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Main Quests

Name Description
KupaKeepRaid
The New Kid in Town
Call The Banners
Call the Banners The Stick of Truth has been taken, and you must round up Kupa Keep's best fighters to help take it back.
Gate Crasher Token's security guard won't let you in to see him.
Hot Coffee
Hot Coffee Tweek can't come play until he finishes his chores, and needs your help.
Craig Detention
Detention Sentence Craig is in detention, and you must break him out so he can help retake the Stick of Truth.
The Bard The Bard has the stick at the Inn of the Giggling Donkey.
It's Late It's after bed time. You have to get home.
Alien cockpit
Alien Abduction You wake up after having been abducted by aliens.
Midget Bikini
Gain New Allies The elves took the stick at night! Dirty little cheaters.
Kyle Elf Throne
Nonconformist You have to be a confomist and act like a Goth if you want their help. Hypocrites.
PTA Problems Randy needs help proving what is actually going on at the mall.
Attack School2
Attack the School Its time to raid the school and get the stick back.
Go Back Home Once again, it's past your bed time. Hurry home!
Underpants Gnomes quest
Defeat the Underpants Gnomes The Underpants Gnomes are taking your underwear!
Forging alliances
Forging Alliances We need more help if we are going to take down Clyde.
Recruit The Girls
Recruit the Girls Time to see if joining the fight sparkles with the girls.
Pose as bebes boyfriend
Pose as Bebe's Boyfriend Time to prove Monica is a two-faced skank.
Unplanned parenthood quest
Unplanned Parenthood (Quest) Time for a makeover so you can find the real two-faced whore.
Canada12
Heading North The abortion records are written in some sort of Orcish.
8-bit Canada
O Canada (Quest) You must find someone who speaks this mysterious language.
Beat Up Clyde
Beat Up Clyde Time to kick Clyde's ass!
Betrayal From Within
Betrayal From Within "Princess Kenny is a two-faced "bitch" just like Monica and Heidi!"

Side Quests

Name Description
Big Game Huntin' With Jimbo Jimbo challenges The New Kid to hunt and kill seven of the most dangerous creatures in and around South Park.
Defeat ManBearPig
Dropping the Kids Off Mr. Hankey's kids have run off while their mother was getting drunk. Rather than help solve the shit domestic dispute, go find the kids.
Find Jesus
Flower For a Princess Every fair maiden needs a flower.
Hide 'n' Seek Play hide and seek with the kindergarteners around town.
Magical Songs Jimmy won't be a proper bard until he gets a flute to play inspiring battle tunes. Help him get one.
ManBearPig (Quest) Al Gore is on the hunt for ManBearPig once again, but he needs your help tracking him down.
Mongolian Beef Tuong Lu Kim tells you to get rid of the Mongolians by beating up their kids in the Tower of Peace.
Mr. Slave's Package Deliver Mr Slave's package from the post office.
Nazi Zombie Bounty
Phase One Retrieve underpants for the Underpants Gnomes.
Rats in the Cellar Rats have infested the cellar beneath Skeeter's bar. Only a true hero could slay rats in the cellar.
Restoring the Balance DogPoo asks the New Kid to destroy five banners the humans put up around town.
The Homeless Problem Find the various homeless camps and chase away the homeless in town to improve the town's image.
The She-Ogre Stan has lost his iPhone to an ogre, and he needs your help to get it back!
The Timmy Express You have to collect 12 flags with the Timmy Express logo on them.
Unfriend Al Gore Al Gore is spamming your Facebook. Go to his base and get him to stop...by beating the crap out of him.
Vulcan Around Find Kevin Stoley's dad's iPad near the church and return it to him.
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