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{{Location
 
{{Location
 
|name = South Park Elementary
 
|name = South Park Elementary
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School 7.png|Current
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South Park Elementary Plus.png|Future
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|type = Public School
 
|type = Public School
 
|appearance = "[[Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]]"
 
|appearance = "[[Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]]"
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}}'''South Park Elementary''' is the main school in [[South Park]]. It is one of the oldest known locations on the show, and has appeared in three incarnations.
 
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'''South Park Elementary''' is the main school in [[South Park]]. It is one of the oldest known locations on the show and has appeared in three incarnations. It has been subjected to numerous school shootings, but nobody ever seems to do anything about it.
   
 
==Appearance==
 
==Appearance==
 
[[File:School_1.png|thumb|The main hall]]
 
[[File:School_1.png|thumb|The main hall]]
The school has undergone two major redesigns. The second of which resulted from the school being accidentally burnt down by [[The Boys|the boys]].
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The school has undergone two major redesigns. The second of which resulted from the school being accidentally burnt down by [[the boys]].
   
 
===New School===
 
===New School===
In "[[Butt Out]]," the school was burnt down after Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and [[Kenny]] were smoking. They tried to hide their cigarettes from [[Mr. Mackey]] and threw them in the dumpster without putting them out. The dumpster then caught fire and burnt down the school. A new school was constructed, bearing many similarities to the old one. It is virtually identical to the old one, having the same classrooms and offices. The only differences are the cafeteria and exterior of the school, which are slightly altered.
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In "[[Butt Out]]", the school was burnt down after Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] were smoking. They tried to hide their cigarettes from [[Mr. Mackey]] and threw them in the dumpster without putting them out. The dumpster then caught fire and burnt down the school. A new school was constructed, bearing many similarities to the old one. It is virtually identical to the old one, having the same classrooms and offices. The only differences are the cafeteria and exterior of the school, which are slightly altered.
   
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Spe-early.JPG|Original design used from "[[Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]]" until its last appearance in "[[Death]]"
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Locations-sp-school-debut-hq.png|Original design used from "[[Cartman Gets an Anal Probe]]" until its last appearance in "[[Death]]"
 
Spe.JPG|Second design used from "[[Pinkeye]]" until it is burnt down in "[[Butt Out]]"
 
Spe.JPG|Second design used from "[[Pinkeye]]" until it is burnt down in "[[Butt Out]]"
 
School.jpg|The school's newest design after it was rebuilt when it burnt down in "[[Butt Out]]"
 
School.jpg|The school's newest design after it was rebuilt when it burnt down in "[[Butt Out]]"
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South Park Elementary Plus.png|After 40 years, the school completely changes its appearance in ''[[South Park: Post Covid]]''
 
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In the future timeline set in ''[[South Park: Post Covid]]'', the school is renamed to South Park Elementary Plus and has a extended wing, housing an extensive science center known as the [[McCormick Science Wing]].
   
 
==Rooms==
 
==Rooms==
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===First or Second Grade Classroom===
[[File:Another grade in south park elementary.png|thumb|200px|The first or second grade classroom]]
 
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[[File:1313 FirstGraders.png|thumb|The first or second grade classroom.]]
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A possible classroom for first or second graders appears in "[[Dances with Smurfs]]" when Cartman is reciting the altered Pledge of Allegiance. [[Hannah Williams]] is one of the students seen.
   
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=== 1st Grade Classroom===
 
Either this classroom or the 2nd Grade classroom was seen in "[[Dances with Smurfs]]" when Cartman was reciting the altered Pledge of Allegiance.
 
   
===2nd Grade Classroom===
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===Third Grade Classroom===
[[File:Mr. Garrison room..jpg|thumb|200px|[[Herbert Garrison|Mr. Garrison]]'s desk]]
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[[File:Mr. Garrison room..jpg|thumb|[[Herbert Garrison|Mr. Garrison]]'s desk]]
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[[File:Another grade in south park elementary.png|thumb|An unknown classroom.]]
Either this classroom or the 1st Grade classroom was seen in "Dances with Smurfs" when Cartman was reciting the altered Pledge of Allegiance.
 
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The original third classroom appears for the first three seasons of the show until "[[Fourth Grade]]" when the boys change classes. It has green walls and a brown floor, a chalkboard, an alphabet bar, and live-action photographs of animals around the walls. There are full desks for the students which they can store school supplies in. The exact posters sometimes change. There is a seating chart and main boys and many of their classmates remain in the same seats consistently. The original room is never seen the same after the boys change grades.
   
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Additionally, the alphabet bar above the chalkboard is poorly structured, with the uppercase letters in the correct order and the lowercase letters right next to the uppercase letters running backward. However, in "[[Chickenlover]]" and "[[Ike's Wee Wee]]", there is a message that reads "DiOsMiOhAnMaTaDoHaKeNnYbAsTaRdOs", which spells "Dios Mio, Han matado a Kenny! Bastardos!" which is Spanish for "[["Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"|Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!]]" The bar has two lowercase n's but no lowercase k.
===3rd Grade Classroom===
 
The 3rd Grade classroom was seen up until "[[Fourth Grade]]" in which the [[The Boys|boys]] changed classes. It had various desks and green walls and a chalkboard with live-action photographs of animals around the walls. Also, the alphabet bar above the chalkboard is poorly structured, with the uppercase letters in the correct order and the lowercase letters right next to the uppercase letters running backwards. However, in "[[Chickenlover]]" and "[[Ike's Wee Wee]]," there is a message that reads "DiOsMiOhAnMaTaDoHaKeNnYbAsTaRdOs". That spells "Dios Mio, Han matado a Kenny! Bastardos!" which is Spanish for "[["Oh my God, they killed Kenny!"|Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!]]" The bar has two lowercase n's but no lowercase k.
 
* [[Cartman Gets an Anal Probe|Cartman gets an anal probe]]
 
* [[Weight Gain 4000]]
 
* [[Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]
 
* [[An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig]]
 
* [[Death]]
 
   
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In "[[Death]]", it is depicted with its own classroom bathroom which is never seen in any other episode.
===4th Grade Classroom===
 
[[File:Classroom 1.png|thumb|220x220px]]
 
The 4th Grade classroom first appeared in "[[Fourth Grade]]". It had a darker indigo decor and half-desks, and the alphabet bar above the chalkboard is written cursive lettering which the children can't understand. It had a blackboard which was destroyed in its first episode when [[Timmy]]'s wheelchair shot out the front of the school (trying to go back in time). It is said to resemble a biology classroom with fish tanks, the gerbil [[Lemmiwinks]] and various plants.
 
   
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In "[[Dances With Smurfs]]", a new classroom is seen twice that includes students with the third/fourth grader body structure including familiar background characters such as [[Kelly Pinkerton-Tinfurter]], [[Kelly Rutherford-Menskin]], [[Beth]] and others, suggesting it is either a second third grade classroom or one of several fourth grade classrooms.
===Other 4th Grade Classroom===
 
[[File:Knipsel.jpg|thumb|200px|Children walking out of the other classroom]]
 
Another 4th-grade Classroom was seen but only the outside of it. It first appeared in "[[Eat, Pray, Queef]]". We know now that other people are in the classroom like many background characters that haven't been used since previous seasons such as [[Dog Poo]], [[Bill]] & [[Fosse]] etc. This class is presumably a normal 4th-grade class while the other one is crazy and chaotic. The teacher could possibly be named Mr. Bart, as Cartman said [[Pete Melman]] is in Mr. Bart's 4th-grade class in "[[Bass to Mouth]]".
 
   
=== Kindergarten Classroom===
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===Fourth Grade Classroom===
[[File:Classroom 2.png|thumb|220x220px]]
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[[File:Classroom 1.png|thumb]]
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The boys' fourth grade classroom debuts in "[[Fourth Grade]]". It has a darker indigo decor and half-desks, and the alphabet bar above the chalkboard is written cursive lettering which the children cannot understand. It is said to resemble a biology classroom with fish tanks, the gerbil [[Lemmiwinks]], and various plants.
The kindergarten classroom first appeared in "[[Trapper Keeper]]" when [[Mr. Garrison]] was demoted to kindergarten teacher because of his gay preferences. It has one round desk with seats. It has brightly colored walls with various pictures (such as animals, rainbows, letters, etc.) and a chalkboard. After [[Mr. Garrison]] was appointed 4th-grade teacher in "[[The Death Camp of Tolerance]]" it wasn't seen until the tenth-season episode "[[Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]]". In this episode the classroom appeared exactly the same, the only difference was the teacher, [[Ms. Stevenson]]. However, she commits suicide at the end of that episode. Since then two different teachers have been seen there, one in "[[Fatbeard]]" and another in "[[Dances with Smurfs]]".
 
   
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Unlike the third grade classroom, where the students sat in a consistent seating order, the students' seating arrangement can vary from episode to episode for story convenience.
===Pre-School Classroom===
 
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[[File:Classroom 6.png|thumb|220x220px]]
 
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The classroom has consistently included [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]], [[Stan Marsh|Stan]], [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]], Kenny, [[Butters Stotch|Butters]], [[Tolkien Black|Tolkien]], [[Clyde Donovan|Clyde]], [[Craig Tucker|Craig]], [[Timmy Burch|Timmy]], [[Wendy Testaburger|Wendy]], [[Bebe Stevens|Bebe]], [[Red McArthur|Red]] and [[Annie Knitts|Annie]], but the lineup has otherwise changed, particularly when more female characters are needed or new children appear in an episode, though Timmy is always sitting to the furthest left.
The Pre-School classroom was shown in "[[Pre-School]]". It was burnt down by [[Trent Boyett]] after Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny asked him to light something on fire so they could play "fireman". The fire grew out of control, burning the classroom and disabling the teacher, [[Ms. Claridge]], for life. It had slides, easels, and many other things. It was briefly seen again "[[The Death of Eric Cartman]]".
 
