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The South Park Shop is a real online store where South Park merchandise such as accessories, clothing, and drinkware can be bought. Consumers can shop for items by a specific character. Clothing can be bought through different sizes. The size of socks from the shop fits most (men 7-14, women 7.5 and up).

Available characters[]

Collections[]

As Seen on South Park[]

This collection contains Cartman and Stan's beanies and merchandise of South Park locations and organizations such as South Park, South Park Elementary, and Skeeter's Bar and Cocktails.

Ever wish you could be an official South Park resident who drinks Tweek Bros. Coffee, eats at The Pizza Hole and cheers on the South Park Elementary Cows? Now you can be with the South Park As-Seen-On Collection. Featuring gear seen on South Park, this collection is the perfect place to shop for the biggest South Park fans. Explore the South Park Tweek Bros. Coffee Pint Glass, South Park Cartman Burger Apron With Pockets, South Park Whistlin’ Willie Men's Tri-Blend T-Shirt, and more.

—South Park Shop's description on the collection

Not Safe For Work[]

This collection has items that contain swear words, sexual content, and nudity. Users need to be above 18 to enter.

Those who don’t browse the official South Park NSFW Collection are kindly invited to suck Eric Cartman’s balls. Featuring official South Park apparel, drinkware, and accessories, this collection houses some of the most NSFW moments in South Park history. Whether you snag a Cartman Kiss My Ass Short Sleeve Tee, Butters Make Real Money Stainless Steel Thermal Travel Mug, or Chef Suck On My Chocolate Salty Balls Sherpa Blanket, this collection lets you show off your favorite NSFW South Park scenes involving Eric Cartman, Butters, Kenny McCormick, Stan Marsh, Chef, Randy Marsh, Mr. Garrison, and more.

—South Park Shop's description on the collection

Towelie[]

This collection contains Towelie merchandise.

The Pandemic Special[]

This collection contains themed merchandise based on the Season Twenty-Four episode, "The Pandemic Special".

Free Pumpkin Stencils[]

This collection contains free downloadable Halloween stencils. The featured characters are Cartman, Kenny, Kyle, Stan, Dead Kenny, Towelie, Randy, Butters, Wendy, and Satan.

Accessories[]

  • Bags
  • Hats
  • Phone Cases
  • Socks
  • Stickers

Clothing[]

  • T-Shirts
  • Hoodies & Sweatshirts
  • Tank Tops
  • Joggers
  • Robes
  • Kids & Baby

Drinkware[]

  • Water Bottles
  • Mugs
  • Pint Glasses
  • Wine Glasses

Home & Office[]

Other[]

  • South Park Shop E-Gift Card ($100-$25)
  • Collectibles
  • Games & Puzzles

See also[]

Trivia[]

  • Kenny is on the $25 E-Gift card (the lowest amount of cash for E-Gift Cards on the site). This serves as a reference to him being a poor character.

References[]

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