"Slippery When Wet" is a song performed by the American band Commodores. It was featured in South Park: The Streaming Wars.
Background[]
The song plays as Randy Marsh irrigates his crops at Tegridy Farms, using large amounts of water and even tapping into reserves, resulting in the flooding of his farm.
Lyrics[]
Listen to me, brothers,
Listen well
Brothers, we got something to tell,
You can't run around bein' a married man,
And takin' care of business very well
You've got to keep yourself together,
If you dig on what you got
'Cause what you got, can sho' nuff mean a lot
If you ain't takin' care of business,
This you must expect,
Love gets slippery when it's wet
You know hangin' loose
Can be outta sight
But hangin' loose,
No, it just ain't right
You see slippin'a, tippin'
Havin' fun ain't no good,
Leavin' homework undone
You've got keep your thing together,
If you dig on what you've got
'Cause what you've got, can sho nuff mean a lot
If you ain't takin' care of business,
This you can expect,
Love gets slippery when it's wet
If you ain't takin' care of business,
This you must expect,
Love gets slippery when it's wet
Uh, come on, come on
Aw, aw
Uh-huh, slippery, slippery
Love gets slippery when it's wet, oh
It'll slip away, yeah
Love gets slippery when it's wet, ooh
Love gets slippery when it's wet,
Slippery, slippery
Love gets slippery when it's wet,
Love gets slippery when it's wet,
Takin' care of business
Love gets slippery when it's wet,
Don't let your love slip away
Love gets slippery when it's wet (huh, come on, yeah)
Love gets slippery when it's wet (uh, come on)
Love gets slippery when it's wet (ow)
Love gets slippery when it's wet,
Love gets slippery when it's wet