South Park: Phone Destroyer/Cards

Cards

The following is a compiled list of all the cards in the game South Park: Phone Destroyer.

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Rarity Key[]

Global Launch Cards[]

Name	Type	Description	Energy Cost
DogPoo	Fighter	Hits hard with a masterfully wielded dog turd.	3
Nelly	Fighter	Area damage, spinning attack!	4
Rat Swarm	Assassin	Four rats, probably from Kenny's house.	3
Marcus	Fighter	Charged: Throws a drug pillow at enemy leader dealing 30 damage.	4
Nathan	Ranged	Deals area damage with exploding bombs.	4
Pigeon Gang	Fighter	Flying. Also totally gross.	4
Starvin' Marvin	Fighter	Flying, Headhunter... and starvin'	3
Terrance Mephesto	Ranged	Flying bomber who deals area damage!	4
Big Gay Al	Ranged	Headhunter. Throws glitter bombs at enemy leader.	5
Mimsy	Tank	Headhunter. Slow, dumb, and only targets enemy leaders.	5
Officer Barbrady	Tank	Deathwish: Bomb deals damage to nearby enemies.	5
ManBearPig	Tank	Holy shit it's real!	7

Name	Type	Description	Energy Cost
Bandita Sally	Assassin	A cute and deadly assassin that runs with scissors.	2
Calamity Heidi	Fighter	Heidi is a fighter that is both smart and funny.	2
Smuggler Ike	Assassin	Charged: Increases his attack power.	2
Captain Wendy	Ranged	Charged: Shoots the three closest enemies.	3
Deckhand Butters	Assassin	Deathwish: Heals his closest ally or leader.	3
Gunslinger Kyle	Ranged	Charged: Kyle's allies and leader get +30 attack for 3sec.	3
Hookhand Clyde	Fighter	Warcry: Damage a random enemy. (22 if it hits enemy leader).	3
Inuit Kenny	Assassin	Deathwish: Kills the enemy that killed him.	3
Pirate Ship Timmy	Ranged	Charged: Launches a cannonball at the nearest enemy.	3
Shaman Tolkien	Fighter	Charged: Remove all negative effects from allies.	3
Storyteller Jimmy	Fighter	Aura: Decrease attack of all nearby enemies.	3
Arrowstorm	Spell	Damage all enemies.	4
Barrel Dougie	Assassin	Headhunter: 35 extra damage to enemy leader on first hit.	4
Lightning Bolt	Spell	Huge damage to one enemy. (27 damage if it hits enemy leader.)	4
Medicine Woman Sharon	Ranged	Charged: Heals herself and all nearby allies (includes leader).	4
Outlaw Tweek	Ranged	Warcry: Throws dynamite. (10 damage if it hits enemy leader.)	4
Sheriff Cartman	Tank	Charged: Damage nearby enemies with his bullet-tantrum.	4
Stan of Many Moons	Fighter	Charged: Casts a fiery blast at all enemies.	4
Fireball	Spell	Damages enemies in area. (20 damage if it hits enemy leader)	5
Pocahontas Randy	Fighter	Charged: Calls an Indian kid to battle.	5

Name	Type	Description	Energy Cost
Astronaut Butters	Assassin	Deathwish: Speeds up his closest ally or leader for 4sec.	2
Enforcer Jimmy	Fighter	Aura: Nearby enemies cannot charge.	2
Space Warrior Tolkien	Fighter	Charged: Rush and strike at nearest enemy with a boosted attack.	2
Alien Clyde	Fighter	Warcry: Shoots poison at a random enemy. Enemy units near the target are poisoned as well.	3
Freeze Ray	Spell	Freezes enemies in target area for 4sec.	3
Gizmo Ike	Assassin	Charged: Splits into two Gizmo Ikes.	3
Ice Sniper Wendy	Ranged	Charged: Freeze 3 enemies within range for 4sec.	3
Poison	Spell	Poisons enemies in target area.	3
Program Stan	Fighter	Charged: Freeze and damage all enemies	3
Warboy Tweek	Ranged	Warcry: Speed up all allies for 2sec-4sec.	3
Cyborg Kenny	Assassin	Deathwish: Heal and control this unit's killer for 10sec.	4
Marine Craig	Ranged	Warcry: Poisons enemy leader by 5/sec and close by enemies by double this amount.	4
Hyperdrive	Spell	Doubles speed on all allies for 6sec.	4
Mecha Timmy	Ranged	Charged: Control the nearest enemy for 3sec.	4
Mind Control	Spell	Control target enemy for 7sec.	4
Powerfist Dougie	Assassin	Headhunter: Freeze enemy leader with first strike.	4
A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000	Tank	Charged: Freezes nearby enemies with a cosmic stomp.	5
Alien Queen Red	Fighter	Warcry: Throws alien eggs at enemies and poisons them.	5
Sixth Element Randy	Fighter	Charged: Pukes and summons a robot vacuum.	5

