Season Thirteen

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Main article: List of Episodes

Season Thirteen began on March 11, 2009. It contained fourteen episodes, like its predecessor and aired in two halves with seven episodes at spring of 2009 and the other seven towards the end of the year at fall. The second half began on October 7, 2009. In Canada, the season premiered on March 13.

Episodes

Screenshot	Title	Air Date	Code	#
	"The Ring"	March 11, 2009	1301	182
	Thinking it's his way into her heart and other body parts, Kenny takes his new girlfriend to a Jonas Brothers concert. His dream of taking their relationship to the next level is crushed with the Jonas Brothers giving them purity rings.
File:TheCoon-Preview.jpg	"The Coon"	March 18, 2009	1302	183
	The Coon rises from the trash and takes his place as a lone vigilante.
	"Margaritaville"	March 25, 2009	1303	184
	The economy is making everyone's life difficult, but Randy has a solution.
	"Eat, Pray, Queef"	April 1, 2009	1304	185
	There is a new television series which freaks the boys out, called The Queef Sisters.
File:1305 press image 1.jpg	"Fishsticks"	April 8, 2009	1305	186
	Cartman decides to help Jimmy with his comedy routine. Everyone loves the new joke they come up with. The joke starts to take off and it even hits all the late night talk shows. The boys are thrilled with how popular it’s become until somebody tries to take all the credit.
	"Pinewood Derby"	April 15, 2009	1306	187
	Randy is determined that Stan will win this year's Pinewood Derby. He comes up with a plan that will assure Stan a first place trophy.
File:1307 image 1.jpg	"Fatbeard"	April 22, 2009	1307	188
	Butters and a small group of recruits join Cartman in his dream of living on skull island where they will frolic in crystal clear waterfalls and discover buried treasure. Cartman promises that paradise awaits if they can just get to Somalia.
File:1308.jpg	"Dead Celebrities"	October 7, 2009	1308	189
	Ike is being tormented by paranormal forces. Kyle brings in professional ghost hunters to help save his little brother.
File:1309-3-.jpg	"Butters' Bottom Bitch"	October 14, 2009	1309	190
	Butters is determined to get his first kiss so his friends won't make fun of him anymore.
	"W.T.F."	October 21, 2009	1310	191
	The boys decide to take up wrestling.
	"Whale Whores"	October 28, 2009	1311	192
	Stan joins the whale wars crew and fights against the Japanese protecting the world's whales and dolphins.
	"The F Word"	November 4, 2009	1312	193
	The boys fight back against the loud and obnoxious Motorcycle Riders that are disrupting everyone in South Park.
	"Dances with Smurfs"	November 11, 2009	1313	194
	Cartman takes over the morning announcements and uses his new position to attack Wendy.
File:Screen shot 2010-11-01 at 5.41.20 PM.png	"Pee"	November 18, 2009	1314	195
	The boys and Jimmy visit the "Pi Pi Waterland" and experience a urine catastrophe in a parody of 2012.
Season Thirteen

Trivia

• All episodes in season 13 where rated TV-MA L