South Park Archives

The South Park Mall is a collection of businesses in South Park. It was first featured in the short, "The Spirit of Christmas".


The Spirit of Christmas[]

Jesus tells the boys to lead him to Santa who is at the mall where they proceed to have a fight. The place is mentioned only and doesn't appear in the short.

"Quintuplets 2000"[]

The boys show the quintuplets how great America is by showing them a variety of places, in which one of them is the mall.

"Something You Can Do with Your Finger"[]

In this episode Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Wendy attempt to show the mall boss their act so they could perform there.

"Fat Butt and Pancake Head"[]

Cartman and Jeniffer Lopez (Mitch Conner) go to the mall after Cartman wins the Latino Culture and gets $20 gift card.

"South Park is Gay!"[]

The boys and men of South Park turn metrosexual and begin buying designer clothes and getting manicures and pedicures as well as being overly excited looking for sales at the various stores.

"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"[]

Paris Hilton opens a new store entitled Stupid Spoiled Whore at the mall and begins the Stupid Spoiled Whore fad in South Park.

"Fantastic Easter Special"[]

Stan Marsh attempts to find the answer to Easter by asking the Easter bunny at the mall.

"The Ungroundable"[]

A Hot Topic opens up after a Banana Republic closes down. It starts the Vampire fad at the South Park Elementary until the Goth Kids burn it down out of spite for being called vamps like them.

"Black Friday"[]

Randy Marsh gets a job as a mall security guard for the opportunity of being the first customer on the biggest retail sales day of the year, Black Friday.

"A Song of Ass and Fire"[]

Following the death of Old Cap, Randy becomes the head security guard for the mall. As Black Friday approaches, the mall continues to offer better deals and, under a proposal by George R. R. Martin, postpones Black Friday by a week, guaranteeing a 96% off deal to the first 100 mall shoppers.

"Titties and Dragons"[]

Black Friday officially begins, after George R.R. Martin is injured for trying to stall it, and the shoppers proceed to kill each other, as well as all the security guards except for Randy, leaving the entire mall covered in blood and bodies, while the boys buy their Xbox Ones from the EV Games in the mall.


South Park Mall appears again in the Season Twenty-Two, abandoned and dilapidated. After the Amazon Fulfillment Center has been built in South Park, people in town stopped going to the mall because they could've gotten all the stuff they needed from Amazon.



Video Games[]

South Park: The Stick of Truth[]

Main Quest[]

The mall is closed on Day 1. After The New Kid fights his way through the Visitors' spaceship, the ship crashes into the mall, destroying it. To cover it up, the government claim a new Taco Bell is coming.

South Park: The Fractured But Whole[]

After the spaceship crash in the previous game, the mall is being rebuilt so is inaccessible by the public.

Side Quests[]

Loki, one of Big Gay Al's cats, is found to the right of the mall. Timefart Pause required.


  • Costumes
    • Patriot Helmet - Found in the yellow chest on the platform. Fartkour and Diabetic Rage required.
    • Patriot Suit - Found in the yellow chest on the platform. Fartkour and Diabetic Rage required.
  • Artifacts
    • Harvester of Fognl - Can be found after breaking the satellite on the construction office. Diabetic Rage Required.
South Park Buildings
Major Locations
South Park Elementary | Bus Stop | Main Street | Avenue de Los Mexicanos
Public Buildings and Areas
Basketball Court | Campground A | City Hall | Community Park | Heartbreak Falls | Hell's Pass Hospital | Last Vista Life Care Center | Main Street Office | M. Ingalls Vista | Park County Community Center | Park County Police Station | Post Office | Sentinel Hill State Park | Shady Acres | South Park Church | South Park Clinic | South Park Community Theater | South Park Center for Seismic Activity | South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch | South Park Inn | South Park Mall | South Park Morgue | South Park Police Station | South Park Synagogue | South Park Viral Research Center | Stark's Pond | SoDoSoPa | Twin Pines Plaza
Shops and Businesses
Airport Hilton | Al's Pharmacy | Bijou Cinema | Casa Bonita | City Wok | Club Dosage | Club Persh | Country Kitchen Buffet | Crunchy's Micro Brew | Dentist | DikinBaus Hot Dogs | EvGames | Flex Gym Fitness Club | Freemont Bridge | Harbucks | Henry's Supermarket | Horse Stables | Indian Burial Ground Pet Store | Jim's Drugs RX | Jimbo's Guns | Les Bos | Lolly's Candy Factory | McKemicks | Mick's Bowling | Photo Dojo | Raisins | Rob's Sassy Ladys | Ross Dress for Less | Skeeter's Wine Bar | South Park Pharmacy | Sizzler | South Park Mall | South Park Pianos | South Park Realtors | South Park Zoo | Sperm Bank of South Park | Spinny Mountain Records | Steed | Stupid Spoiled Whore | Tele's | The Lofts At SoDoSoPa | Tom's Rhinoplasty | Total-Self Image | Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse | Vernacular | Walgreens | Wall-Mart | Whistlin' Willy's | Whole Foods Market | Wingstreet
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