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Slaughterhouse is a teenager who appears as Kenny's Magic: The Gathering opponent in the Season Eighteen episode "Cock Magic".


Slaughterhouse plays against Kenny in a Magic: The Gathering tournament that takes place in a shop in South Park. He is shown to be studying his cards hard to make the right moves, but ends up being beaten by Kenny after he uses Serendib Sorcerer unblocked.

His name may indicate that he has had a good winning streak in Magic: The Gathering, although it would have been broken after being defeated by Kenny.


Slaughterhouse has combed brown hair and thin brown eyebrows. He has a tiny bit of visible facial hair. He wears a brown shirt with a black collar and an orange icon on its left side as well as blue pants and black shoes. He also wears brown-rimmed glasses and is slightly overweight.

Minor Characters from Season Eighteen

Al Pacino | Aunt Jemima | Birthday Party Parents | Brandon Carlile | Canadian Minister of Mobile Gaming | Canadian Minister of Sports | Canadian Reporter | CartmanBrah | Cock Magic Promoter | Cock Magic Ring Announcer | Dan Snyder | Dick Dastardly and Muttley | Dotty Applegate | Elon Musk | Elvis Presley Hologram | Gadnuk, Breaker of Worlds | Girls' Volleyball Coach | Hazmat Workers | Iggy Azalea | ISIS | Jeff White | Jerry Jones | J.J. Watt | John Garner | Kindergartner Girl with Brown Pigtails | Kirk Cousins | Kurt Cobain Hologram | Lady Gaga | Lorde | Matthew McConaughey | McNuggets | Michael Jackson Hologram | Miley Cyrus | Minstrel | Mitchell | Nathan's Parents | Neve Campbell | NFL Owners and Presidents | Nicki Minaj | PewDiePie | Possessed Stan Marsh | Record Producer | Robin Williams Hologram | Sia | Slaughterhouse | Steve | Taylor Swift | Tom Vilsack | Tony Bennett | Tupac Shakur Hologram | U2 | Unnamed Interior Designer | Washington Redskins (Football Team) | Washington Redskins (Startup Company) | Wendy Williams
More information: Season Eighteen | List of Minor Characters from Season Eighteen