The Romanian Guards appeared in "Quintuplets 2000", where they attempted to send the Quintuplets and their grandmother home. They were presumably killed in a boating accident later in the episode.


Guard One (left)

Guard One has brown hair, messy eyebrows, and various facial wrinkles. He wears a black, button-up coat with brown trim, a square, brown hat, black tie, a white shirt, and gray pants.

Guard Two (right)

Guard Two has black hair, thick eyebrows, and a "five o'clock shadow". He wears a black, button-up coat, white shirt, black tie, and light gray pants.


They seem patriotic, staying loyal to Romania despite experiencing firsthand how much richer the U.S.A is. They also seem uncaring, trying to make the Quintuplets and their grandmother go back to Romania even though they were simply trying to have a better life.

Minor Characters from Season Four
5th graders (Fourth Grade) | Alice | Alinicia | Amber Hankey | Autumn Hankey | Bill Cosby | Billy Circlovich | Billy Harris | Cartman Impostor | Chad | Chad's Parents | Charlie Rose | Cheech and Chong | Chris | Christina Aguilera | Cornwallis Hankey | Dr. Roberts | Dr. Shay | Escaped Convict | Estella | Fidel Castro | Filmore Anderson | Fingerbang | Flora Larsen | The Ghetto Avenue Boys | Gobbles | Horace Sanders | Howard Stern | James Taylor | Jeffrey Maynard | Jenny | Jenny's Parents | Joe Gargery | Johnny Knoxville | JonBenét Ramsey | Lamond | Linda Cotner | Loogie | Loogie's Associates | Mark Cotner | Miss Havisham | Miss Information | Mr. Sanders | Mr. Wyland | Mrs. Anderson | Mrs. Joe Gargery | Mrs. Sanders | Mrs. Vladchik | NAMBLA | Pete Thelman (3rd grader) | Phil Collins | Pocket | Quaid | Quintuplets | Rich Kid in Cherry Creek | Rick and Susan Tyler | Robby | Romanian Father | Romanian Guards | Romper Stomper | Rosie O'Donnell | Sally Bands | Scott Evans | Security Guard | Simon Hankey | Sister Anne | Star Trek Nerds | Steve | Tom Foley | Tom Green | Tony | Walter Matthau | Weasel

See Also: List of Minor Characters from Season Four | Season Four

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