Changes: Reverse Cowgirl/Script

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Script

Cast

Stan
Kyle
Cartman
Clyde
Betsy Donovan
John Donovan
Randy Marsh
Butters
Jimmy
Randy
Gerald Broflovski
Shelia Brovlovski
Steven Stotch
Linda Stotch

Script

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	[The Donovan house. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Clyde are playing football in front of the house.]
Stan:	Throw it here! Throw it here! [Clyde throws the ball.] Yeah! Nice one, Clyde! [Clyde's mom shouts through the window.]
Betsy:	Clyde! Clyde! Clyde, get up here! Hurry! [Clyde runs in with panic. The boys follow him.]
	[Betsy is waiting Clyde in the bathroom with an angry expression. CLyde comes in followed by the boys.]
Betsy:	What is that?
Clyde:	A toilet.
Betsy:	That's right. It's a toilet, Clyde. And where is the toilet seat? It's up, because you left it up, again! We've ben through this countless times, Clyde.
Clyde:	Okay mom, just not in front of my friends okay?
Betsy:	No, not okay. Because you aren't getting the message! What if I'd fallen in? Start listening to me! Put it down! Put it down! [Clyde hurriedly puts it down. Betsy walks to the door] Thank you. [Clyde stands alone, embarrased.]
Cartman:	[whistles] Dude, that sucks, Clyde. A mom shouldn't be able to put rules on toilet-time like that. Toilet-time is the last bastion of American freedom.
Kyle:	Is your mom always lije that dude?
Clyde:	Look, could you guys just not say anything about this in school, please?
Cartman:	[puts his arm on Clyde] Of course, man. It's cool.
	[South Park Elementary, day. The kids are in class.]
Cartman:	[imitating Clyde's mom] Clyde, Clyde! What have I told you about pissing on the seat? And Clyde's all like "Ah, okay mom, fuck! Not in front of my friends! [He laughs, Butters joins him.]
Kyle:	Cartman, it was actually really lame.
Cartman	I know, right. Women are just jealous 'cause they have to sit outwards to pee and crap.
Butters:	[laughs] Wait a minute! You're supposed to poop on the toilet facing out? [looks around] But I thought you sit on the toilet this way. [demonstrates by sitting backwards on his chair] So that you have that nice little shelf for your comics and chocolate milk. Well, because you got the flusher right here. No? [turns around] Oh jeez, that's embarrassing.
Betsy:	[offscreen] Clyde! Clyde! [comes in] There you are!
Clyde:	Mom?
Betsy:	Clyde Donovan, you come home this instance!
Clyde:	Why?
Betsy:	What have I told you about putting the toilet seat down after you go to the bathroom?
Clyde:	Mom, I'm in class.
Betsy:	How many times do I have to tell you Clyde? I was trying to get ready for work and the toilet seat was up, again.
Roger:	No, Roger! It's a disgusting habit and I'm sick and tired of it. If I had sat down, I would have gotten toilet water all over my vagina.
Butters:	My grandma is from Virginia.
Betsy:	You're coming home right now, and you're putting the seat down where it belongs. Let's go.
Clyde:	[Looks down, goes out half-heartedly.]
	[End of Reverse Cowgirl.]

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 ==Cast==
+*Stan
-*Clyde Donovan
+*Kyle
+*Cartman
+*Clyde
 *Betsy Donovan
 *John Donovan
 *Randy Marsh
 *Butters
-*Stan
-*Kyle
-*Cartman
 *Jimmy
 *Randy
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 ==Script==
 {{Script}}
+{|class="wikitable" border="1" width="100%"
+!
+| bgcolor="#{{Color3}}"|''[The Donovan house. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny and Clyde are playing football in front of the house.]''
+|-
+!Stan:
+|Throw it here! Throw it here! ''[Clyde throws the ball.]'' Yeah! Nice one, Clyde! ''[Clyde's mom shouts through the window.]''
+|-
+!Betsy:
+|Clyde! Clyde! Clyde, get up here! Hurry! ''[Clyde runs in with panic. The boys follow him.]''
+|-
+!
+| bgcolor="#{{Color3}}"|''[Betsy is waiting Clyde in the bathroom with an angry expression. CLyde comes in followed by the boys.]''
+|-
+!Betsy:
+|What is that?
+|-
+!Clyde:
+|A toilet.
+|-
+!Betsy:
+|That's right. It's a toilet, Clyde. And where is the toilet seat? It's up, because you left it up, again! We've ben through this countless times, Clyde.
+|-
+!Clyde:
+|Okay mom, just not in front of my friends okay?
+|-
+!Betsy:
+|No, not okay. Because you aren't getting the message! What if I'd fallen in? Start listening to me! Put it down! Put it down! ''[Clyde hurriedly puts it down. Betsy walks to the door]'' Thank you. ''[Clyde stands alone, embarrased.]''
+|-
+!Cartman:
+|''[whistles]'' Dude, that sucks, Clyde. A mom shouldn't be able to put rules on toilet-time like that. Toilet-time is the last bastion of American freedom.
+|-
+!Kyle:
+|Is your mom always lije that dude?
+|-
+!Clyde:
+|Look, could you guys just not say anything about this in school, please?
+|-
+!Cartman:
+|''[puts his arm on Clyde]'' Of course, man. It's cool.
+|-
+!
+| bgcolor="#{{Color3}}"|''[South Park Elementary, day. The kids are in class.]''
+|-
+!Cartman:
+|''[imitating Clyde's mom]'' Clyde, Clyde! What have I told you about pissing on the seat? And Clyde's all like "Ah, okay mom, fuck! Not in front of my friends! ''[He laughs, Butters joins him.]''
+|-
+!Kyle:
+|Cartman, it was actually really lame.
+|-
+!Cartman
+|I know, right. Women are just jealous 'cause they have to sit outwards to pee and crap.
+|-
+!Butters:
+|''[laughs]'' Wait a minute! You're supposed to poop on the toilet facing out? ''[looks around]'' But I thought you sit on the toilet this way. ''[demonstrates by sitting backwards on his chair]'' So that you have that nice little shelf for your comics and chocolate milk. Well, because you got the flusher right here. No? ''[turns around]'' Oh jeez, that's embarrassing.
+|-
+!Betsy:
+|''[offscreen]'' Clyde! Clyde! ''[comes in]'' There you are!
+|-
+!Clyde:
+|Mom?
+|-
+!Betsy:
+|Clyde Donovan, you come home this instance!
+|-
+!Clyde:
+|Why?
+|-
+!Betsy:
+|What have I told you about putting the toilet seat down after you go to the bathroom?
+|-
+!Clyde:
+|Mom, I'm in class.
+|-
+!Betsy:
+|How many times do I have to tell you Clyde? I was trying to get ready for work and the toilet seat was up, again.
+|-
+!Roger:
+|No, Roger! It's a disgusting habit and I'm sick and tired of it. If I had sat down, I would have gotten toilet water all over my vagina.
+|-
+!Butters:
+|My grandma is from Virginia.
+|-
+!Betsy:
+|You're coming home right now, and you're putting the seat down where it belongs. Let's go.
+|-
+!Clyde:
+|''[Looks down, goes out half-heartedly.]''
+|-
+!
+| bgcolor="#{{Color3}}"|''[End of '''Reverse Cowgirl'''.]''
+|}
 [[Category:Scripts from Season Sixteen]]