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[[Pip Pirrip|Pip]], [[Kevin Stoley]], [[Bradley Biggle|Bradley]], [[Tweek Tweak|Tweek]] and [[Francis]] were present in the classroom consistently during the fourth through ninth seasons, but became less consistent afterward. After the episode, "[[D-Yikes!]]", Pip was removed permanently and [[Jimmy Valmer]] became a permanent member. [[Bradley Biggle]] was removed after leaving to find his parents in "[[Coon vs. Coon & Friends]]". Francis was removed permanently after "[[Breast Cancer Show Ever]]", and replaced for the next several episodes by [[Boy with Red Shirt and Blue Pants]]. [[Scott Malkinson]] was added to the classroom since "[[Basic Cable]]" and seems to have become a permanent member, while Tweek was added back to it since "[[The Pandemic Special]]".
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===Other Fourth Grade Classrooms===
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[[File:1304 Classrooms1.png|thumb|The kids leaving their classrooms in "[[Eat, Pray, Queef]]".]]
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[[File:Fourth Grade B.png|thumb|A second fourth grade classroom as seen in "[[Proper Condom Use]]".]]
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[[File:PDS88.png|thumb|Another fourth grade classroom as seen in "[[The Pandemic Special]]".]]
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There are multiple fourth grade classrooms seen throughout the series, and at least three have been seen.
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The inside of a fourth grade classroom is seen in "[[Proper Condom Use]]" when the boys are sent in a separate room to learn about sex education with Mr. Mackey while the girls stay in the normal fourth grade classroom. It has posters of sex education and a darker decor. Ms. Choksondik's fourth grade boys are joined by [[Nate]] and [[Boy with Red Shirt and Blue Pants]].
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In "[[Eat, Pray, Queef]]", fourth graders [[Bill Allen]], [[Jason White]], [[Boy with Red Shirt and Blue Pants]], [[Brimmy]] and [[DogPoo Petuski]] appear to be exiting a classroom across the boys' classroom, though this room appears to house different grades in other episodes based on story convenience.
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Cartman mentions that [[Pete Melman]] attends fourth grade under an unseen Mr. Bart in "[[Bass to Mouth]]", though it is unknown which class he may teach.
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A different fourth grade classroom appears in "[[The Pandemic Special]]", during the school's quarantine. The classroom has pink walls on which there is a board with U.S historical figures, a political U.S map, a clock in the middle, a photo with a spaceship, and multiple golden stars. It also has multiple bookshelves and a big cabinet. The students seen in the classroom are [[Nate]], Brimmy, [[Lannie]], Francis, [[Tommy Turner]], [[Andrew Sutherland]], [[Monica Ryland]], [[Daniel Tanner]], [[Isla]], [[Theresa]], the [[Girl with Blonde Hair|girl with blonde hair]], and an unnamed red-haired girl.
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===Kindergarten Classroom===
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[[File:Classroom 2.png|thumb]]
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The kindergarten classroom debuts in "[[Trapper Keeper]]" after Mr. Garrison is demoted to kindergarten teacher because of his homosexuality. It has brightly colored walls with various pictures (such as animals, rainbows, letters, etc.) and a chalkboard. There is big round desk with seats. After Mr. Garrison is appointed to fourth grade teacher in "[[The Death Camp of Tolerance]]", the classroom no longer appears until the tenth-season episode "[[Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]]", now being taught by [[Ms. Stevenson]], but she commits suicide at the end.
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As of "[[Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy]]", it has "K4" written on the door, which means there are three other kindergarten classrooms.
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It has reappeared briefly in "[[Breast Cancer Show Ever]]", "[[Fatbeard]]" with a [[Substitute Teacher|substitute teacher]], and in "[[Dances with Smurfs]]" with a new Kindergarten teacher.
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===Preschool Classroom===
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[[File:Classroom 6.png|thumb]]
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The preschool classroom appears in "[[Pre-School]]". [[Trent Boyett]] burns down the place after Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny ask him to light something on fire so they could play "fireman". The fire grows out of control, burning the classroom and disabling the teacher, [[Ms. Claridge]], for life. It is briefly seen again during "[[The Death of Eric Cartman]]", with Ms. Claridge still teaching the class.
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A new preschool classroom and teacher appear in "[[Member Berries]]" when Cartman reads the students a story, and appears in the next episode "[[Skank Hunt]]", where a preschool girl hands her preschool boyfriend a note saying that she breaks up.
   
 
===Shop Classroom===
 
===Shop Classroom===
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[[File:TweekvsCraig001.png|thumb]]
The Shop classroom was shown in "[[Tweek vs. Craig]]". It has wooden desks and various power tools dotted around the room. It is very dangerous and victimized a boy called [[Tommy]] who stuck his face in the sander. Kenny had an accident in there and was thrown into a box of rusty old nails.
 
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The shop classroom appears in "[[Tweek vs. Craig]]", housed in a separate building. It has wooden desks and various power tools dotted around the room. It is very dangerous and victimized a boy called Tommy Turner who stuck his face in the sander. Kenny also has an accident here and is thrown into a box of rusty old nails. [[Richard Adler]] teaches here.
   
 
===Home Economics Classroom===
 
===Home Economics Classroom===
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[[File:TweekvsCraig007.png|thumb]]
The Home Ec. classroom was much like a normal classroom except the desks were in one line. It first appeared in "[[Tweek vs. Craig]]." [[Kenny McCormick|Kenny]] was the only male student since he wanted to avoid getting killed in shop class and it also allowed him to be surrounded by girls and learn how to cook real food.
 
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The Home Economics classroomm appears as a normal classroom, with the exception of the desks, which are in one line. It appears in "[[Tweek vs. Craig]]", where Kenny is the only male student to attend Home Economics as he wanted to avoid getting killed in shop class. He also wanted be surrounded by girls, as well as learning how to cook real food. [[Pearl]] teaches this class.
 
===4th Grade "B" Classroom===
 
This classroom appeared in "[[Proper Condom Use]]" when the [[The Boys|boys]] were sent in a separate room to learn about sex education with Mr. Mackey while the girls stayed in the normal 4th Grade class. It had posters of sex education and a darker decor.
 
   
 
===Sixth Grade Classroom===
 
===Sixth Grade Classroom===
 
[[File:Classroom_5.png|thumb]]
 
[[File:Classroom_5.png|thumb]]
The Sixth Grade Classroom appeared in "[[Breast Cancer Show Ever]]" when the students went to watch the fight between Eric Cartman and [[Wendy Testaburger]]. It has yellow walls and a blueish greenish floor. The students sit at wooden desks with green chairs. There is a blackboard and above the blackboard is a History Timeline, to the right side of the blackboard is a wooden cupboard with posters on and to the left is various documents on the walls, a globe, and a paper towel dispenser.
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The Sixth Grade Classroom appears in "[[Breast Cancer Show Ever]]", where the students are seen leaving in order to watch the fight between Eric Cartman and Wendy Testaburger. It has yellow walls and a blueish greenish floor. The students sit at wooden desks with green chairs. There is a blackboard and above the blackboard is a History Timeline, to the right side of the blackboard is a wooden cupboard with posters on and to the left are various documents on the walls, a globe, and a paper towel dispenser. The [[6th Grader Leader]] is one of the students seen.
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In ''[[South Park: The Stick of Truth]]'', it is mistaken as the Fifth Grade classroom, Lemmiwinks can be befriended here.
   
 
===Art Classroom===
 
===Art Classroom===
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[[File:ToiletPaper001.png|thumb]]
[[Mrs. Dreibel|Mrs. Streibel]] teaches the art class here. It has a cyan decor with a blackboard and round tables with plastic tablecloths. The classroom is filled with art supplies, such as easels and pottery wheels. While most of the kids seem to enjoy the class, [[The Boys|the boys]] find it to be rather "gay".
 
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The art classroom appears in "[[Toilet Paper]]". [[Mrs. Streibel]] teaches the art class here. It has a cyan decor with a blackboard and round tables with plastic tablecloths. The classroom is filled with art supplies, such as easels and pottery wheels. While most of the kids seem to enjoy the class, the boys find it to be rather "gay".
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===Special Ed Classroom===
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[[File:SPMP - 00120.png|thumb]]
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First seen in "[[Handicar]]", this classroom is taught in a separate building by [[Steve]] and consists of special education students such as Timmy, Jimmy, [[Nathan]], and [[Mimsy]]. In "[[Moss Piglets]]" they hold an annual science fair and raise money in order to fund summer camp at [[Lake Tardicaca]].
   
 
===Audio Visual Department Room===
 
===Audio Visual Department Room===
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[[File:Audio Visual Department Room Revision.png|thumb|The interior of the room seen in "[[Quest for Ratings]]"]]
This room is only seen in "[[Quest for Ratings]]," it has a desk and several posters as soon as you enter and various gadgets scattered about in the background. The studios are probably to the right of the office and are rather large with a lot of expensive equipment. It's run by [[Mr. Meryl]].
 
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This room is only seen in "[[Quest for Ratings]]". It has a desk and several posters and various gadgets scattered about in the background. The studios are probably to the right of the office and are rather large with a lot of expensive equipment. It is run by [[Mr. Meryl]].
   
