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For other uses, see John (Disambiguation).

Sir John Harington was a writer as well as the inventor of the modern flush toilet, which he calls his "porcelain toilet machine". He first appeared in the Season Sixteen episode, "Reverse Cowgirl", where he bursted into the courtroom as the attorney from Hoffman and Turk Law Offices performed a "sue-ance".


After Clyde Donovan's mother Betsy died, Jimmy, Stan, and Kyle set out to help him sue Sir John Harington. Upon arrival to Hoffman and Turk Law Offices, they learned that they could sue the dead with a "sue-ance". Although their initial "sue-ances" were unsuccessful, Harington does appear before the county court to demonstrate the proper use of a toilet. Just as what Butters mentions in class, Sir Harington advised everyone that the proper way to sit on a toilet was to face the toilet bowl, as to use it as a shelf for books, quills, and ink.


Sir Harington wears formal attire, consisting of black shoes, light gray pants, a white blouse, a black colonial-style coat, and a brown belt. He has dark brown hair, a brown beard, and a long mustache.

Writer Celebrities
Allen GinsbergEdgar Allan PoeGeorge R. R. MartinHunter S. ThompsonJim LehrerL. Ron HubbardRichard DawkinsSir John Harington
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Historical Celebrities
Abraham LincolnAdolf HitlerAlois and Klara HitlerBenjamin FranklinEdgar Allan PoeEmperor HirohitoGenghis KhanGeorge WashingtonJefferson DavisJesus ChristJohn AdamsJohn DickinsonJohn HancockJohn Wilkes BoothJoseph SmithKublai KhanLucy HarrisMahatma GandhiMao ZedongMartin HarrisMongoliansSaint PatrickSir John HaringtonStephen HopkinsThomas JeffersonUncle Sam
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Minor Characters from Season Sixteen
Alana Thompson | Ambassador of Humans | Belarusian Farmers | Bigfoot Researchers | Boy with Brown Hair | Boy with Green Shirt | Brad Paisley | Bucky Bailey | Bucky Bailey's Bully Buckers | Cash For Gold Sign Holders | Cee Lo Green | Cupid Cartman | Dean | Dr. Mehmet Oz | Elvis Presley | Gems Wholesale Clerks | General Tso | Grandma Stotch | Hoffman and Turk Attorney | India Manufacturing Inc. Workers | James Cameron | Jim Rome | June Shannon | Lance Armstrong | Lorraine | Luke Covina | Maria Sanchez | Michael | Mike Thompson | Mitt Romney | Mr. Billings | Mr. Stevenson | Newt Gingrich | Nichole Daniels | Nick Jabs | Obese Man ("Raising the Bar") | P.F. Pityef | Pharaoh of Egypt | Professor Lamont | Randy Newman | Rick Santorum | Roger Goodell | Ron Paul | Sir John Harington | Talking Cat | Thad ("Insecurity") | The Redbox Killers | Toilet Safety Administration

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