Simon Hankey is one of Mr. Hankey's children. He is very dumb due to him being born with a peanut in his head. He appears in the Season Four episode, "A Very Crappy Christmas", and South Park: The Stick of Truth.


Simon is a talking piece of excrement that has a peanut stuck in it, and like the rest of his family has gloves on.


Simon seems to be mentally challenged and extremely happy.


South Park: The Stick of Truth

As part of Mr. Hankey's quest in the sewer, you must rescue Simon from a group of rats trying to eat his nut. Here, it is shown that he is capable of complete speech.


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