Name	Type	Description	Energy Cost
Choirboy Butters	Assassin	Deathwish: Gives you a little extra energy.	2
Power Bind	Spell	Stops enemies in area from charging for 40sec.	2
Purify	Spell	Clears all effects on units in a small area.	2
Angel Wendy	Ranged	Charged: Heal 60 HP to the three closest allies.	3
Friar Jimmy	Fighter	Aura: Regenerates health on nearby allies.	3
Hermes Kenny	Assassin	Deathwish: Double energy gain for 4sec.	3
Poseidon Stan	Fighter	Charged: Slows all enemies for 6sec.	3
Regeneration	Spell	Regenerate health on all allies for 10sec.	3
Zen Cartman	Tank	Charged: Attracts nearby enemies. Namaste.	3
Energy Staff	Totem	Increases the speed that you gain energy.	4
Hallelujah	Spell	Heal all allies and increase their max health.	4
Prophet Dougie	Assassin	Headhunter: If he hits enemy leader, pause enemy's energy generation.	4
The Master Ninjew	Ranged	Warcry: +35 attack to all other allies.	4
Witch Doctor Tolkien	Fighter	Charged: Drains health from nearby enemies.	4
Sexy Nun Randy	Fighter	Charged: Brings a choirboy to the battle.	5
Unholy Combustion	Spell	Deals xxxx damage to an enemy and some to surrounding enemies.	5
Pope Timmy	Ranged	Warcry: Summons the cheapest ally that costs 3 or more from your hand.	5

Name	Type	Description	Energy Cost
Paladin Butters	Assassin	Deathwish: Closest ally or leader becomes invincible for 3sec.	2
Princess Kenny	Assassin	Deathwish: This unit's killer has 0 attack for 5sec.	2
Underpants Gnomes	Assassin	Three sneaky underwear collectors.	2
Canadian Knight Ike	Assassin	Charged: Increases his max health and fully heals.	3
Catapult Timmy	Ranged	Charged: Launches filthy rats at the nearest enemy.	3
Dark Mage Craig	Ranged	Area damage. Warcry: Halves the attack of enemies around the furthest target in range for 6sec.	3
Shieldmaiden Wendy	Fighter	Charged: Becomes invincible for 4sec.	3
Stan the Great	Fighter	Charged: Reduce attack of all enemies for 5sec.	3
Chicken Coop	Totem	Spawns a fresh cock every 4 sec.	4
Dwarf Engineer Dougie	Assassin	Headhunter: +30 attack for every hit	4
Dwarf King Clyde	Fighter	Warcry: Strike nearest enemy with a mighty blow.	4
Kyle of the Drow Elves	Ranged	Charged: All allies gain invincibility for 4sec.	4
Le Bard Jimmy	Fighter	Warcry: Decrease max health of all enemies.	4
Robin Tweek	Ranged	Warcry: Give a random ally a big heath boost.	4
Rogue Tolkien	Fighter	Warcry: Deal damage to nearby enemies.	4
The Amazingly Randy	Ranged	Charged: Summon two magic cocks from thin air!	4
Transmogrify	Spell	Transforms target enemy into a worthless rat.	5
Cock Magic	Spell	Transform 1 random ally or enemy into an angry cock.	6
Grand Wizard Cartman	Tank	Charged: Blasts nearby enemies with super sweet magic!	6

