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"Red Hot Catholic Love"
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Episode no.	Season 6; Episode 8
Production no.	608
Original airdate	July 3, 2002
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"Red Hot Catholic Love" is the eighth episode of Season Six, and the 87th overall episode of South Park. It aired on July 3, 2002.^[1]

Synopsis

Father Maxi travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, Cartman discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.

Plot

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Plot details follow.

The parents of South Park are a bit concerned when Father Maxi informs them about the Young Men's Catholic Retreat and agree that they don't want their kids to go. They also decide to have a counselor talk to the boys to find out if the priest had been molesting them. Exhibiting no discretion or sensitivity regarding the topic, the counselor asks them straight out, "Did Father Maxi, at any time, ever try to put something in your butt?" Having never been abused by Father Maxi, the boys are suitably baffled by what she was talking about and begin to wonder why she would ask them such a thing. Cartman has a "brilliant" idea, reasoning what she meant was that it could be possible that by eating food through the rectum, you can defecate through the mouth. The other boys (especially Kyle) think it is stupid and disgusting, and Cartman bets him $20 it will work. Meanwhile, all the parents decide to become atheists, as a means of protest to their children being allegedly molested.

Meanwhile, Maxi has gathered a meeting of Catholic priests to discuss the problem of child molestation. Maxi is appalled by such behavior and wants it to cease entirely, but all the other priests want to continue molesting young boys and instead want to stop the boys who were molested from telling others about what happened to them. Maxi decides he has to go to the Vatican. Once there, he quickly finds the same: priests from all over the world are molesting children. They claim the "Holy Document of Vatican Law" does not prohibit the behavior, so Maxi wants to change the law. The Cardinal tells him that the Document cannot be changed as no one knows where it is, so Maxi decides to try and find the document.

Cartman ultimately does defecate out his mouth, winning the bet and continually boasts the fact to Kyle, who becomes increasingly more angered by it. News of this spreads, and it is concluded nationwide that the method of eating is much healthier (with the surgeon general basing that on "absolutely nothing"). The adults of South Park immediately adopt the new method of eating and even start passing trash cans around at social situations to openly collect the waste, completely disregarding the previously long-held custom that defecation should occur in private. Meanwhile, Kyle has lost his patience with Cartman's incessant boasting and tells Cartman that he accepts the fact that he beat him fairly. This angers Cartman, as he wanted to hold the victorious bet over Kyle's head indefinitely.

Maxi searches through the lower levels of the Vatican and goes through a gauntlet in order to reach the Holy Document. He gets to it and takes it back. Pope John Paul II says they must first consult the highest power. He summons the "Queen Spider," which declares that the Holy Document of Vatican Law cannot be changed. Maxi finally snaps and tears the Document in two. The building begins to crumble. Maxi stands in front of the ruins and tells everyone that Catholicism is not about the Holy Document of Vatican Law, molestation, or Queen Spiders, but about being a good person. He says that by clouding the moral lessons of the Bible with needless ceremony, the Vatican has caused people to reject religion and argues that "when they have no mythology to live their lives by, they just start spewing a bunch of crap out of their mouths." The parents, watching this on TV, realize their mistake and decide to stop shoving food up their butts and start going to church again.

References

↑ Red Hot Catholic Love (Season 6, Episode 8) - Episode Guide. southparkstudios.com.

608: "Red Hot Catholic Love"

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Story Elements

Priest Maxi • Pope John Paul II • Queen Spider • Gelgameks • Vatican City • "The Catholic Boat"

Media

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Release

South Park: The Complete Sixth Season • The Passion of the Jew • South Park The Hits: Volume 1

[1] Red Hot Catholic Love (Season 6, Episode 8) - Episode Guide. southparkstudios.com.

