South Park Archives
Advertisement

Simon Hankey is one of Mr. Hankey's children. He is of low intelligence, due to him being born with a peanut in his head. He appears in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas", and South Park: The Stick of Truth.

Appearance[]

Simon is a talking piece of excrement that has a peanut stuck in his head, and like the rest of his family has gloves on.

Personality[]

In his debut appearance, Simon seems to be mentally challenged as a result of being born with a peanut lodged in his head. However, by South Park: The Stick of Truth, Simon is now speaking in full sentences and seems to be a bit more intelligent.

South Park: The Stick of Truth[]

As part of Mr. Hankey's quest in the sewer, the New Kid must rescue Simon from a group of rats trying to eat his nut. Here, it is shown that he is capable of complete speech.

Prominence[]

References[]


Minor Characters from Season Four
5th graders | Alice | Alinicia | Amber Hankey | Autumn Hankey | Bill Cosby | Billy | Billy Circlovich | Billy Harris | Boy with Huge Glasses | Cartman Impostor | Chad | Chad's Parents | Charlie Rose | Cheech and Chong | Chris | Christina Aguilera | Cornwallis Hankey | Dr. Roberts | Dr. Shay | Escaped Convict | Estella | Fidel Castro | Filmore Anderson | Fingerbang | Flora Larsen | Geeky Computer Guys | The Ghetto Avenue Boys | Gobbles | Hansen | Herbert Pocket | Horace Sanders | Howard Stern | James Taylor | Jeffrey Maynard | Jenny | Jenny's Parents | Joe Gargery | Johnny Knoxville | JonBenét Ramsey | Lamond | Linda Cotner | Loogie | Loogie's Associates | Mall Manager | Mark Cotner | Miss Havisham | Miss Information | Mr. Harris | Mr. Sanders | Mr. Wyland | Mrs. Anderson | Mrs. Joe Gargery | Mrs. Harris | Mrs. Sanders | Mrs. Vladchik | NAMBLA | Pete Thelman | Phil Collins | Quaid | Quintuplets | Rich Kid in Cherry Creek | Rick and Susan Tyler | Rick Watts | Robby | Romanian Father | Romanian Guards | Romper Stomper | Rookie Security Guard | Rosie O'Donnell | Sally Bands | Scott Evans | Security Guard | Simon Hankey | Sister Anne | Steve | Tom Foley | Tom Green | Tony | Ugly Girl | VH1 Anchor | Walter Matthau | Weasel | Woman with Pink Dress

More information: List of Minor Characters from Season Four | Season Four

Advertisement