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The Secret Society of Cynics appeared in the episode "Ass Burgers". They are a group of freedom fighters who set out to destroy the illusory world as they see it, which is literally full of shit. The Cynics' headquarters is located at the Asperger's Research Center. They claim that the deception pervading the world was caused by, as they say, "aliens, robots from the future, or whatever, fuck you". The leader, and other patients, look and act similar to Morpheus and some of the various other characters from The Matrix films.

They recruit Stan into their group therapy for persons with Asperger syndrome, only to tell him the secret of coping with the "world of illusion" is to drink alcohol. Most of their members were killed at Kyle's residence while fighting the fast-food corporations while being drunk.

The Cynic Leader, the one who is dressed like Morpheus, from The Matrix series, is seen at first as a counselor or doctor, as he talks to Sharon Marsh about Asperger syndrome.

Appearance

The Cynics ambush The Restaurant Chain at Cartman Burger.

Each member of the Cynics has an appropriate counterpart in the Matrix trilogy, such as Morpheus, Trinity, and Niobe. They each dress in mostly black clothing, have exaggerated hair styles, and wear dark sunglasses.

Trivia

  • The Morpheus character is voiced by Trey Parker. [1]
  • The other characters in the Cynics are voiced by both Trey Parker and Matt Stone. [1]

References


Minor Characters from Season Fifteen
Betsy MacIntosh | Bishop of Banff | Broadway Bros | Canadian Prime Minister | Chase | Christian Wulff | Crack babies | Crack Baby Athletic Association (CBAA) | Dane Cook | Daniel | David Sawitzky | David Spade | David Weatherhead | Dean Howland | Duck President | Eugene Levy | Funnybot | Giant Reptilian Bird | Jacob Hallery | Jessica Pinkerton | Junichi Takiyama | Kevin James | Larry Feegan | Michael Moore | Miles Standish | Mr. Adams | Mr. Feegan | Mr. Peters | Mrs. Feegan | Ms. Bronski | Muscleman Marc | Natalie Portman | President's Council on Fitness, Sports & Nutrition representative | Prince and Princess of Canada | Rebecca Turnod | Russell Brand | Sarah McLachlan | Secret Society of Cynics | Selena Gomez | Slash | Stephen Tamill | Steve Jobs | Tooth Decay | Two farmers | Tyler Perry | U.S. Border Patrol | Vernon Trumski | Wayne D | Mr. and Mrs. Weatherhead | Mr. and Mrs. Whipple | Wikileaks | Zach Galifianakis

See Also: List of minor characters from Season Fifteen | Season Fifteen