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Sir Roderick David Stewart is a British rock and pop singer, songwriter and record producer. He makes his first appearance in the Season Three episode, "Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus".


In the episode, to welcome the new millennium, Jesus Christ gets Rod Stewart to perform a New Year's concert in Las Vegas and invites everyone. Jesus visits Stewart at his mansion in preparation for the concert and is welcomed by his agent. When Stewart is brought in by his nurse, Jesus is shocked to see the state he is in. He is wheelchair-bound, barely able to mumble his words, and suffers from fecal incontinence where he frequently "poops his pants". He is very dependent on his nurse who treats him in a very undignified, condescending manner.

At the millennium concert, Stewart is barely able to sing; he can only mumble "O-oh". He soils himself again and his nurse comes on stage to attend to him. The audience gets very upset and prepares to crucify Jesus once more.

Rod Stewart also appears in the background of "200" and "201" as one of the celebrities suing South Park.


He looks very elderly, with an extreme amount of facial wrinkles, sunken-in cheeks, liver spots, as well as being confined to a wheelchair. He wears a black coat with a marble-like pattern of white streaking through it and a purple shirt.



Minor characters from Season Three
Alan the security guard | Anchorman | Boy with dark green shirt and glasses | Cleo Broflovski | Costa Rican President | Deejay | Dio | Doctor Lout | DOI agents | Dr. Spookalot | Emperor Hirohito | Foreman | Garth | Genghis Khan | Getting Gay With Kids | God | Haman | Helen | Herbert Garrison Sr. | Jake | Jakovasaur | Jew Scouts | Kelly | Kenny G | Korn | Mailman | Mark Cotswolds | Mark the security guard | Marklar | Moses | Mr. Adler's girlfriend | Mr. Cotswolds | Mr. Derp | Herbert Garrison Sr.'s drinking buddies | Mrs. Cotswolds | Mrs. Garrison Senior | Ms. Stevens | New York kids | Nibblet | Nurse with red hair | Pablo | Pearl | Peetie the Sexual Harassment Panda | People's Army leader | People's Army soldiers | Pirate Ghosts | Randy's friends | Rebecca Cotswolds | Red Harris | Rod Stewart | Schlomo | Skyler Morse | Tommy Turner | Veronica | Yanagopa tribe | Yoko Ono

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