South Park Archives

Story Missions

Name Description
The battle for kupakeep
The Battle for Kupa Keep Your Kingdom is attacked by a bunch of heathens known as the Moors! They are too powerful for your soldiers, so you are the only hope of your realm, get out there and fight!
Quest 1
Origins The kids are now playing superheroes. In order to fit in again, you must ditch your crown and sword, and try to make the most epic backstory ever!
Quest 3
Coonstagram Head out and gain some followers on Coonstagram!
Quest 5
Alternate Universes Collide Help Human Kite destroy his evil alternate self.
Quest 48
The Chains of Super Craig Stripe is missing! Help Super Craig find him.
Quest 49
Birth of a Coon Friend Learn the basics of artifacts.
Quest 50
Rise of the Fourthies The Sixth Graders are torturing a cat at the Bus Stop. Do what every fourth grader dreams of doing, and teach them a lesson.
Quest 7
Gotta Go Fast (Travel) Make life easier by discovering the Fast Travel Flag at Main Street.
Quest 8
Mosquito in a Honey Pot In order to fill out the Kryptonite section on your character sheet, you must save Mosquito from the temptresses known as the Raisins Girls.
Quest 13
A Touch of Faith Talk with Father Maxi so he can help you face your fears.
Quest 14
The Talk Meet with Mr. Mackey to fill out the Sex/Gender section on your character sheet.
Quest 12
The Burrito Whisperer The Coon wants a taco, head over to Freeman's Tacos to get him one.
Quest 15
Origins 2: New Beginnings Get a second class and an updated origin story!
Quest 16
Civil War The Freedom Pals are invading main street. It's up to Coon and Friends to teach them a lesson, head over there and kick their asses!
Quest 17
Homeward Bound It's hometime! Go home and get to bed, ready for your first night quest.
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The Bowels of the Beast In order to find Scrambles, you must infiltrate The Peppermint Hippo and confront The Girl with the Penis Tattoo. Only she has the answer.
Quest 23
CLASSIfied Go and see Classi for information on the cats.
Quest 24
Alternate Universes Collide Again Help Human Kite destroy his evil alternate self again.
Quest 20
Microaggression Academy Learn about microaggressions with PC Principal!
Quest 30
Medicinal Fried Fiasco Learn new fart powers to get Classi's medication.
Quest 9
Operation: Just 'Cause Sgt. Yates has news of a drug kingpin in town. Help him solve the case.
Quest 28
The Talk 2: The Gendering Return to Mr. Mackey for an advanced talk on your gender.
Quest 19
Operation: Blind Justice Sgt. Yates has more details into the drug kingpin. Go fight the real "kingpin".
Quest 29
Origins 3: The Visitor Relive your origin story again as you pick a new class.
Quest 31
Civil War 2: Playtime's Over The Freedom Pals are back, and they want revenge!
Quest 32
Race Academy: First Class Meet with PC Principal to fill out the Race/Ethnicity section on your character sheet.
Quest 34
We Need a Tool The Coon and Friends realise they need Toolshed in order to find the missing cat.
Quest 35
Under Covers Head home to bed, ready for tonight's mission!
Quest 36
The Hundred Hands of Chaos Go to U-STOR-IT and stop Professor Chaos once and for all!
Quest 39
The Chaos Gambit Gain the help of Professor Chaos in order to infiltrate the Freedom Pals.
Quest 37
The Invitation Meet Mitch Conner at SoDoSoPa.
Quest 41
The Samaritan Agenda Perform with Tupperware and Wonder Tweek at the South Park Senior Center.
Quest 44
Origins 4: The Omega Prologue Relive your origin story once again as you gain your fourth class.
Quest 51
Heading Home Go home after gaining your new class.
Quest 53
Nocturnal Submission Go to bed, ready for tonight's mission.
Quest 54
The Thin White Line Stop all the corrupt cops in order to get the cat.
Quest 57
Freedom Calling Head to the Freedom Pals base for some important news.
Quest 59
To Catch a Coon Solve Mitch Conner's riddles in order to find his location.
Quest 60
The Many Asses of Dr. Mephesto Meet Mephesto to find out about the missing cats.
Quest 61
Farts of Future Past Travel through time with your farts in order to stop Mitch Conner from becoming mayor.

Side Missions

Name Description
Quest 33
A Perky Predicament Help Mosquito defeat the Raisins Girls!
Quest 4
A Randy Mystery Somebody's keying Randy's car! Find out who it is, and stop them.
Quest 42
Always Bet on Chaos Help Chaos get a loan for his minions!
Quest 25
For Nippopolis

Get a cheesing vial to obtain a new summon!

Quest 26
Ghost Reconciler Get Craig's laptop from Tweek.
Quest 21
Peppermint Hippo Lost & Found Find Jimbo 's wallet in The Peppermint Hippo .
Quest 11
Raisins on a Rampage Defeat 15 Raisins Girls.
Quest 43
The Big Beatdown

Save Ms. Cartman from the pimp and his hoes.

Quest 40
Therapy Wars

Help Tweek and Craig with their couple counseling.

Quest 55
Touch the Sky

Help the little Gay Fish get his mom into Heaven.

Quest 27
Vigilante Marketing

Help Ms. Cartman promote her tutoring service.

Quest 38
(You Can) Call on Me Help Call Girl defeat Crab People to fix her phone.

Scavenger Hunts

Name Description
Quest 22
Scavenger Hunt: Big Gay Al's Big Gay Cats

Find all of Big Gay Al's cats.

Quest 10
Scavenger Hunt: The Headshot Job

Place all of Mr. Adams' headshots around town.

Quest 6
Scavenger Hunt: The Yaoi Project

Find all the Creek Yaoi art for Craig's dad.

DLC Missions

Name Description
From Dusk till Casa Bonita

Help Mysterion rescue his sister from the Vamp Kids.

Bring The Crunch

Assist Fastpass as he searches for the missing counselors to save the camp of Lake Tardicaca.