 
===Student Conference Room 1F===
 
===Student Conference Room 1F===
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[[File:Student Conference Room 1F.png|thumb|The interior of the room seen in "[[Quest for Ratings]]"]]
Like the room above this room is only seen in "[[Quest for Ratings]]" and from the outside, it has a set of wooden double doors. The interior contains a rectangle table with 6 chairs (2 each side and 1 on the top) and to the bottom of the room, it has a brown leather couch with a chair and a TV.
 
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Like Audio Visual Department Room, this room is only seen in "[[Quest for Ratings]]" and from the outside, it has a set of wooden double doors. The interior contains a rectangle table with 6 chairs (2 each side and 1 on the top) and to the bottom of the room, it has a brown leather couch with a chair and a TV.
   
===The Gym===
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===Gymnasium===
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{{Main|South Park Elementary Gymnasium}}
First seen in "[[Conjoined Fetus Lady]]", the Gym is used for teaching physical education. [[Chef]] was the PE teacher until his death (PE classes have not been seen since), and had the kids play dodgeball or play with "the big parachute". When the children took over the town only to part ways in "[[The Wacky Molestation Adventure]]", Stan and Kyle's less civilized yet more benevolent tribe made their headquarters here. In "[[Gluten Free Ebola]]", [[Butters]] burnt down the gym for unknown reasons, and thus is not allowed back into the school.
 
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[[File:CockMagic-00053.png|thumb]]
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First seen in "[[Conjoined Fetus Lady]]", the gymnasium is used for teaching physical education and holding schoolwide assemblies. [[Jerome "Chef" McElroy|Chef]] was the PE teacher until his death and had the kids play dodgeball or play with "the big parachute". When the children took over the town only to part ways in "[[The Wacky Molestation Adventure]]", Stan and Kyle's less civilized yet more benevolent tribe made their headquarters here. From "[[Butt Out]]" on, it became used much more frequently for scenes of school assemblies covering various topics, often presented by students, staff or guest speakers, as well as becoming home to PTA meetings.
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In "[[Gluten Free Ebola]]", Butters burnt down the gym for unknown reasons when the boys thought they would no longer need school after their [[Go Fund Yourself|startup company]], and thus was not allowed back into the school for a couple weeks.
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===Locker Rooms===
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The boys' locker room is the only locker room that is shown, as the girls' locker room is never shown. It debuts in "[[Raisins]]" when the students are changing into their uniforms to go to P.E. It has wide lockers with a bench, a sign that says "NO RUNNING", and a sign pointing to the showers. It later appears in "[[Cartman Finds Love]]" with a few changes as the lockers have a different color, the room is bigger, and it has a shelf for gym equipment. The showers are also shown. The locker room is briefly seen again in "[[Sarcastaball]]".
   
 
===The Computer Lab===
 
===The Computer Lab===
[[File:Classroom 3.png|thumb|220x220px]]
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[[File:Classroom 3.png|thumb]]
The computer lab was first seen in "[[Make Love, Not Warcraft]]" when the boys were trying to level up their characters. It has turquoise colored walls, with a dark gray floor and white ceiling panels. The classroom layout is 3 sides with desks and computers and 1 side with a whiteboard. The room is at the side of the school as it has a window; the door is brown with a mesh panel to the side. The computer screensaver is the [[List of South Park Cows Sports Teams |South Park Cows]] logo on a green background. It was later seen in "[[The Ungroundable]]". Mr. Mackey was teaching the class as they played ''[[Wikipedia:Call of Duty: World at War|Call of Duty: World at War]]'' and Wendy was editing her picture in "[[The Hobbit]]".
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The computer lab first appears in "[[Make Love, Not Warcraft]]" during the The Boys' grinding of leveling their characters. It has turquoise colored walls, with a dark gray floor and white ceiling panels. The classroom layout is three sides with desks and computers and one side with a whiteboard. The room is at the side of the school as it has a window; the door is brown with a mesh panel to the side. The computer screensaver is the [[List of South Park Cows Sports Teams|South Park Cows]] logo on a green background. In "[[The Ungroundable]]", Mr. Mackey is teaching the class as they play ''Call of Duty: World at War''. In "[[The Hobbit]]", the school girls' edit pictures of themselves. In "[[The Pandemic Special]]",
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===Club Room===
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[[File:School Club Room 2.png|thumb]]
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The school club room includes different activities in which the students can partake. It appears in the [[Season Twenty-Three]] episode "[[Board Girls]]" where Cartman, Stan, Butters, Clyde, and Scott play board games during the "Dice Studz" activity. Cartman, and the rest of the boys, get angry when [[Nichole Daniels|Nichole]], [[Tammy Nelson|Tammy]], and [[Kelly Pinkerton-Tinfurter|Kelly]] join the club and beat them at every game. The school club room includes the following clubs:
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|Drama and Theater Club
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|Monday
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|9 A.M - 12 P.M
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|-
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|Science Olympiad
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|Monday
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|2 P.M - 4 P.M
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|-
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|Book Club
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|Monday
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|5 P.M - 6 P.M
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|-
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|Art Club
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|Tuesday
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|9 A.M - 10 A.M
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|-
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|Dice Studz Board Games Club
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|Tuesday
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|12 P.M - 2 P.M
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|-
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|Mathletes Club
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|Tuesday
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|4 P.M - 6 P.M
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|-
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|Photography Club
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|Wednesday
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|2 P.M - 4 P.M
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|-
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|Glee Club
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|Wednesday
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|5 P.M - 6 P.M
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|-
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|Mock Trial and Debate Club
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|Thursday
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|10 A.M - 1 P.M
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|-
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|Chess Club
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|Thursday
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|2 P.M - 3 P.M
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|-
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|Horticulture Club
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|Thursday
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|4 P. M - 6 P.M
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|-
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|Prose & Poetry Club
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|Friday
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|10 A.M - 12 P.M
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|Sports Club
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|Friday
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|3 P.M - 5 P.M
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|}
   
===The Library===
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===Library===
[[File:Library.png|thumb|200px]]
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[[File:Library.png|thumb]]
The Library has featured prominently in three episodes, "[[Chef Goes Nanners]]", "[[Ginger Kids]]", "[[Breast Cancer Show Ever]]". In the appearances in "[[Chef Goes Nanners]]" and "[[Ginger Kids]]" it had wooden bookcases full of books and tables and chairs. In "[[Ginger Kids]]" a more open bit of the library was seen which included a wooden speakers stand with 'SP' etched on, chairs, tables with globes and various other bric a bric on it. In "[[Breast Cancer Show Ever]]" the room was shown to have a more 'grimmer' decor than in previous episodes with gray walls and a patterned blue carpet. The room was also used as the detention hall in the same episode.
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The library has featured prominently in three episodes, "[[Chef Goes Nanners]]", "[[Ginger Kids]]" and "[[Breast Cancer Show Ever]]". In the appearances in "[[Chef Goes Nanners]]" and "[[Ginger Kids]]" it had wooden bookcases full of books and tables and chairs. In "[[Ginger Kids]]" a more open bit of the library was seen which included a wooden speaker stand with 'SP' etched on, chairs, tables with globes, and various other bric a bric on it. In "[[Breast Cancer Show Ever]]" the room was shown to have a more 'grimmer' decor than in previous episodes with gray walls and a patterned blue carpet. The room was also used as the detention hall in the same episode.
   
===The Theater===
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===Theater===
The Theater has been featured in [[Helen Keller! The Musical|Helen Keller The Musical]], [[Erection Day]] and [[Royal Pudding]]. It has been the setting for school talent shows, holiday plays and class performances about the dangers of [[Tooth Decay]].
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The theater is featured in "[[Helen Keller! The Musical]]", where the kids put on their holiday plays for staff and parents.
   
  +
It was re-designed in [[Season Fifteen]] for "[[Royal Pudding]]" and has seen several subsequent appearances, used for school holiday plays, talent shows, other class performances, and occasionally smaller assemblies, such as the various performances in "[[Put It Down]]".
===Basketball Court===
 
The basketball court first made its appearance in a cameo in "[[Mystery of the Urinal Deuce]]" where you only saw a bit of the hall. It wasn't shown again until "[[Elementary School Musical]]" where there was a game versus a rival team. It had wood paneled flooring, bleachers, two basketball hoops, a large scoreboard and was shown with pale green walls. There was also lots of posters and emblems on the walls.
 
   
===The Cafeteria===
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===Cafeteria===
 
{{main|South Park Elementary Cafeteria}}
 
{{main|South Park Elementary Cafeteria}}
The cafeteria is featured in many episodes as when the students need to discuss something or contact [[Jerome "Chef" McElroy|Chef]]. It has oblong shaped lunch tables, and although it often looks like they can only accommodate 2 in the panning shots, they can have up to 8 people on a single table. To collect food you go in one door to collect the food and exit via the other, the kitchen is inside this room. The cafeteria has several entrances and exits. On the wall opposite the serving counter is a "Hot Lunch Menu" which is an obvious reference to the sexual act "Hot Lunch".
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The cafeteria is one of the most prominent locations in the school as it is the place where the students usually discuss or interact with Chef. It has oblong-shaped lunch tables, and although it often looks like they can only accommodate two in the panning shots, they can have up to eight people on a single table. To collect food, one must go in one door to collect the food and exit via the other, the kitchen is inside this room, though it is rarely seen after "[[The Return of Chef]]". The cafeteria has several entrances and exits. On the wall opposite the serving counter is a "Hot Lunch Menu".
*[[Cartman Gets an Anal Probe|Cartman Gets an Anal Probe&nbsp;]]
 
*[[Weight Gain 4000]]
 
*[[An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig]]
 
*[[Death]]
 
   
  +
During the first nine seasons, it has a bright blue floor and is rather empty besides tables. From "[[The Return of Chef]]" onward, vending machines can be seen alongside additional posters, with fuller tables visible, and the floor is now a darker shade of gray. The floor was later given patterning as well.
===Rehabilitation Room===
 
This room, shown in ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]'', is where Mr. Mackey teaches children about the dangers of drugs and swearing. It has blue walls and a pale pink carpet.
 
