The following is a compiled list of all the cards in the game South Park: Phone Destroyer.
Theme Key
Neutral
Adventure
Sci-Fi
Mystical
Fantasy
Rarity Key
Common
Rare
Epic
Legendary
Released Cards
| Name | Theme | Rarity | Type | Description | Energy Cost | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Blood Elf Bebe |  |  | Ranged | Whenever Blood Elf Bebe kills an enemy, her max HP increases and she heals by 35. | 3 | |
| Buccaneer Bebe |  |  | Ranged | When Buccaneer Bebe kills an enemy, increase her attack by 6 | 4 | |
| Medusa Bebe |  |  | Ranged | When Medusa Bebe kills an enemy, turn that enemy into a snake that belongs to you. | 4 | |
| Robo Bebe |  | | Ranged | Whenever Robo Bebe kills an enemy, her speed increases. | 3 | |
| Big Gay Al |  | | Ranged | Headhunter. Throws glitter bombs at enemy leader. | 5 | |
| Astronaut Butters | | | Assassin | Deathwish: Speeds up his closest ally or leader for 4sec. | 2 | |
| Choirboy Butters | |  | Assassin | Deathwish: Gives you a little extra energy. | 2 | |
| Deckhand Butters | | | Assassin | Deathwish: Heals his closest ally or leader. | 3 | |
| Paladin Butters | | | Assassin | Deathwish: Closest ally or leader becomes invincible for 3sec. | 2 | |
| Grand Wizard Cartman | | | Tank | Charged: Blasts nearby enemies with super sweet magic! | 6 | |
| Sheriff Cartman | | | Tank | Charged: Damage nearby enemies with his bullet-tantrum. | 4 | |
| A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000 | | | Tank | Charged: Freezes nearby enemies with a cosmic stomp. | 5 | |
| Zen Cartman | | | Tank | Charged: Attracts nearby enemies. Namaste. | 3 | |
| Alien Clyde | | | Fighter | Warcry: Shoots poison at a random enemy. | 3 | |
| Dwarf King Clyde | | | Fighter | Warcry: Strike nearest enemy with a mighty blow. | 4 | |
| Hercules Clyde | | | Fighter | Warcry: Runs and hits nearest enemy with a magical force that stops their charge. | 3 | |
| Hookhand Clyde | | | Fighter | Warcry: Damage a random enemy. (22 if it hits enemy leader). | 3 | |
| Dark Mage Craig | | | Ranged | Area damage. Warcry: Halves enemy leader attack for 6sec. | 3 | |
| Incan Craig | | | Ranged | Warcry: Shoot laser beam towards Enemy Leader, damaging all enemies in the way. | 5 | |
| Marine Craig | | | Ranged | Warcry: Poisons enemy leader by 5/sec and closeby enemies by double this amount. | 4 | |
| Youth Pastor Craig | | | Ranged | Warcry: When the microphone hits, prevents enemy New Kid from casting Spells for 30sec. | 3 | |
| Cupid Cartman | | | Ranged | Flying, cute, speedy and annoyingly romantic. | 3 | |
| DogPoo | | | Fighter | Hits hard with a masterfully wielded dog turd. | 3 | |
| Barrel Dougie | | | Assassin | Headhunter: 35 extra damage to enemy leader on first hit. | 4 | |
| Dwarf Engineer Dougie | | | Assassin | Headhunter: +10 attack for every hit | 4 | |
| Powerfist Dougie | | | Assassin | Headhunter: Freeze enemy leader with first strike. | 4 | |
| Prophet Dougie | | | Assassin | Headhunter: If he hits enemy leader, pause enemy's energy generation. | 4 | |
| Witch Garrison | | | Fighter | Charged: Slow down enemies in front of him for 10sec. | 4 | |
| Calamity Heidi | | | Fighter | Heidi is a fighter that is both smart and funny. | 2 | |
| Canadian Knight Ike | | | Assassin | Charged: Increases his max health and fully heals. | 3 | |
| Gizmo Ike | | | Assassin | Charged: Splits into two Gizmo Ikes. | 3 | |
| Smuggler Ike | | | Assassin | Charged: Increases his attack power. | 2 | |
| Enforcer Jimmy | | | Fighter | Aura: Nearby enemies cannot charge. | 2 | |
| Friar Jimmy | | | Fighter | Aura: Regenerates health on nearby allies. | 3 | |
| Le Bard Jimmy | | | Fighter | Warcry: Decrease max health of all enemies. | 4 | |
| Storyteller Jimmy | | | Fighter | Aura: Decrease attack of all nearby enemies. | 3 | |
| Cyborg Kenny | | | Assassin | Deathwish: Heal and control this unit's killer for 10sec. | 4 | |