Post-Global Launch Cards[]

Name	Type	Description	Energy Cost
PC Principal	Tank	Knocks back social injustice with PC pushes	4
Mr. Hankey	Assassin	Warcry: Double the Charge rate on all allies for 20 sec.	3
Towelie	Fighter	Aura: Whenever an enemy is in the range of Towelie, they are slowed.	3
Terrance and Phillip	Fighter	Two buddies that fart in the face of adversity.	4
Mr. Mackey	Fighter	Aura: +7 attack boost to friendly kids nearby.	4
Satan	Tank	Warcry: Damage surrounding enemies and allies with hellfire.	6
Santa Claus	Tank	Charged: Fully charge up the power of allies with the spirit of Christmas.	5
Classi	Fighter	Enraged: When at half of base health or less, her base attack triples.	5
President Garrison	Fighter	Area Attacker. Charged: Calls a strike on an enemy (22 damage if leader).	5
Mayor McDaniels	Ranged	Warcry: Resets the charge power of all characters.	4
Firkle	Assassin	Deathwish: Allied Goth Kids get +8 attack	2
Michael	Fighter	Michael and allied goth kids are immune to harmful spells.	3
Pete	Ranged	When Pete or an allied Goth Kid attacks, they heal for a fraction of the damage dealt.	4
Henrietta	Tank	After an allied Goth dies, Henrietta loses 8% health to revive them. Can't die from own power. Can't be revived.	5
Woodland Critters	Ranged	Charged: Kills the closest ally you own, gains their attack (Up to 40) and current health (Up to 315).	3
Scuzzlebutt	Tank	Deathwish: The nearest ally gains immunity to harmful spells and their max health is increased by xxx.	6
Cow Stampede	Fighter	3 Headhunters. Warcry: Plows through enemies on their path. Moo!	5
Future Randy	Tank	Warcry: Warps time, pulling all units in range towards their leader and freezing them for 3 sec. The affected allies are healed by 0.	5

Name	Type	Description	Energy Cost
Buccaneer Bebe	Ranged	When Buccaneer Bebe kills an enemy, increase her attack by 6	4
Incan Craig	Ranged	Warcry: Shoot laser beam towards Enemy Leader, damaging all enemies in the way.	5
Swordsman Garrison	Fighter	Charged: Deals damage to units in front of him.	5
Sharpshooter Shelly	Ranged	Charged: Knockback and damage the nearest enemy in front of her	3
Swashbuckler Red	Fighter	Warcry: Attracts all enemies in range for 10sec.	4
Big Mesquite Murph	Tank	Warcry: His attacks stun kids for 1.3 sec. Charged: Runs to the closest enemy kid.	5
Thunderbird	Fighter	Headhunter. Charged: Automatically strikes nearby enemies, dealing 256 damage.	4
Frontier Bradley	Ranged	Allied fighters have +10 attack. Fighters without area attacks now have area attacks.	3
War Hero Ned	Ranged	When Ned attacks, he heals the closest allied tank by half of his attack.	3
Hunter Jimbo	Tank	Jimbo's attack blast all enemies in front of him and give 7 attack to the closest Ranged ally.	4
Full Moon Sparky	Fighter	Aura: +15 attack to nearby allies. Charged: his leader attracts him with a treat, healing him for 285 when eaten.	4
Arrow Tower	Ranged	Shoots at puny humans below.	3

Name	Type	Description	Energy Cost
Visitors	Ranged	Visitors from another planet	3
Robo Bebe	Ranged	Whenever Robo Bebe kills an enemy, her speed increases.	3
Bounty Hunter Kyle	Ranged	Flying. When this character hits an enemy, all allies gain an attack boost. When this character kills an enemy, heal all allies.	3
Alien Drone	Fighter	Flying. Warcry: Summon a robot vacuum.	4
Four-Assed Monkey	Assassin	Deathwish: Assplosion damages up to 4 random enemies.	3
Sizzler Stuart	Fighter	Warcry: Stun enemies in front for 3.5sec. Increase speed every time he attacks.	4
Space Pilot Bradley	Ranged	Aura: Allied assassins are sped up, and when spawned they stun nearby enemies for 1 sec.	3
Commander Hat	Ranged	Warcry: Orders to kill the closest highest cost ground enemy. Until it dies, allies have +50 attack and speed up.	4
Infiltrator Kevin	Ranged	Kevin's projectiles deal additional damage against frozen or stunned units.	3
Cyborg Tower	Totem	Charged: Triples the attack speed for 8s.	4
Dr. Mephesto	Tank	Charged: Pushes back, stuns and damages the ground enemy unit closest to his leader.	5

