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Simon Hankey is one of Mr. Hankey's children. He is of low intelligence, due to him being born with a peanut in his head. He appears in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas", and South Park: The Stick of Truth.


Simon is a talking piece of excrement that has a peanut stuck in his head, and like the rest of his family has gloves on.


In his debut appearance, Simon seems to be mentally challenged as a result of being born with a peanut lodged in his head. However, by South Park: The Stick of Truth, Simon is now speaking in full sentences and seems to be a bit more intelligent.

South Park: The Stick of Truth[]

As part of Mr. Hankey's quest in the sewer, the New Kid must rescue Simon from a group of rats trying to eat his nut. Here, it is shown that he is capable of complete speech.



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