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-==Plot==
+==Synopsis==
-The parents of South Park are a bit concerned when [[Priest Maxi|Father Maxi]] informs them about the Young Men's Catholic Retreat and agree that they don't want their kids to go. They also decide to have a counselor talk to the boys to find out if the priest had been molesting them. Exhibiting no discretion or sensitivity regarding the topic, the counselor asks them straight out, "Did Father Maxi, at any time, ever try to put something in your butt?" Having never been abused by Father Maxi, the boys are suitably baffled by what she was talking about, and begin to wonder why she would ask them such a thing. [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] has a "brilliant" idea, reasoning what she meant was that it could be possible that eating food through the rectum can cause defecation through the mouth. The other boys (especially [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]]) think it is stupid and disgusting, and Cartman bets him $20 it will work. Meanwhile, all the parents decide to become atheists, as a means of protest to their children being allegedly molested.
+[[Priest Maxi|Father Maxi]] travels to the Vatican to confront the growing problem of priests molesting children. Meanwhile, [[Eric Cartman|Cartman]] discovers that it is possible to crap out of your mouth.
+==Plot==
-Meanwhile, Maxi has gathered a meeting of Catholic priests to discuss the problem of child molestation. Maxi is appalled by such behavior and wants it to cease entirely, but the other priests want to continue molesting the boys, but stop the boys from telling. Maxi decides he has to go to the Vatican. Once there, he quickly finds the same: priests from all over the world are molesting children. They claim the "Holy Document of Vatican Law" does not prohibit the behavior, so Maxi wants to change the law. The Cardinal tells him that the Document cannot be changed as no one knows where it is. Maxi decides to try and find it.
+{{spoiler}}
+The parents of South Park are a bit concerned when Father Maxi informs them about the Young Men's Catholic Retreat and agree that they don't want their kids to go. They also decide to have a counselor talk to the boys to find out if the priest had been molesting them. Exhibiting no discretion or sensitivity regarding the topic, the counselor asks them straight out, "Did Father Maxi, at any time, ever try to put something in your butt?" Having never been abused by Father Maxi, the boys are suitably baffled by what she was talking about and begin to wonder why she would ask them such a thing. Cartman has a "brilliant" idea, reasoning what she meant was that it could be possible that by eating food through the rectum, you can defecate through the mouth. The other boys (especially [[Kyle Broflovski|Kyle]]) think it is stupid and disgusting, and Cartman bets him $20 it will work. Meanwhile, all the parents decide to become atheists, as a means of protest to their children being allegedly molested.
-Cartman ultimately does defecate out his mouth, winning the bet and continually boasts the fact to Kyle, who becomes increasingly more angered by it. News of this spreads, and it is concluded nationwide that the method of eating is much healthier (with the surgeon general basing that on "absolutely nothing"). The adults of South Park immediately adopt the new method of eating, and even start passing trash cans around at social situations to openly collect the waste, completely disregarding the previously long-held custom that defecation should occur in private. Meanwhile, Kyle has lost his patience with Cartman's incessant boasting and tells Cartman that he accepts the fact that he beat him fairly. This angers Cartman, as he wanted to hold the victorious bet over Kyle's head indefinitely.
-Maxi searches through the lower levels of the Vatican, and goes through a gauntlet in order to reach the Holy Document. He gets to it and takes it back. [[Pope John Paul II]] says they must first consult the highest power. He summons the "Queen Spider," which declares that the Holy Document of Vatican Law cannot be changed. Maxi finally snaps and tears the Document in two. The building begins to crumble. Maxi stands in front of the ruins, and tells everyone that Catholicism is not about the Holy Document of Vatican Law, molestation, or Queen Spiders, but about being a good person. He says by clouding the moral lessons of the Bible with needless ceremony, the Vatican has caused people to reject religion and argues that "when they have no mythology to live their lives by, they just start spewing a bunch of crap out of their mouths." The parents, watching this on TV, realize their mistake and decide to stop shoving food up their butts and start going to church again.
-==Trivia==
-*"''The Catholic Boat''" is a parody of ''The Love Boat''.
-*The great Queen Spider worshiped as God is possibly a reference to the 1970s ''Doctor Who'' serial "Planet of the Spiders." {{Fact|date=June 2007}}
