South Park: The Stick of Truth/Quests

Main Quests

	Name	Description
	The New Kid in Town
	Call the Banners	The Stick of Truth has been taken, and you must round up Kupa Keep's best fighters to help take it back.
	Gate Crasher	Token's security guard won't let you in to see him.
	Hot Coffee	Tweek can't come play until he finishes his chores, and needs your help.
	Detention Sentence	Craig is in detention, and you must break him out so he can help retake the Stick of Truth.
	The Bard	The Bard has the stick at the Inn of the Giggling Donkey.
	It's Late	It's after bed time. You have to get home.
	Alien Abduction	You wake up after having been abducted by aliens.
	Gain New Allies	The elves took the stick at night! Dirty little cheaters.
	Nonconformist	You have to be a confomist and act like a Goth if you want their help. Hypocrites.
	PTA Problems	Randy needs help proving what is actually going on at the mall.
	Attack the School	Its time to raid the school and get the stick back.
	Go Back Home	Once again, it's past your bed time. Hurry home!
	Defeat the Underpants Gnomes	The Underpants Gnomes are taking your underwear!
	Forging Alliances	We need more help if we are going to take down Clyde.
	Recruit the Girls	Time to see if joining the fight sparkles with the girls.
	Pose as Bebe's Boyfriend	Time to prove Monica is a two-faced skank.
	Unplanned Parenthood (Quest)	Time for a makeover so you can find the real two-faced whore.
	Heading North	The abortion records are written in some sort of Orcish.
	O Canada (Quest)	You must find someone who speaks this mysterious language.
	Beat Up Clyde	Time to kick Clyde's ass!
	Betrayal From Within	"Princess Kenny is a two-faced "bitch" just like Monica and Heidi!"

Side Quests

	Name	Description
	Big Game Huntin' With Jimbo	Jimbo challenges The New Kid to hunt and kill seven of the most dangerous creatures in and around South Park.
	Defeat ManBearPig
	Dropping the Kids Off	Mr. Hankey's kids have run off while their mother was getting drunk. Rather than help solve the shit domestic dispute, go find the kids.
	Find Jesus
	Flower For a Princess	Every fair maiden needs a flower.
	Hide 'n' Seek	Play hide and seek with the kindergarteners around town.
	Magical Songs	Jimmy won't be a proper bard until he gets a flute to play inspiring battle tunes. Help him get one.
	ManBearPig (Quest)	Al Gore is on the hunt for ManBearPig once again, but he needs your help tracking him down.
	Mongolian Beef	Tuong Lu Kim tells you to get rid of the Mongolians by beating up their kids in the Tower of Peace.
	Mr. Slave's Package	Deliver Mr Slave's package from the post office.
	Nazi Zombie Bounty
	Phase One	Retrieve underpants for the Underpants Gnomes.
	Rats in the Cellar	Rats have infested the cellar beneath Skeeter's bar. Only a true hero could slay rats in the cellar.
	Restoring the Balance	DogPoo asks the New Kid to destroy five banners the humans put up around town.
	The Homeless Problem	Find the various homeless camps and chase away the homeless in town to improve the town's image.
	The She-Ogre	Stan has lost his iPhone to an ogre, and he needs your help to get it back!
	The Timmy Express	You have to collect 12 flags with the Timmy Express logo on them.
	Unfriend Al Gore	Al Gore is spamming your Facebook. Go to his base and get him to stop...by beating the crap out of him.
	Vulcan Around	Find Kevin Stoley's dad's iPad near the church and return it to him.
	Wasted Cache

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Main Quests

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