South Park Mall

South Park Mall
Type	Shopping Center
First	"The Spirit of Christmas"

The South Park Mall is a collection of businesses in South Park. It was first featured in the short, "The Spirit of Christmas".

Background

The Spirit of Christmas

Jesus tells the boys to lead him to Santa who is at the mall where they proceed to have a fight. The place is mentioned only and doesn't appear in the short.

"Quintuplets 2000"

The boys show the quintuplets how great America is by showing them a variety of places, in which one of them is the mall.

"Something You Can Do with Your Finger"

In this episode Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Wendy attempt to show the mall boss their act so they could perform there.

"Fat Butt and Pancake Head"

Cartman and Jeniffer Lopez (Mitch Conner) go to the mall after Cartman wins the Latino Culture and gets $20 gift card.

"South Park is Gay!"

The boys and men of South Park turn metrosexual and begin buying designer clothes and getting manicures and pedicures as well as being overly excited looking for sales at the various stores.

"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"

Paris Hilton opens a new store entitled Stupid Spoiled Whore at the mall and begins the Stupid Spoiled Whore fad in South Park.

"Fantastic Easter Special"

Stan Marsh attempts to find the answer to Easter by asking the Easter bunny at the mall.

"The Ungroundable"

A Hot Topic opens up after a Banana Republic closes down. It starts the Vampire fad at the South Park Elementary until the Goth Kids burn it down out of spite for being called vamps like them.

"Black Friday"

Randy Marsh gets a job as a mall security guard for the opportunity of being the first customer on the biggest retail sales day of the year, Black Friday.

"A Song of Ass and Fire"

Following the death of Old Cap, Randy becomes the head security guard for the mall. As Black Friday approaches, the mall continues to offer better deals and, under a proposal by George R. R. Martin, postpones Black Friday by a week, guaranteeing a 96% off deal to the first 100 mall shoppers.

"Titties and Dragons"

Black Friday officially begins, after George R.R. Martin is injured for trying to stall it, and the shoppers proceed to kill each other, as well as all the security guards except for Randy, leaving the entire mall covered in blood and bodies, while the boys buy their Xbox Ones from the EV Games in the mall.

"Unfulfilled"

South Park Mall appears again in the Season Twenty-Two, abandoned and dilapidated. After the Amazon Fulfillment Center has been built in South Park, people in town stopped going to the mall because they could've gotten all the stuff they needed from Amazon.

Prominence

• "The Spirit of Christmas" - The fight between Jesus and Santa happens here.
• "Quintuplets 2000" - The boys take the quintuplets here to show how great America is.
• "Something You Can Do with Your Finger" - Fingerbang manage to perform here.
• "Fat Butt and Pancake Head" - Hennifer Lopez records her album here.
• "South Park is Gay!" - The Boys take Kyle for a makeover.
• "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" - Stupid Spoiled Whore opens here.
• "Go God Go" - Cartman waits for the Nintendo Wii.
• "Go God Go XII" - Cartman is sent back here.
• "Fantastic Easter Special" - Stan asks the Easter Bunny about Easter's relevance.
• "Le Petit Tourette" - Cartman discovers the magic of tourettes.
• "Guitar Queer-O" - Stan buys Heroin Hero.
• "Pandemic" - The boys discover the Pan Flute bands.
• "The Ungroundable" - Hot Topic is here.
• "Margaritaville" - Randy buys a new Margaritaville.
• "Poor and Stupid" - Butters brings canned food for the NASCAR supporters.
• "Crack Baby Athletic Association" - Clyde and Craig come here to try and find Slash.
• "Black Friday" - Randy works here to be at the front on Black Friday.
• "A Song of Ass and Fire" - Randy becomes the lead guard after Old Cap is killed.
• "Titties and Dragons" - George R. R. Martin opens the mall for Black Friday.
• "Unfulfilled" - After the Amazon workers go on strike, the boys come here to try and buy their stuff.
• "Band in China"- Seen in the distance of the Autumn Fest.

Movies

• "South Park (Not Suitable For Children)" - Seen in the first opening shot.

Video Games

South Park: The Stick of Truth

Main Quest

The mall is closed on Day 1. After The New Kid fights his way through the Visitors' spaceship, the ship crashes into the mall, destroying it. To cover it up, the government claim a new Taco Bell is coming.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole

After the spaceship crash in the previous game, the mall is being rebuilt so is inaccessible by the public.

Side Quests

Loki, one of Big Gay Al's cats, is found to the right of the mall. Timefart Pause required.

Collectibles

• Costumes
  • Patriot Helmet - Found in the yellow chest on the platform. Fartkour and Diabetic Rage required.
  • Patriot Suit - Found in the yellow chest on the platform. Fartkour and Diabetic Rage required.

• Artifacts
  • Harvester of Fognl - Can be found after breaking the satellite on the construction office. Diabetic Rage Required.