The Cynics
The Secret Society of Cynics is a group of freedom fighters out to destroy the world as they see it, literally full of shit. They claim that this may have been caused by "aliens, robots from the future or whatever f*** you". The leader is a man that looks and acts similiar to Morpheus of the Matrix films. They recruit Stan into their group therapy for persons with Aspergers Syndrome, only to tell him the secret of coping with the "world of illusion" is to drink alcohol. The Cynics' Head Quarters is at the Asperger's Research Center. Most of their members were killed at Kyle's residence while fighting the fast food corporations while drunk.