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Rick Tellmore is a South Park resident who waits outside the South Park Mall for Black Friday sales. He appears in the Season Seventeen episode, "Titties and Dragons".


A reporter interviews Tellmore who has been waiting outside the mall for over six days. While waiting, Tellmore and his family were starving so they drew straws. He ate his 5-year-old son, who drew the shorted straw, in order to maintain his position in line for a $20 Blu-ray player. He then goes on to sing "I Ate My Son 'Fer A Blu-Ray Player" to bring the Christmas spirit to the idea of eating his own son.


Rick Tellmore wears white tennis shoes, blue jeans, and a gray hooded sweater under a brown jacket. He is mostly balding, with gray hair on the sides and back of his head. He also wears a brown hat.

Minor Characters from Season Seventeen

Aaron Hagen | Alec Baldwin | Anderson Cooper | Cable Company Worker | Canadian Therapist | Chief Joe | Coach Miles | Cody | Corey Lanskin | DMV Workers | Edgar Allan Poe | George R. R. Martin | George Zimmerman | Ginger Cow | Howard Flannigan | Jehovah's Witnesses | Man with Brown Jacket | Michael's Parents | Mr. Biggle | Mr. Hagen | Mrs. Zimmerman | National Security Agency | Nelly's Mom | Niles Lawson | Obese Woman Shopper | Old Cap | Pat Conners | Princess Kenny | Rick | Rick Tellmore | Ryan | Sarah Flannigan | Sinéad O'Connor | Steve Ballmer | Tammy Thompson | Terry | Terry's Wife | The Sony President | Thompson | Unnamed Black Vampire | Van Halen | Yo Gabba Gabba
More information: Season Seventeen | List of Minor Characters from Season Seventeen