The furniture includes a piano, two blackboards, sewing machines, a water fountain and lots of chairs. To date, this room hasn't made any other cameos.
 
   
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The cafeteria is often used for other purposes, as Mr. Mackey is often seen holding study hall and detention here after school, organizations like the PTA and [[NAMBLA|the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes]] use it to hold meetings on occasion, and it was where the town was gathered for the announcement of [[Principal Victoria]]'s replacement by [[PC Principal]].
===Detention Hall===
 
  +
Detention hall is usually shown in the cafeteria mostly when children are getting into trouble. However, in "Breast Cancer Show Ever", Cartman and Clyde serve detention in the library. Detention hall is controlled by Mr. Mackey.
 
  +
During the first nine seasons, the boys usually were seen sitting only with themselves, and Pip was seen sitting by himself, but beginning with "[[Ginger Kids]]", they were often seen sitting with other male classmates, such as Butters, Craig, Clyde, Tolkien, Jimmy and less often Kevin, [[Jason White|Jason]] or Scott Malkinson, though the lineup varies by episodes and sometimes not all of the boys sit together. There is a prominent Girls' Table, the lineup of which is less consistent but usually includes Wendy Testaburger.
  +
  +
===Rehabilitation Room===
  +
Rehabilitation Room appears in ''[[South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut]]'', where Mr. Mackey teaches children about the dangers of drugs and swearing. It has blue walls and a pale pink carpet. The furniture includes a piano that plays itself, two blackboards, sewing machines, a water fountain, and lots of chairs.
   
 
===Music Room===
 
===Music Room===
Shown in [[Bass to Mouth]], It has one computer inside it and is only used on Thursdays, so [[Wikileaks]] was able to gain access to it without interruption. It has stars on one wall and a movable chalkboard, as well as music stands.
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The Music Room appears in "[[Bass to Mouth]]". It has one computer inside it and is only used on Thursdays, so [[Wikileaks]] was able to gain access to it without interruption. It has stars on one wall and a movable chalkboard, as well as music stands. [[Mr. Hankey]] uses it to teach the students music in "[[The Problem with a Poo]]".
   
 
===Restrooms===
 
===Restrooms===
 
{{main|South Park Elementary Bathrooms}}
 
{{main|South Park Elementary Bathrooms}}
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The bathrooms are seen often, usually as a place for the students to meet up with one another. In "[[The List]]", the boys share the girls' list of the cutest boys with each other by taping it on the bathroom's wall. In "[[T.M.I.]]", Eric Cartman and several other boys measure the penises of every boy in their class in the boys' bathroom. In "[[Butterballs]]", the boys' bathroom is used by bullies to confront the individual who they are bullying.
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  +
In "[[Quest for Ratings]]", the girls' bathroom is seen briefly in a report by the boys about the dangers of cough syrup. It is also seen briefly in "[[Breast Cancer Show Ever]]" and more prominently in "[[The Cissy]]" when Cartman tries to use it.
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  +
From "[[The Cissy]]" onwards, one of the Janitor's closet is turned into a third bathroom for students who aren't comfortable around transgendered people.
  +
  +
===Faculty Restrooms===
  +
In "[[Stunning and Brave]]", there is a faculty restroom which appears almost identical to the student restroom, though it strangely has a window through which the other boys watch as PC Principal beats up Eric Cartman.
  +
  +
===Football Field===
  +
[[File:Football Field.png|thumb|The Football Field.]]
  +
The football field is shown outside in the playground. It is used for football games against other towns. It appears in "[[Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]" and "[[Sarcastaball]]".
   
  +
===Rooftop===
The bathrooms are seen often. In "[[The List]]," the boys shared the girls' list of the cutest boys with each other by taping it on the bathroom's wall. In "[[T.M.I.]]", [[Eric Cartman]] and several other boys measured the penises of every boy in their class in the boys bathroom. In "[[Quest for Ratings]]", the girls bathroom is seen briefly in a report by [[The Boys|the boys]] about the dangers of cough syrup. In "[[Butterballs]]", the boys bathroom is used by bullies to confront the individual who they are bullying.
 
  +
The rooftop of the school appears in "[[The List]]" in which Kyle attempts to burn down the school from the rooftop. The rooftop contains a small building with a door to enter the school, as well as vents and solar panels.
   
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=== Rugby Field ===
 
This is shown outside in the playground. It's used for rugby games against other towns.
 
* [[Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride]]
 
   
 
==Offices==
 
==Offices==
===Counselors' office===
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===Counselors' Office===
Mr. Mackey's office has the word "COUNSELOR" on the front of its door. [[Craig Tucker|Craig]] is usually seen sitting in a chair outside it. On the inside, it has a seat in which the pupil would sit. It also has posters up and Mr. Mackey's certificate to be a school counselor. In "[[Insheeption]]" the office is shown to be filled with useless stuff. Subsequently, Mr. Mackey is declared to be a hoarder.
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Mr. Mackey's office has the word "COUNSELOR" on the front of its door. Craig is usually seen sitting in a chair outside it. On the inside, it has a seat in which the pupil would sit. It also has posters up and Mr. Mackey's certificate to be a school counselor. In "[[Insheeption]]", the office is shown to be filled with useless stuff. Subsequently, Mr. Mackey is declared to be a hoarder.
   
===Principal's office===
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===Principal's Office===
For the worst behavior, pupils are sent to the principal's office. It has (obviously) the principal's desk, and a chair to the left of it, where Mr. Mackey usually sits. On the wall, there is a poster depicting a monkey and the caption, "Hang in there!" It also has a bookcase. As seen in "Breast Cancer Show Ever" it overlooks the school's parking lot.
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For the worst behavior or for a private discussion, the children are sent to the principal's office. It has the principal's desk, and a chair to the left of it, where Mr. Mackey usually sits. On the wall, there is a poster depicting a monkey and the caption, "Hang in there!" The office also has a bookcase and it overlooks the school's parking lot.
   
 
===Nurse's Office===
 
===Nurse's Office===
First seen in "[[Conjoined Fetus Lady]]," this is where the students go when they are injured. It has a hospital bed, medical apparatus, health posters, and a desk.
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The nurse's office is first seen in "[[Conjoined Fetus Lady]]". This is where the students go when they are injured. It has a hospital bed, medical apparatus, health posters, and a desk.
   
 
===Janitor's Closet===
 
===Janitor's Closet===
The Janitor's Closet was featured in "[[Breast Cancer Show Ever]]" when [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] tried to get [[Wendy Testaburger|Wendy]] to call off the fight. It has cleaning supplies, a mop, a bucket, and a desk with a chair in it and a noticeboard above the desk.
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The Janitor's closet appears in "[[Breast Cancer Show Ever]]" when Cartman tries to get Wendy to call off the fight. It has cleaning supplies, a mop, a bucket, and a desk with a chair in it and a noticeboard above the desk.
   
==Other==
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==Others==
 
===Sports Team===
 
===Sports Team===
 
{{main|List of South Park Cows Sports Teams}}
 
{{main|List of South Park Cows Sports Teams}}
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{{main|List of South Park Cows Sports Teams#Cheerleading Squad{{!}}Cheerleading Squad}}
 
{{main|List of South Park Cows Sports Teams#Cheerleading Squad{{!}}Cheerleading Squad}}
 
[[File:Cheerleader.PNG|thumb|Bebe in the South Park Cows cheerleading uniform.]]
 
[[File:Cheerleader.PNG|thumb|Bebe in the South Park Cows cheerleading uniform.]]
The cheerleaders for the Cows are compromised of [[Bebe Stevens|Bebe]], [[Red]], [[Mandy]], [[Heidi Turner|Heidi]], [[Esther]], [[Annie Faulk|Annie]], [[Wendy Testaburger|Wendy]], [[Jenny]], [[Lola]], and [[Nichole Daniels|Nichole]], [[Lisa Berger]] and a few unnamed background characters.
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The cheerleaders for the Cows are compromised of Bebe, Red, [[Mandy]], [[Heidi Turner|Heidi]], [[Esther]], [[Annie Faulk|Annie]], Wendy, [[Jenny Simons|Jenny]], [[Lola]], and Nichole, [[Lisa Berger]], and a few unnamed background characters.
   
 
===Trivia===
 
===Trivia===
*A lot of people who worked for the school died: [[Chef]], [[Ms. Crabtree]], [[Ms. Ellen]], [[Ms. Stevenson]], and [[Ms. Choksondik]].
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*A lot of people who worked for the school died: Chef, [[Veronica Crabtree|Ms. Crabtree]], [[Ms. Ellen]], [[Ms. Stevenson]], [[Diane Choksondik|Ms. Choksondik]] and [[Margaret Nelson]].
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*This school might be an elementary that goes up to 8th or 9th grade, as [[Shelly Marsh]] and [[The 9th Graders]] have been seen attending, and the library has a "Teen Zone".
   