Name	Type	Description	Energy Cost
Hercules Clyde	Fighter	Warcry: Runs and hits nearest enemy with a magical force that stops their charge.	3
Medusa Bebe	Ranged	When Medusa Bebe kills an enemy, turn that enemy into a snake that belongs to you.	4
Cupid Cartman	Ranged	Flying, cute, speedy and annoyingly romantic.	3
Imp Tweek	Fighter	Flying. Warcry: Pulls in the furthest enemy in range with a firey tornado, stunning and damaging them for 2 sec.	4
Youth Pastor Craig	Ranged	Warcry: When the microphone hits, prevents enemy New Kid from casting Spells for 30sec.	3
Priest Maxi	Tank	Aura: Regens nearby allies. Enraged: Quadruples the regenerative power.	6
Scout Ike	Assassin	When Ike hits an enemy, gain some energy.	3
Jesus	Ranged	Revives once. Warcry: Heals all nearby allies and forgives all sins.	4
Dark Angel Red	Ranged	Warcry: Kills the nearest ally under half health that costs 5 or less with no self-revive and respawns its card.	3
Archangel Bradley	Fighter	Flying. Allied tanks have +150 max health and enemies near allied tanks are slowed down until Bradley dies.	3
S-WOW Tittybang	Tank	Charged: Runs to the furthest enemy ground unit in range, knocking back anyone in her way. Taunts nearby enemies on arrival.	5

Name	Type	Description	Energy Cost
Blood Elf Bebe	Ranged	Whenever Blood Elf Bebe kills an enemy, her Max HP increases and she heals by 35.	3
Witch Garrison	Fighter	Charged: Slow down enemies in front of him for 10sec.	4
Mr. Slave Executioner	Tank	Enraged: Heal every time HP goes below half. Deathwish: Spawn 2 cocks.	5
Dragonslayer Red	Fighter	Warcry: Halve the health and max health of enemies in front, then halve their attack for 10sec.	4
Elven King Bradley	Fighter	Add +10 attack and increase range of ranged allies when he is on the field.	3
Sorceress Liane	Fighter	Deathwish: Randomly transforms 1 enemies and 1 allies in range into cocks.	5
City Wok Guy	Ranged	Charged: Explodes allied animals, each dealing 90 area damage (45 to leader).	4
Nymph Nichole	Fighter	Gains +5 attack and +23 max health when an animal ally spawns. Warcry: Gains the same for every animal ally.	3
Castle Defender	Totem	Deathwish: Spawns a Crusader.	5
Alchemist Scott	Ranged	Deals 88 area damage to marked targets. Charged: Marks 3 nearest enemy units in range.	4