| Hermes Kenny | | | Assassin | Deathwish: Double energy gain for 4sec. | 3 | |
| Inuit Kenny | | | Assassin | Deathwish: Kills the enemy that killed him. | 4 | |
| Princess Kenny | | | Assassin | Deathwish: This unit's killer has 0 attack for 5sec. | 2 | |
| The Master Ninjew | | | Ranged | Warcry: +35 attack to all other allies. | 4 | |
| Bounty Hunter Kyle | | | Ranged | Flying. When this character hits an enemy, all allies gain an attack boost. When this character kills an enemy, heal all allies. | 3 | |
| Gunslinger Kyle | | | Ranged | Charged: Kyle's allies and leader get +30 attack for 3sec. | 3 | |
| Kyle of the Drow Elves | | | Ranged | Charged: All allies gain invincibility for 4sec. | 4 | |
| Manbearpig | | | Tank | Holy shit it's real! | 7 | |
| Marcus | | | Fighter | Charged: Throws a drug pillow at enemy leader dealing 30 damage. | 4 | |
| Mimsy | | | Tank | Headhunter. Slow, dumb, and only targets enemy leaders. | 5 | |
| Mr. Hankey | | | Assassin | Warcry: Double the Charge rate on all allies for 20 sec. | 3 | |
| Nathan | | | Ranged | Deals area damage with exploding bombs. | 4 | |
| Nelly | | | Fighter | Area damage, spinning attack! | 3 | |
| Officer Barbrady | | | Tank | Deathwish: Bomb deals damage to nearby enemies. | 6 | |
| PC Principal | | | Tank | Knocks back social injustice with PC pushes | 4 | |
| Pigeon Gang | | | Fighter | Flying. Also totally gross. | 4 | |
| Priest Maxi | | | Tank | Aura: Regen nearby allies. Enraged: Add an additional 2x Regen. | 6 | |
| Rat Swarm | | | Assassin | Four rats, probably from Kenny's house. | 3 | |
| The Amazingly Randy | | | Ranged | Charged: Summon two magic cocks from thin air! | 4 | |
| Pocahontas Randy | | | Fighter | Charged: Calls an Indian kid to battle. | 5 | |
| Sexy Nun Randy | | | Fighter | Charged: Brings a choirboy to the battle. | 5 | |
| Sixth Element Randy | | | Fighter | Charged: Pukes and summons a robot vacuum. | 5 | |
| Alien Queen Red | | | Fighter | Warcry: Throws alien eggs at enemies and poisons them. | 5 | |
| Bandita Sally | | | Assassin | A cute and deadly assassin that runs with scissors. | 2 | |
| Medicine Woman Sharon | | | Ranged | Charged: Heals herself and all nearby allies (includes leader). | 4 | |
| Stan of Many Moons | | | Fighter | Charged: Casts a fiery blast at all enemies. | 4 | |
| Poseidon Stan | | | Fighter | Charged: Slows all enemies for 6sec. | 3 | |
| Program Stan | | | Fighter | Charged: Freeze and damage all enemies | 3 | |
| Stan the Great | | | Fighter | Charged: Reduce attack of all enemies for 5sec. | 3 | |
| Starvin' Marvin | | | Fighter | Flying, Headhunter... and starvin' | 4 | |
| Terrance and Phillip | | | Fighter | Two buddies that fart in the face of adversity. | 4 | |
| Terrance Mephesto | | | Ranged | Flying bomber who deals area damage! | 4 | |
| Catapult Timmy | | | Ranged | Charged: Launches filthy rats at the nearest enemy. | 3 | |
| Mecha Timmy | | | Ranged | Charged: Control the nearest enemy for 3sec. | 4 | |
| Pirate Ship Timmy | | | Ranged | Charged: Launches a cannonball at the nearest enemy. | 3 | |
| Pope Timmy | | | Ranged | Warcry: Fully revive a played ally character card that died most recently. | 6 | |
| Rogue Token | | | Fighter | Warcry: Deal damage to nearby enemies. | 4 | |
| Shaman Token | | | Fighter | Charged: Remove all negative effects from allies. | 3 | |
| Space Warrior Token | | | Fighter | Charged: Rush and strike at nearest enemy with a boosted attack. | 3 | |
| Witch Doctor Token | | | Fighter | Charged: Drains health from nearby enemies. | 4 | |
| Towelie | | | Fighter | Aura: Whenever an enemy is in the range of Towelie, they are slowed. | 3 | |
| Imp Tweek | | | Fighter | Flying. Warcry: Swap places with one random enemy. | 5 | |
| Outlaw Tweek | | | Ranged | Warcry: Throws dynamite. (10 damage if it hits enemy leader.) | 4 | |