 
===South Park Elementary Closed Circuit Television===
 
===South Park Elementary Closed Circuit Television===
In "[[Quest for Ratings]]," it appears that the school has its own private television station that broadcasted Craig's show "[[Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens]]" and the [[The Boys|boys]]' show "[[Super School News]]." "Super School News" was re-branded as "[[Sexy Action School News]]" later on and "Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens" was replaced by "[[Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens Wearing Hats]]." Also, as seen at the end of the episode and in later episodes, the announcements are made over a P.A. system.
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In "[[Quest for Ratings]]", it appears that the school has its own private television station that broadcasted Craig's show ''[[Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens]]'' and the boys' show ''[[Super School News]]''. This was re-branded as ''[[Sexy Action School News]]'' later on and ''Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens'' was replaced by ''[[Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens Wearing Hats]]''. Also, as seen at the end of the episode and in later episodes, the announcements are made over a P.A. system.
   
 
==Absences==
 
==Absences==
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**"[[Volcano]]"
 
**"[[Volcano]]"
 
*'''[[Season Two]]'''
 
*'''[[Season Two]]'''
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**"[[Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus]]"
 
**"[[Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut]]"
 
**"[[Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut]]"
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**"[[Cow Days]]"
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**"[[Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!]]"
 
**"[[Prehistoric Ice Man]]"
 
**"[[Prehistoric Ice Man]]"
 
*'''[[Season Three]]'''
 
*'''[[Season Three]]'''
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**"[[Spontaneous Combustion]]"
 
**"[[Cat Orgy]]"
 
**"[[Cat Orgy]]"
 
**"[[Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub]]"
 
**"[[Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub]]"
 
**"[[Jewbilee]]"
 
**"[[Jewbilee]]"
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**"[[Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery]]"
  +
**"[[The Red Badge of Gayness]]"
  +
**"[[Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus]]"
 
*'''[[Season Four]]'''
 
*'''[[Season Four]]'''
  +
**"[[Quintuplets 2000]]"
  +
**"[[Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?]]"
 
**"[[Pip]]"
 
**"[[Pip]]"
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**"[[A Very Crappy Christmas]]"
 
*'''[[Season Five]]'''
 
*'''[[Season Five]]'''
 
**"[[Cripple Fight]]"
 
**"[[Cripple Fight]]"
 
**"[[Super Best Friends]]"
 
**"[[Super Best Friends]]"
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**"[[Scott Tenorman Must Die]]"
 
**"[[Cartmanland]]"
 
**"[[Cartmanland]]"
 
**"[[Towelie]]"
 
**"[[Towelie]]"
**"[[Butters' Very Own Episode]]"
 
 
*'''[[Season Six]]'''
 
*'''[[Season Six]]'''
**"[[Jared Has Aides]]"
 
 
**"[[Asspen]]"
 
**"[[Asspen]]"
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**"[[Freak Strike]]"
  +
**"[[Fun with Veal]]"
  +
**"[[The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer]]"
  +
**"[[A Ladder to Heaven]]"
  +
**"[[The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers]]"
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**"[[Red Sleigh Down]]"
 
*'''[[Season Seven]]'''
 
*'''[[Season Seven]]'''
 
**"[[Krazy Kripples]]"
 
**"[[Krazy Kripples]]"
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**"[[Good Times with Weapons]]"
 
**"[[Good Times with Weapons]]"
 
**"[[The Passion of the Jew]]"
 
**"[[The Passion of the Jew]]"
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**"[[AWESOM-O]]"
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**"[[The Jeffersons]]"
 
*'''[[Season Nine]]'''
 
*'''[[Season Nine]]'''
 
**"[[Trapped in the Closet]]"
 
**"[[Trapped in the Closet]]"
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**"[[Stanley's Cup]]"
 
**"[[Stanley's Cup]]"
 
*'''[[Season Eleven]]'''
 
*'''[[Season Eleven]]'''
**"[[Cartman Sucks]]"
 
 
**"[[More Crap]]"
 
**"[[More Crap]]"
 
**"[[Imaginationland]]"
 
**"[[Imaginationland]]"
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**"[[The China Probrem]]"
 
**"[[The China Probrem]]"
 
**"[[About Last Night...]]"
 
**"[[About Last Night...]]"
*[[Season Thirteen|'''Season Thirteen''']]
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*'''[[Season Thirteen]]'''
 
**"[[Dead Celebrities]]"
 
**"[[Dead Celebrities]]"
 
**"[[The F Word]]"
 
**"[[The F Word]]"
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**"[[The Last of the Meheecans]]"
 
**"[[The Last of the Meheecans]]"
 
**"[[Broadway Bro Down]]"
 
**"[[Broadway Bro Down]]"
*'''[[Season Sixeen]]'''
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*'''[[Season Sixteen]]'''
 
**"[[Jewpacabra]]"
 
**"[[Jewpacabra]]"
**"[[I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining]]"
 
 
**"[[Obama Wins!]]"
 
**"[[Obama Wins!]]"
 
*'''[[Season Seventeen]]'''
 
*'''[[Season Seventeen]]'''
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**"[[Titties and Dragons]]"
 
**"[[Titties and Dragons]]"
 
*'''[[Season Eighteen]]'''
 
*'''[[Season Eighteen]]'''
**"[[The Magic Bush]]"
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**"[[HappyHolograms|#HappyHolograms]]"
**"[[#HappyHolograms]]"*
 
 
*'''[[Season Twenty]]'''
 
*'''[[Season Twenty]]'''
**"[[Fort Collins]]'''<nowiki/>'''
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**"[[Fort Collins]]"
**"[[Oh, Jeez]]'''<nowiki/>'''
+
**"[[Oh, Jeez]]"
**"[[Not Funny]]'''<nowiki/>'''
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**"[[Not Funny]]"
 
*'''[[Season Twenty-Two]]'''
 
*'''[[Season Twenty-Two]]'''
**"[[A Boy And a Priest]]'''<nowiki/>'''
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**"[[A Boy And A Priest]]"
**"[[Unfulfilled]]'''<nowiki/>'''
+
**"[[Unfulfilled]]"
**"[[Bike Parade]]'''<nowiki/>'''
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**"[[Bike Parade]]"
 
*'''[[Season Twenty-Three]]'''
 
*'''[[Season Twenty-Three]]'''
**"[[Mexican Joker]]'''<nowiki/>'''
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**"[[Mexican Joker]]"
  +
**"[[Season Finale]]"
  +
*'''[[Season Twenty-Five]]'''
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**"[[City People]]"
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**"[[Help, My Teenager Hates Me!]]"
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*'''[[Season Twenty-Six]]'''
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**"[[Spring Break]]"
  +
*'''[[List of Movies|Movies]]'''
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**"[[South Park: The Streaming Wars Part 2]]"
   
 
==''[[South Park: The Stick of Truth]]''==
 
==''[[South Park: The Stick of Truth]]''==
 
 
===Main Quest===
 
===Main Quest===
[[The New Kid]] is sent to call the factions, but finds out [[Craig]] has got detention. [[Cartman]] instructs him to break into school and free Craig. During the quest, the New Kid is forced to fight many hallway monitors, all of whom are ginger.
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[[The New Kid]] is sent to call the factions but finds out Craig has got detention. Cartman instructs him to break into school and free Craig. During the quest, the New Kid is forced to fight many hallway monitors, all of whom are ginger.
   
The [[Goth Kids]] are found outside the school, where the New Kid manages to recruit them to either the humans or the elves. The New Kid and his chosen faction attack the school to retrieve the stick from the other faction. Here, they discover the ginger hallway monitors turning into Nazi zombies. The boys reach the classroom and the final battle begins, either against Cartman or [[Kyle]]. The boys then discover that [[Clyde]] has taken the stick.
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The [[Goth Kids]] are found outside the school, where the New Kid manages to recruit them to either the humans or the elves. The New Kid and his chosen faction attack the school to retrieve the stick from the other faction. Here, they discover the ginger hallway monitors turning into Nazi zombies. The boys reach the classroom and the final battle begins, either against Cartman or Kyle. The boys then discover that Clyde has taken the stick.
   
 
===Side Quest===
 
===Side Quest===
 
For Big Game Huntin' With Jimbo, the New Kid needs to fight bacteria found in the basement of the school.
 
For Big Game Huntin' With Jimbo, the New Kid needs to fight bacteria found in the basement of the school.
   
A flag for the [[Timmy]] express can be found outside.
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A flag for the Timmy express can be found outside.
   
 
===Collectibles===
 
===Collectibles===
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*Friends
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**[[Bill Allen]] - Friended after the New Kid fights whoever is attacking them.
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**[[Fosse McDonald]] - Friended after the New Kid fights whoever is attacking them.
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**[[Lemmiwinks]] - Found in the 5th Grade classroom.
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**[[Michael]] - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
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**[[Pete]] - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
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**[[Henrietta Biggle]] - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
  +
**[[Firkle Smith]] - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
   
  +
*[[Chinpokomon]]
====Friends====
 
  +
**Poodlesaurus - Can be found in the vent in the first hallway.
*[[Bill Allen]] - Friended after the New Kid fights whoever is attacking them.
 
  +
**Pterdaken - Found in the openable locker next to either DogPoo or Tweek.
*[[Fosse McDonald]] - Friended after the New Kid fights whoever is attacking them.
 