Name	Type	Description	Energy Cost
Super Fart	Spell	Pushes enemies away from New Kid and deals 40 damage.	2
The Chomper	Trap	Damage and freezes enemies on contact.	2
Fastpass	Fighter	Charged: Targets nearest enemy and damages all enemies in his path.	3
Mosquito	Fighter	Warcry: Summons a flying mosquito swarm that heals Mosquito when it attacks.	3
Toolshed	Fighter	Charged: Disables an enemy trap nearby, otherwise places a Chomper.	3
Human Kite	Ranged	Flying. Charged: Shields allies in an area beneath him for 5sec.	4
Tupperware	Fighter	Immune to abilities, status effects, and spells.	4
Mysterion	Assassin	Deathwish: Revives himself.	5
The Coon	Tank	Teamwork: Get +16 attack for each other superhero ally on the battlefield.	5
Call Girl	Ranged	Warcry: Summons a superhero ally that costs 4 or more from your hand.	6
Professor Chaos	Assassin	Immune to Mindcontrol. Warcry: Deals damage to enemies in front and stun them for 2sec.	3
Lava!	Trap	Damage and slows down enemies walking on it.	3
Doctor Timothy	Ranged	Charged: Lifts the furthest ground unit in range for 4 sec, then slams them down.	4
Captain Diabetes	Fighter	Charged: Doubles current attack and max health for 5 sec of diabetic rage!	2
Mintberry Crunch	Assassin	Flying. Warcry: Nearby allies get 50 max HP for 15 sec. Charged: Deals damage in a line to the furthest enemy.	4
Super Craig	Ranged	Attacks with super punches that hit and push all enemies in front of him.	3
Wonder Tweek	Ranged	Flying. Warcry: Creates a tornado ahead of him that damages and pulls enemies for 5 sec.	4
General Disarray	Assassin	Warcry: Drops Lava! on the furthest ground enemy unit in range and runs to them.	4
Chaos Hamsters	Assassin	Two loyal furballs that are immune to abilities, status effects and spells.	2
Mary Jane Randy	Fighter	Charged: Spawns a Potted Plant that periodically attracts surrounding enemies.	5
Alternate Human Kite	Ranged	Charged: Creates a burst of wind that pushes both enemies and himself back.	3
Changeling Red	Fighter	Charged: Kills the nearest living ground enemy unit in range under a third of their health, and transforms into them.	4
Member Berries	Trap	In 15 seconds, spreads to 3 closest enemies in range. If squashed, deals 120 damage, and spawns a random ally from your hand instead.	5

Non-Playable/Spawnable Cards[]

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	A Cock			Assassin	Just a wee cock.	0
	A Rat			Assassin	Just a wee rat.	0

Name	Rarity	Type	Description
Indian Brave		Fighter	A mean little fighter with an axe!
Indian Hunter	N/A	Ranged	Hunts animals and enemies for a livin'.
Indian Brute	N/A	Tank	The biggest indian kid of them all.

Name	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
Auto-Vacuum		Tank	Tough little robot that loves a clean fight.	0
Cyborg Titan	N/A	Tank	A colossus of cyborg technology.	0
Subzero Titan	N/A	Tank	Charged: Freezes enemies.	5
Toxic Pylon	N/A	Totem	Aura: Poisons nearby units.	0
Space Grunt	N/A	Fighter	A typical space mercenary.	0
Turbo Space Grunt	N/A	Fighter	Charged: Speeds up all allies.	0
Space Gunner	N/A	Ranged	All he needs is his laser gun.	0

Name	Rarity	Type	Description
Snake		Assassin	Slithery and poisonous.
Little Choirboy		Assassin	Those bells really hurt!
Zionist Ranger	N/A	Ranged	Attacks with kosher candles.
Holy Defender	N/A	Totem	Holy flames from above!
Mormon Missionary	N/A	Tank	Knocking on heaven's door!
Healing Fountain	N/A	Totem	Aura: Heals nearby allies.

Name	Rarity	Type	Description
Crusader		Tank	An Armored Brute
Squire	N/A	Fighter	A lowly squire.
Native Hunter	N/A	Ranged	Hail down the arrows!
Rune Totem	N/A	Totem	Aura: Nearby units gain invincibility.

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Mosquito Swarm			Fighter	Flying. Heals itself when it attacks.	0
	Potted Plant			Totem	Attracts surrounding enemies for 3 sec every 5 sec.	0

Unreleased Cards[]

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Chief Runs With Premise		TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
	Premise Running Thin		TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Darwinist Garrison		TBA	TBA	On Play: Minus 10 attack to all enemy Mystical Characters	TBA
	Dark Resurrection			Spell	Brings a random, dead ally back from the dead.	5

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	TBA Annie		TBA	TBA	TBA	TBA
	TBA Scott		TBA	TBA	TBA Scrapped for Alchemist Scott	TBA

Image	Name	Theme	Rarity	Type	Description	Energy Cost
	Spock Garrison			Fighter	TBA Scrapped for Commander Hat	5