kids were met by Butters, who had also been among those who have been assimilated into the vampire clique. Unlike the rest of the kids however, Butters didn't join because he thought of it as a fad, but instead actually believed he really was a vampire.

Wanting to free himself of his 'curse', Butters suggested the idea of destroying the vampires' lair would cause the vampires to become human again. He leads the goth kids to the store Hot Topic and as soon as the goth kids entered the store, they take out their cigarette lighters and cans of spray hair product and used them as make-shift flamethrowers and torched everything they could in the store, and left. After the vampire kids saw their store burn, they are not seen again. It can be assumed that the clique ended.

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