*[[Lemmiwinks]] - Found in the 5th Grade classroom.
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**Donkeytron - Found in the oven in the kitchen.
*[[Michael]] - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
 
*[[Pete Thelman]] - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
 
*[[Henrietta Biggle]] - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
 
*[[Firkle Smith]] - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
 
   
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*Costumes
====Chinpokomon====
 
*Poodlesaurus - Can be found in the vent in the first hallway.
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**Witch Robes - Found behind a log to the left of the school (gnome powder required).
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**Necromancer Hood - Looted from one of the kids attacking an ally when the New Kid first goes upstairs.
*Pterdaken - Found in the openable locker next to either [[DogPoo Petuski|DogPoo]] or [[Tweek]].
 
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**Necromancer Robes - Looted from a Nazi Zombie Ginger Kid found before entering the boiler room.
*Donkeytron - Found in the oven in the kitchen.
 
  +
**Necromancer Gloves - Looted from one of the kids by the exit of the cafeteria.
   
  +
*Weapons
====Costumes====
 
  +
**Mace of Restoration - Found in the Hallway Monitor Boss's Locker
*Witch Robes - Found behind a log to the left of the school (gnome powder required).
 
  +
**Holy Hammer of Smiting - Obtained after defeating the Nazi Zombie Ginger Kommandant in the basement.
*Necromancer Hood - Looted from one of the kids attacking an ally when the New Kid first goes upstairs.
 
*Necromancer Robes - Looted from a Nazi Zombie Ginger Kid found before entering the boiler room.
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**Dodgeball - Looted from one of the hall monitors in Detention Sentence.
*Necromancer Gloves - Looted from one of the kids by the exit of the cafeteria.
+
**Basketball - Looted from one of the already defeated kids in the cafeteria.
  +
**Laser Sword - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.
  +
**Star Wand - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.
  +
**Sword Breaker - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.
  +
**Sica Dagger of the Faithful - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.
   
====Weapons====
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==Trivia==
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*In the Cantonese dub, the school is named "聖育強小學" (Jyutping: sing3 juk6 koeng4 siu2 hok6). The name "聖育強" is homophonous to the phrase "性慾強", which translates to having a "sexual desire", and is the namesake of schools in several Hong Kong comedy films such as ''[[Wikipedia:Fight Back to School|Fight Back to School]]'' film series and ''[[Wikipedia:Future Cops|Future Cops]]''.<ref>{{Cite web|url=https://kknews.cc/zh-sg/entertainment/3eex4q3.html|title=周星驰的《逃学威龙》中的“圣育强中学”, 用粤语读才发现有意思|publisher=KKNews|language=Simplified Chinese|date=February 27, 2018}}</ref>
*Mace of Restoration - Found in the Hallway Monitor Boss's Locker
 
*Holy Hammer of Smiting - Obtained after defeating the Nazi Zombie Ginger Kommandant in the basement.
 
*Dodgeball - Looted from one of the hall monitors in Detention Sentence.
 
*Basketball - Looted from one of the already defeated kids in the cafeteria.
 
*Laser Sword - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.
 
*Star Wand - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.
 
*Sword Breaker - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.
 
*Sica Dagger of the Faithful - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.
 
   
==Teaching Staff==
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==References==
{{South Park Elementary Staff}}
 
 
{{Reflist}}
 
{{Reflist}}
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{{South Park Elementary Staff}}
 
{{South Park Buildings}}
 
{{South Park Buildings}}
   
 
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[[de:South Park Grundschule]]
[[pl:Szkoła Podstawowa w South Parku]]
 
 
[[es:Escuela Primaria de South Park]]
 
[[es:Escuela Primaria de South Park]]
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[[pl:Szkoła Podstawowa w South Parku]]
 
[[ru:Начальная школа Южного Парка]]
 
[[ru:Начальная школа Южного Парка]]
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[[zh:南方公园小学]]
 
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[[Category:Major Locations]]
 
[[Category:Major Locations]]
 
[[Category:Schools]]
 
[[Category:Schools]]
 
[[Category:Buildings]]
 
[[Category:Buildings]]
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Latest revision as of 18:43, 4 March 2024

South Park Elementary is the main school in South Park. It is one of the oldest known locations on the show and has appeared in three incarnations. It has been subjected to numerous school shootings, but nobody ever seems to do anything about it.

Appearance

School 1

The main hall

The school has undergone two major redesigns. The second of which resulted from the school being accidentally burnt down by the boys.

New School

In "Butt Out", the school was burnt down after Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny were smoking. They tried to hide their cigarettes from Mr. Mackey and threw them in the dumpster without putting them out. The dumpster then caught fire and burnt down the school. A new school was constructed, bearing many similarities to the old one. It is virtually identical to the old one, having the same classrooms and offices. The only differences are the cafeteria and exterior of the school, which are slightly altered.

In the future timeline set in South Park: Post Covid, the school is renamed to South Park Elementary Plus and has a extended wing, housing an extensive science center known as the McCormick Science Wing.

Rooms

First or Second Grade Classroom

1313 FirstGraders

The first or second grade classroom.

A possible classroom for first or second graders appears in "Dances with Smurfs" when Cartman is reciting the altered Pledge of Allegiance. Hannah Williams is one of the students seen.

Third Grade Classroom

Mr. Garrison room.

Mr. Garrison's desk

Another grade in south park elementary

An unknown classroom.

The original third classroom appears for the first three seasons of the show until "Fourth Grade" when the boys change classes. It has green walls and a brown floor, a chalkboard, an alphabet bar, and live-action photographs of animals around the walls. There are full desks for the students which they can store school supplies in. The exact posters sometimes change. There is a seating chart and main boys and many of their classmates remain in the same seats consistently. The original room is never seen the same after the boys change grades.

Additionally, the alphabet bar above the chalkboard is poorly structured, with the uppercase letters in the correct order and the lowercase letters right next to the uppercase letters running backward. However, in "Chickenlover" and "Ike's Wee Wee", there is a message that reads "DiOsMiOhAnMaTaDoHaKeNnYbAsTaRdOs", which spells "Dios Mio, Han matado a Kenny! Bastardos!" which is Spanish for "Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You bastards!" The bar has two lowercase n's but no lowercase k.

In "Death", it is depicted with its own classroom bathroom which is never seen in any other episode.

In "Dances With Smurfs", a new classroom is seen twice that includes students with the third/fourth grader body structure including familiar background characters such as Kelly Pinkerton-Tinfurter, Kelly Rutherford-Menskin, Beth and others, suggesting it is either a second third grade classroom or one of several fourth grade classrooms.

Fourth Grade Classroom

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The boys' fourth grade classroom debuts in "Fourth Grade". It has a darker indigo decor and half-desks, and the alphabet bar above the chalkboard is written cursive lettering which the children cannot understand. It is said to resemble a biology classroom with fish tanks, the gerbil Lemmiwinks, and various plants.

Unlike the third grade classroom, where the students sat in a consistent seating order, the students' seating arrangement can vary from episode to episode for story convenience.

The classroom has consistently included Cartman, Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Butters, Tolkien, Clyde, Craig, Timmy, Wendy, Bebe, Red and Annie, but the lineup has otherwise changed, particularly when more female characters are needed or new children appear in an episode, though Timmy is always sitting to the furthest left.

Pip, Kevin Stoley, Bradley, Tweek and Francis were present in the classroom consistently during the fourth through ninth seasons, but became less consistent afterward. After the episode, "D-Yikes!", Pip was removed permanently and Jimmy Valmer became a permanent member. Bradley Biggle was removed after leaving to find his parents in "Coon vs. Coon & Friends". Francis was removed permanently after "Breast Cancer Show Ever", and replaced for the next several episodes by Boy with Red Shirt and Blue Pants. Scott Malkinson was added to the classroom since "Basic Cable" and seems to have become a permanent member, while Tweek was added back to it since "The Pandemic Special".

Other Fourth Grade Classrooms

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The kids leaving their classrooms in "Eat, Pray, Queef".

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A second fourth grade classroom as seen in "Proper Condom Use".

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Another fourth grade classroom as seen in "The Pandemic Special".

There are multiple fourth grade classrooms seen throughout the series, and at least three have been seen.

The inside of a fourth grade classroom is seen in "Proper Condom Use" when the boys are sent in a separate room to learn about sex education with Mr. Mackey while the girls stay in the normal fourth grade classroom. It has posters of sex education and a darker decor. Ms. Choksondik's fourth grade boys are joined by Nate and Boy with Red Shirt and Blue Pants.

In "Eat, Pray, Queef", fourth graders Bill Allen, Jason White, Boy with Red Shirt and Blue Pants, Brimmy and DogPoo Petuski appear to be exiting a classroom across the boys' classroom, though this room appears to house different grades in other episodes based on story convenience.

Cartman mentions that Pete Melman attends fourth grade under an unseen Mr. Bart in "Bass to Mouth", though it is unknown which class he may teach.

A different fourth grade classroom appears in "The Pandemic Special", during the school's quarantine. The classroom has pink walls on which there is a board with U.S historical figures, a political U.S map, a clock in the middle, a photo with a spaceship, and multiple golden stars. It also has multiple bookshelves and a big cabinet. The students seen in the classroom are Nate, Brimmy, Lannie, Francis, Tommy Turner, Andrew Sutherland, Monica Ryland, Daniel Tanner, Isla, Theresa, the girl with blonde hair, and an unnamed red-haired girl.

Kindergarten Classroom

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The kindergarten classroom debuts in "Trapper Keeper" after Mr. Garrison is demoted to kindergarten teacher because of his homosexuality. It has brightly colored walls with various pictures (such as animals, rainbows, letters, etc.) and a chalkboard. There is big round desk with seats. After Mr. Garrison is appointed to fourth grade teacher in "The Death Camp of Tolerance", the classroom no longer appears until the tenth-season episode "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy", now being taught by Ms. Stevenson, but she commits suicide at the end.

