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The Retarded Fish is a character who appears in the Season Sixteen episode "A Scause For Applause".


After Stan goes on The Charlie Rose Show to defend himself for refusing to cut off his WWJD wristband despite the controversy, the retarded fish comes in to defend Stan and have an argument with Chris Martin, who is against Stan for wearing the wristband.


The retarded fish is a cross-eyed goldfish wearing a pink bicycle helmet. He lives in a small, round fishbowl. While he was initially heard babbling to the questions asked on the show, he is capable of speaking clearly when asked if he had anything to add.