| Robin Tweek | | | Ranged | Warcry: Give a random ally a big heath boost. | 4 | |
| Warboy Tweek | | | Ranged | Warcry: Speed up all allies for 2sec-4sec. | 4 | |
| Underpants Gnomes | | | Assassin | Three sneaky underwear collectors. | 2 | |
| Angel Wendy | | | Ranged | Charged: Heal 60 HP to the three closest allies. | 3 | |
| Captain Wendy | | | Ranged | Charged: Shoots the three closest enemies. | 3 | |
| Ice Sniper Wendy | | | Ranged | Charged: Freeze 3 enemies within range for 4sec. | 3 | |
| Shieldmaiden Wendy | | | Fighter | Charged: Becomes invincible for 4sec. | 3 | |
| Chicken Coop | | | Totem | Spawns a fresh cock every 4 sec. | 4 | |
| Energy Staff | | | Totem | Increases the speed that you gain energy. | 4 | |
| Arrowstorm | | | Spell | Damage all enemies. | 4 | |
| Cock Magic | | | Spell | Transform 1 random ally or enemy into an angry cock. | 6 | |
| Fireball | | | Spell | Damages enemies in area. (20 damage if it hits enemy leader) | 5 | |
| Freeze Ray | | | Spell | Freezes enemies in target area for 4sec. | 3 | |
| Hallelujah | | | Spell | Heal all allies and increase their max health. | 4 | |
| Hyperdrive | | | Spell | Doubles speed on all allies for 6sec. | 4 | |
| Lightning Bolt | | | Spell | Huge damage to one enemy. (27 damage if it hits enemy leader.) | 4 | |
| Mind Control | | | Spell | Control target enemy for 7sec. | 4 | |
| Poison | | | Spell | Poisons enemies in target area. | 3 | |
| Power Bind | | | Spell | Stops enemies in area from charging for 40sec. | 2 | |
| Purify | | | Spell | Clears all effects on units in a small area. | 2 | |
| Regeneration | | | Spell | Regenerate health on all allies for 10sec. | 3 | |
| Transmogrify | | | Spell | Transforms target enemy into a worthless rat. | 5 | |
| Unholy Combustion | | | Spell | Kill an enemy, deal damage to its surrounding enemies. | 5 |
Event Cards
| Name | Theme | Rarity | Type | Description | Energy Cost | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Alien Drone | | | Fighter | Flying. Warcry: Summon a robot vacuum. | 4 | |
| Mr. Mackey | | | Fighter | Aura: +7 attack boost to friendly kids nearby. | 4 | |
| Mr. Slave Executioner | | | Tank | Enraged: Heal every time HP goes below half. Deathwish: Spawn 2 cocks. | 5 | |
| Santa | | | Tank | Charged: Fully charge up the power of allies with the spirit of Christmas. | 5 | |
| Satan | | | Ranged | Warcry: Damage surrounding enemies and allies with hellfire. | 6 | |
| Visitors | | | Ranged | Visitors from another planet | 3 |
Unreleased Cards
| Name | Theme | Rarity | Type | Description | Energy Cost | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| TBA Annie | | TBA | TBA | TBA | TBA | |
| Chief Runs With Premise | | TBA | TBA | TBA | TBA | |
| Classi | | TBA | TBA | TBA | TBA | |
| Firkle | | TBA | TBA | TBA | TBA | |
| Four-assed Monkey | | | Fighter | Dr. Mephesto likes butts and he cannot lie | 4 | |
| President Elect Garrison | | | Tank | Charged: Control surrounding enemies for 3 sec. | 8 | |
| Spock Garrison | | | Tank | Live long and prosper on play: Heal 50 and 50 max HP to all friendlies | 5 | |
| Zorro Garrison | | | Tank | Deals splash damage with each exploding bomb! | 5 | |
| TBA Garrison | | TBA | TBA | TBA | TBA | |
| Henrietta | | TBA | Tank | TBA | 4 | |
| Jew Scout Ike | | | Assassin | Charged: You gain 1 extra energy | 3 | |
| Michael | | TBA | TBA | TBA | TBA | |
| Pete | | TBA | Fighter | TBA | 2 | |
| Premise Running Thin | | TBA | TBA | TBA | TBA | |
| Dark Angel Red | | TBA | TBA | TBA | TBA | |
| Dragonslayer Red | | TBA | TBA | Charged: Dragonslayer Red knocks back and cuts half the max health off enemies in front of her. | TBA | |
| TBA Scott | | TBA | TBA | TBA | TBA | |
| TBA Shelly | | TBA | TBA | TBA | TBA | |
| Dark Resurrection | | | Spell | Brings a random, dead ally back from the dead. | 5 |