As of "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy", it has "K4" written on the door, which means there are three other kindergarten classrooms.

It has reappeared briefly in "Breast Cancer Show Ever", "Fatbeard" with a substitute teacher, and in "Dances with Smurfs" with a new Kindergarten teacher.

Preschool Classroom

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The preschool classroom appears in "Pre-School". Trent Boyett burns down the place after Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny ask him to light something on fire so they could play "fireman". The fire grows out of control, burning the classroom and disabling the teacher, Ms. Claridge, for life. It is briefly seen again during "The Death of Eric Cartman", with Ms. Claridge still teaching the class.

A new preschool classroom and teacher appear in "Member Berries" when Cartman reads the students a story, and appears in the next episode "Skank Hunt", where a preschool girl hands her preschool boyfriend a note saying that she breaks up.

Shop Classroom

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The shop classroom appears in "Tweek vs. Craig", housed in a separate building. It has wooden desks and various power tools dotted around the room. It is very dangerous and victimized a boy called Tommy Turner who stuck his face in the sander. Kenny also has an accident here and is thrown into a box of rusty old nails. Richard Adler teaches here.

Home Economics Classroom

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The Home Economics classroomm appears as a normal classroom, with the exception of the desks, which are in one line. It appears in "Tweek vs. Craig", where Kenny is the only male student to attend Home Economics as he wanted to avoid getting killed in shop class. He also wanted be surrounded by girls, as well as learning how to cook real food. Pearl teaches this class.

Sixth Grade Classroom

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The Sixth Grade Classroom appears in "Breast Cancer Show Ever", where the students are seen leaving in order to watch the fight between Eric Cartman and Wendy Testaburger. It has yellow walls and a blueish greenish floor. The students sit at wooden desks with green chairs. There is a blackboard and above the blackboard is a History Timeline, to the right side of the blackboard is a wooden cupboard with posters on and to the left are various documents on the walls, a globe, and a paper towel dispenser. The 6th Grader Leader is one of the students seen.

In South Park: The Stick of Truth, it is mistaken as the Fifth Grade classroom, Lemmiwinks can be befriended here.

Art Classroom

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The art classroom appears in "Toilet Paper". Mrs. Streibel teaches the art class here. It has a cyan decor with a blackboard and round tables with plastic tablecloths. The classroom is filled with art supplies, such as easels and pottery wheels. While most of the kids seem to enjoy the class, the boys find it to be rather "gay".

Special Ed Classroom

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First seen in "Handicar", this classroom is taught in a separate building by Steve and consists of special education students such as Timmy, Jimmy, Nathan, and Mimsy. In "Moss Piglets" they hold an annual science fair and raise money in order to fund summer camp at Lake Tardicaca.

Audio Visual Department Room

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The interior of the room seen in "Quest for Ratings"

This room is only seen in "Quest for Ratings". It has a desk and several posters and various gadgets scattered about in the background. The studios are probably to the right of the office and are rather large with a lot of expensive equipment. It is run by Mr. Meryl.

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The interior of the room seen in "Quest for Ratings"

Like Audio Visual Department Room, this room is only seen in "Quest for Ratings" and from the outside, it has a set of wooden double doors. The interior contains a rectangle table with 6 chairs (2 each side and 1 on the top) and to the bottom of the room, it has a brown leather couch with a chair and a TV.

Gymnasium

Main article: South Park Elementary Gymnasium
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First seen in "Conjoined Fetus Lady", the gymnasium is used for teaching physical education and holding schoolwide assemblies. Chef was the PE teacher until his death and had the kids play dodgeball or play with "the big parachute". When the children took over the town only to part ways in "The Wacky Molestation Adventure", Stan and Kyle's less civilized yet more benevolent tribe made their headquarters here. From "Butt Out" on, it became used much more frequently for scenes of school assemblies covering various topics, often presented by students, staff or guest speakers, as well as becoming home to PTA meetings.

In "Gluten Free Ebola", Butters burnt down the gym for unknown reasons when the boys thought they would no longer need school after their startup company, and thus was not allowed back into the school for a couple weeks.

Locker Rooms

The boys' locker room is the only locker room that is shown, as the girls' locker room is never shown. It debuts in "Raisins" when the students are changing into their uniforms to go to P.E. It has wide lockers with a bench, a sign that says "NO RUNNING", and a sign pointing to the showers. It later appears in "Cartman Finds Love" with a few changes as the lockers have a different color, the room is bigger, and it has a shelf for gym equipment. The showers are also shown. The locker room is briefly seen again in "Sarcastaball".

The Computer Lab

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The computer lab first appears in "Make Love, Not Warcraft" during the The Boys' grinding of leveling their characters. It has turquoise colored walls, with a dark gray floor and white ceiling panels. The classroom layout is three sides with desks and computers and one side with a whiteboard. The room is at the side of the school as it has a window; the door is brown with a mesh panel to the side. The computer screensaver is the South Park Cows logo on a green background. In "The Ungroundable", Mr. Mackey is teaching the class as they play Call of Duty: World at War. In "The Hobbit", the school girls' edit pictures of themselves. In "The Pandemic Special",

Club Room

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The school club room includes different activities in which the students can partake. It appears in the Season Twenty-Three episode "Board Girls" where Cartman, Stan, Butters, Clyde, and Scott play board games during the "Dice Studz" activity. Cartman, and the rest of the boys, get angry when Nichole, Tammy, and Kelly join the club and beat them at every game. The school club room includes the following clubs:

Club Day Schedule
Drama and Theater Club Monday 9 A.M - 12 P.M
Science Olympiad Monday 2 P.M - 4 P.M
Book Club Monday 5 P.M - 6 P.M
Art Club Tuesday 9 A.M - 10 A.M
Dice Studz Board Games Club Tuesday 12 P.M - 2 P.M
Mathletes Club Tuesday 4 P.M - 6 P.M
Photography Club Wednesday 2 P.M - 4 P.M
Glee Club Wednesday 5 P.M - 6 P.M
Mock Trial and Debate Club Thursday 10 A.M - 1 P.M
Chess Club Thursday 2 P.M - 3 P.M
Horticulture Club Thursday 4 P. M - 6 P.M
Prose & Poetry Club Friday 10 A.M - 12 P.M
Sports Club Friday 3 P.M - 5 P.M

Library

Library

The library has featured prominently in three episodes, "Chef Goes Nanners", "Ginger Kids" and "Breast Cancer Show Ever". In the appearances in "Chef Goes Nanners" and "Ginger Kids" it had wooden bookcases full of books and tables and chairs. In "Ginger Kids" a more open bit of the library was seen which included a wooden speaker stand with 'SP' etched on, chairs, tables with globes, and various other bric a bric on it. In "Breast Cancer Show Ever" the room was shown to have a more 'grimmer' decor than in previous episodes with gray walls and a patterned blue carpet. The room was also used as the detention hall in the same episode.

Theater

The theater is featured in "Helen Keller! The Musical", where the kids put on their holiday plays for staff and parents.

It was re-designed in Season Fifteen for "Royal Pudding" and has seen several subsequent appearances, used for school holiday plays, talent shows, other class performances, and occasionally smaller assemblies, such as the various performances in "Put It Down".

Cafeteria

Main article: South Park Elementary Cafeteria

The cafeteria is one of the most prominent locations in the school as it is the place where the students usually discuss or interact with Chef. It has oblong-shaped lunch tables, and although it often looks like they can only accommodate two in the panning shots, they can have up to eight people on a single table. To collect food, one must go in one door to collect the food and exit via the other, the kitchen is inside this room, though it is rarely seen after "The Return of Chef". The cafeteria has several entrances and exits. On the wall opposite the serving counter is a "Hot Lunch Menu".

During the first nine seasons, it has a bright blue floor and is rather empty besides tables. From "The Return of Chef" onward, vending machines can be seen alongside additional posters, with fuller tables visible, and the floor is now a darker shade of gray. The floor was later given patterning as well.

The cafeteria is often used for other purposes, as Mr. Mackey is often seen holding study hall and detention here after school, organizations like the PTA and the National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes use it to hold meetings on occasion, and it was where the town was gathered for the announcement of Principal Victoria's replacement by PC Principal.

During the first nine seasons, the boys usually were seen sitting only with themselves, and Pip was seen sitting by himself, but beginning with "Ginger Kids", they were often seen sitting with other male classmates, such as Butters, Craig, Clyde, Tolkien, Jimmy and less often Kevin, Jason or Scott Malkinson, though the lineup varies by episodes and sometimes not all of the boys sit together. There is a prominent Girls' Table, the lineup of which is less consistent but usually includes Wendy Testaburger.

Rehabilitation Room

Rehabilitation Room appears in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, where Mr. Mackey teaches children about the dangers of drugs and swearing. It has blue walls and a pale pink carpet. The furniture includes a piano that plays itself, two blackboards, sewing machines, a water fountain, and lots of chairs.

Music Room

The Music Room appears in "Bass to Mouth". It has one computer inside it and is only used on Thursdays, so Wikileaks was able to gain access to it without interruption. It has stars on one wall and a movable chalkboard, as well as music stands. Mr. Hankey uses it to teach the students music in "The Problem with a Poo".

Restrooms

Main article: South Park Elementary Bathrooms

The bathrooms are seen often, usually as a place for the students to meet up with one another. In "The List", the boys share the girls' list of the cutest boys with each other by taping it on the bathroom's wall. In "T.M.I.", Eric Cartman and several other boys measure the penises of every boy in their class in the boys' bathroom. In "Butterballs", the boys' bathroom is used by bullies to confront the individual who they are bullying.