-*The Queen Spider appears in [[Imaginationland Episode II]]
-*The old monk in the St. Peter's catacombs, and especially the line "What do you seek, Father?" is a reference to the [[Monty Python]] movie ''Monty Python and the Holy Grail''.{{Fact|date=June 2007}}
-* When Father Maxi is running through the path to get the Catholic rules document, the visuals are a direct parody of the game Pitfall!
-*"RABBLE, RABBLE, RABBLE" is used later in "[[I'm a Little Bit Country]]."
-*The Gelgamek cardinal sounds very much like [[General Plymkin]]
-==External links ==
-*[http://www.imsdb.com/transcripts/South-Park-Red-Hot-Catholic-Love.html Transcript of this episode]
-*[http://spscriptorium.com/Season6/E608secrets.htm]
-==Hidden Visitor(s)==
-When the obelisk crumbles a black visitor stands on top of it.
-==Quotes==
-:'''Chef''': Hello there, children.
-:'''Stan''': Chef, what would a priest want to stick up my butt?
-:'''Chef''': ...Goodbye.<hr width="50%" />
-:'''Bishop''': Oh, Great Queen Spider, we wish to change one of the vatican laws.
-:'''Queen Spider''': No, the Vatican laws cannot be changed, so sayeth the spider.<hr width="50%" />
-:'''Kyle''': Cartman, that's the dumbest thing you've ever said... this week.<hr width="50%" />
-:'''Priest''': Father, uh, having sex with boys is part of the Catholic priest's way of life.<hr width="50%" />
-:'''Father Maxi''': Well maybe we could change the law to say that its okay for a Priest to have sex... with women.
-:'''Congregation of Cardinals:''' AHHH RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!
-:'''Gilgamek Cardinal''': The Gilgamek vagina is three feet wide and filled with razor sharp teeth. Do you really expect us to have sex with them!?
-:'''Father Maxi''': ...Right, maybe we should forget about the Gelgamek's for right now
-:'''Gilgamek Cardinal''': FORGET ABOUT THE GELGAMEK'S!?!?
-:'''Gilgamek Cardinals''': AHHH RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE!!Lyrics to The Catholic Boat Song
-==The Catholic Boat==
-The song appears in a thought (which is a parody of the Love Boat sequence) that [[Randy Marsh|Randy]] has after hearing about the trip that Father Maxi has planned. It cuts out after he has an image of a Catholic priest gently touching Stan's head and face. Randy screams after it cuts.
+Meanwhile, Maxi has gathered a meeting of Catholic priests to discuss the problem of child molestation. Maxi is appalled by such behavior and wants it to cease entirely, but all the other priests want to continue molesting young boys and instead want to stop the boys who were molested from telling others about what happened to them. Maxi decides he has to go to the Vatican. Once there, he quickly finds the same: priests from all over the world are molesting children. They claim the "Holy Document of Vatican Law" does not prohibit the behavior, so Maxi wants to change the law. The Cardinal tells him that the Document cannot be changed as no one knows where it is, so Maxi decides to try and find the document.
-The Catholic Boat...
+Cartman ultimately does defecate out his mouth, winning the bet and continually boasts the fact to Kyle, who becomes increasingly more angered by it. News of this spreads, and it is concluded nationwide that the method of eating is much healthier (with the surgeon general basing that on "absolutely nothing"). The adults of South Park immediately adopt the new method of eating and even start passing trash cans around at social situations to openly collect the waste, completely disregarding the previously long-held custom that defecation should occur in private. Meanwhile, Kyle has lost his patience with Cartman's incessant boasting and tells Cartman that he accepts the fact that he beat him fairly. This angers Cartman, as he wanted to hold the victorious bet over Kyle's head indefinitely.
-It's gonna be heading on out today...
+Maxi searches through the lower levels of the Vatican and goes through a gauntlet in order to reach the Holy Document. He gets to it and takes it back. [[Pope John Paul II]] says they must first consult the highest power. He summons the "[[Queen Spider]]," which declares that the Holy Document of Vatican Law cannot be changed. Maxi finally snaps and tears the Document in two. The building begins to crumble. Maxi stands in front of the ruins and tells everyone that Catholicism is not about the Holy Document of Vatican Law, molestation, or Queen Spiders, but about being a good person. He says that by clouding the moral lessons of the Bible with needless ceremony, the Vatican has caused people to reject religion and argues that "when they have no mythology to live their lives by, they just start spewing a bunch of crap out of their mouths." The parents, watching this on TV, realize their mistake and decide to stop shoving food up their butts and start going to church again.
-The Catholic Boat...
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-Time to throw all your cares away...
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