In "Quest for Ratings", the girls' bathroom is seen briefly in a report by the boys about the dangers of cough syrup. It is also seen briefly in "Breast Cancer Show Ever" and more prominently in "The Cissy" when Cartman tries to use it.

From "The Cissy" onwards, one of the Janitor's closet is turned into a third bathroom for students who aren't comfortable around transgendered people.

Faculty Restrooms

In "Stunning and Brave", there is a faculty restroom which appears almost identical to the student restroom, though it strangely has a window through which the other boys watch as PC Principal beats up Eric Cartman.

Football Field

Football Field

The Football Field.

The football field is shown outside in the playground. It is used for football games against other towns. It appears in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride" and "Sarcastaball".

Rooftop

The rooftop of the school appears in "The List" in which Kyle attempts to burn down the school from the rooftop. The rooftop contains a small building with a door to enter the school, as well as vents and solar panels.

Offices

Counselors' Office

Mr. Mackey's office has the word "COUNSELOR" on the front of its door. Craig is usually seen sitting in a chair outside it. On the inside, it has a seat in which the pupil would sit. It also has posters up and Mr. Mackey's certificate to be a school counselor. In "Insheeption", the office is shown to be filled with useless stuff. Subsequently, Mr. Mackey is declared to be a hoarder.

Principal's Office

For the worst behavior or for a private discussion, the children are sent to the principal's office. It has the principal's desk, and a chair to the left of it, where Mr. Mackey usually sits. On the wall, there is a poster depicting a monkey and the caption, "Hang in there!" The office also has a bookcase and it overlooks the school's parking lot.

Nurse's Office

The nurse's office is first seen in "Conjoined Fetus Lady". This is where the students go when they are injured. It has a hospital bed, medical apparatus, health posters, and a desk.

Janitor's Closet

The Janitor's closet appears in "Breast Cancer Show Ever" when Cartman tries to get Wendy to call off the fight. It has cleaning supplies, a mop, a bucket, and a desk with a chair in it and a noticeboard above the desk.

Others

Sports Team

Main article: List of South Park Cows Sports Teams

South Park Elementary has many sports teams, including a football team, a basketball team, and a cheerleading team. They had a wrestling team, but it was disbanded in "W.T.F.".

Cheerleaders

Main article: Cheerleading Squad
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Bebe in the South Park Cows cheerleading uniform.

The cheerleaders for the Cows are compromised of Bebe, Red, Mandy, Heidi, Esther, Annie, Wendy, Jenny, Lola, and Nichole, Lisa Berger, and a few unnamed background characters.

Trivia

South Park Elementary Closed Circuit Television

In "Quest for Ratings", it appears that the school has its own private television station that broadcasted Craig's show Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens and the boys' show Super School News. This was re-branded as Sexy Action School News later on and Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens was replaced by Animals Close-Up With a Wide-Angle Lens Wearing Hats. Also, as seen at the end of the episode and in later episodes, the announcements are made over a P.A. system.

Absences

South Park: The Stick of Truth

Main Quest

The New Kid is sent to call the factions but finds out Craig has got detention. Cartman instructs him to break into school and free Craig. During the quest, the New Kid is forced to fight many hallway monitors, all of whom are ginger.

The Goth Kids are found outside the school, where the New Kid manages to recruit them to either the humans or the elves. The New Kid and his chosen faction attack the school to retrieve the stick from the other faction. Here, they discover the ginger hallway monitors turning into Nazi zombies. The boys reach the classroom and the final battle begins, either against Cartman or Kyle. The boys then discover that Clyde has taken the stick.

Side Quest

For Big Game Huntin' With Jimbo, the New Kid needs to fight bacteria found in the basement of the school.

A flag for the Timmy express can be found outside.

Collectibles

  • Friends
    • Bill Allen - Friended after the New Kid fights whoever is attacking them.
    • Fosse McDonald - Friended after the New Kid fights whoever is attacking them.
    • Lemmiwinks - Found in the 5th Grade classroom.
    • Michael - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
    • Pete - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
    • Henrietta Biggle - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
    • Firkle Smith - Friended after completing PTA Problems.
  • Chinpokomon
    • Poodlesaurus - Can be found in the vent in the first hallway.
    • Pterdaken - Found in the openable locker next to either DogPoo or Tweek.
    • Donkeytron - Found in the oven in the kitchen.
  • Costumes
    • Witch Robes - Found behind a log to the left of the school (gnome powder required).
    • Necromancer Hood - Looted from one of the kids attacking an ally when the New Kid first goes upstairs.
    • Necromancer Robes - Looted from a Nazi Zombie Ginger Kid found before entering the boiler room.
    • Necromancer Gloves - Looted from one of the kids by the exit of the cafeteria.
  • Weapons
    • Mace of Restoration - Found in the Hallway Monitor Boss's Locker
    • Holy Hammer of Smiting - Obtained after defeating the Nazi Zombie Ginger Kommandant in the basement.
    • Dodgeball - Looted from one of the hall monitors in Detention Sentence.
    • Basketball - Looted from one of the already defeated kids in the cafeteria.
    • Laser Sword - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.
    • Star Wand - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.
    • Sword Breaker - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.
    • Sica Dagger of the Faithful - Found inside the yellow chest in the Fourth Grade classroom.

Trivia

  • In the Cantonese dub, the school is named "聖育強小學" (Jyutping: sing3 juk6 koeng4 siu2 hok6). The name "聖育強" is homophonous to the phrase "性慾強", which translates to having a "sexual desire", and is the namesake of schools in several Hong Kong comedy films such as Fight Back to School film series and Future Cops.[1]

References

South Park Elementary staff
Coach Miles | Girls' Volleyball Coach | Herbert Garrison | Mitchell | Mr. Derp | Mr. Garrett | Mr. Harris | Mr. Mackey | Mr. Meryl | Mr. Thompson | Mr. Wyland | Mrs. Streibel | Ms. Bronski | PC Principal | Pearl | Recess Supervisor | Richard Adler | Strong Woman | Substitute Teacher | Unnamed Bus Driver
Former
Diane Choksondik | Jerome "Chef" McElroy | Jose Venezuela | Margaret Nelson | Miss Claridge | Mr. Conners | Mr. Slave | Ms. Ellen | Ms. Stevenson | Nurse Gollum | Principal Victoria | Randy Marsh | Veronica Crabtree
South Park Buildings
Major Locations
South Park Elementary | Bus Stop | Main Street | Avenue de Los Mexicanos
Public Buildings and Areas
Basketball Court | Campground A | City Hall | Community Park | Heartbreak Falls | Hell's Pass Hospital | Last Vista Life Care Center | Main Street Office | M. Ingalls Vista | Park County Community Center | Park County Police Station | Post Office | Sentinel Hill State Park | Shady Acres | South Park Church | South Park Clinic | South Park Community Theater | South Park Center for Seismic Activity | South Park Genetic Engineering Ranch | South Park Inn | South Park Mall | South Park Morgue | South Park Police Station | South Park Synagogue | South Park Viral Research Center | Stark's Pond | SoDoSoPa | Twin Pines Plaza
Shops and Businesses
Airport Hilton | Al's Pharmacy | Bijou Cinema | Casa Bonita | City Wok | Club Dosage | Club Persh | Country Kitchen Buffet | Crunchy's Micro Brew | Dentist | DikinBaus Hot Dogs | EvGames | Flex Gym Fitness Club | Freemont Bridge | Harbucks | Henry's Supermarket | Horse Stables | Indian Burial Ground Pet Store | Jim's Drugs RX | Jimbo's Guns | Les Bos | Lolly's Candy Factory | McKemicks | Mick's Bowling | Photo Dojo | Raisins | Rob's Sassy Ladys | Ross Dress for Less | Skeeter's Wine Bar | South Park Pharmacy | Sizzler | South Park Mall | South Park Pianos | South Park Realtors | South Park Zoo | Sperm Bank of South Park | Spinny Mountain Records | Steed | Stupid Spoiled Whore | Tele's | The Lofts At SoDoSoPa | Tom's Rhinoplasty | Total-Self Image | Tweek Bros. Coffeehouse | Vernacular | Walgreens | Wall-Mart | Whistlin' Willy's | Whole Foods Market | Wingstreet
Residences
Adler Residence | Big Gay Al's Residence | Biggle Residence | Black Residence | Broflovski Residence | Burch Residence | Cartman Residence | Charlotte's Residence | Chef's Residence | Circlovich Residence | Cotswolds Residence | Crabtree Residence | Daniels Residence | Donovan Residence | Drordy Residence | Farnickle Residence | Feegan Residence | Garrison Residence | Gueermo Residence | Hagen Residence | Hakeem Residence | Hankey Residence | Harrison Residence | Jakov Residence | Jefferson Residence | Jesus' Residence | Jimbo and Ned's Residence | Lanskin Residence | Macintosh Residence | Mackey Residence | Malkinson Residence | Marsh Residence | McArthur Residence | McCormick Residence | McDonald Residence | Michael Deets' Residence | Mr. Slave's Residence | O'Connell Residence | PC Delta | Skyler Morse's Residence | Stevens Residence | Stevenson Residence | Stoley Residence | Stotch Residence | Streibel Residence | Strong Woman's Residence | Tenorman Residence | Testaburger Residence | The New Kid's Residence | Tucker Residence | Turner Residence | Tweak Residence | Valmer Residence | Warner Residence | Will Smith's Residence | White Residence | Yates Residence