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"Forging Alliances/Script" | "Recruit the Girls/Script" | "Pose as Bebe's Boyfriend/Script" | 
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Cast[]
Script[]
| Recruit the Girls | |
| Upon accepting the quest to recruit the girls into the boys' team, the New Kid travels to City Hall and finds Annie dealing with three bully girls, who has her Justin Bieber doll | |
| Give it back! Give it back! | |
| Why don't you make us? | |
| That's my Justin Bieber toy! | |
| Not anymore, it's not! | |
| The New Kid approaches the girls | |
| Who is this? | |
| Beat it, kid, if you know what's good for you. | |
| The New Kid now goes into combat against the bullies. Once defeated, the girls will leave the scene, dropping the doll onto the floor. | |
| You like beating up on girls?! | |
| [picks up the doll] Oh, I hope they didn't break it. [pulls a string, and fortunately for her, the doll is responding] Oh whew. Hey thanks, I owe you one, kid. | |
| The New Kid speaks to Annie once again, passing a invitation note from the boys | |
| What is this? The boys want us to play with them? I do owe you one, I can take you to the girls, but I don't think they'll be very willing to play with boys. Do you wish to speak to the girls now? | |
| The New Kid chooses to see them. Annie then puts a blindfold on the New Kid, taking him to an unknown location. When uncovered, the New Kid finds himself in a parliamentary-style meeting room, entirely occupied by girls. | |
| The 412th meeting of the girls is hereby called to order. Sparkle. Sparkle. [hits a gavel] | |
| Sunshine! | |
| Sunshine, sparkle. Millie Larsen has the floor. | |
| If it pleases and sparkles, I move that we vote immediately on the urgent matter involving Monica Ryland. | |
| Yes! For sure! All right! Okay! | |
| Excuse me, I'm sorry, but I have an urgent matter that I believe needs to be addressed first. | |
| The chair acknowledges Annie. | |
| Sunshine, sparkle. Annie Knitts has the floor. | |
| If it pleases and sparkles, a messenger comes with a request from the boys. | |
| Eww! Yuck! Gross! Sick! | |
| What request do the boys ask of us? | |
| [pauses and stares at the New Kid] He... doesn't really talk. | |
| [pauses] That's hot. | |
| The boys are playing some new role playing game and the New Kid here wants us to join his team. | |
| What?! We don't have time for that! Something very big happened and we must do something! | |
| I know, I thought maybe he could help. | |
| Oh, that's not a bad idea. I glitter Annie's idea. | |
| Sunshine, sparkle. A motion has been glittered to have the new kid help with Monica Ryland. | |
| All right, New Kid, look. There are terrible rumors going around town that our good friend Allie Nelson was spotted at the abortion clinic. | |
| I have never been to the abortion clinic! I'm not a w****! | |
| We aren't sure, but we think the girl spreading rumors about Allie in Monica Ryland. | |
| And then she has the gall to act all nice to me! | |
| We have to know for sure if Monica Ryland is a two-faced b**** or not. So, we are gonna send Monica a Facebook page with your picture, then tell her that you're Bebe's boyfriend from Lakewood, and you want to meet her and ask her what the best thing to get Bebe for her birthday would be, and see if Monica tries to hit on you at all because that way, we can see if Monica is a manipulative b****. | |
| Right. | |
| Do this task for us and the girls will consider your request. [hits the gavel] Sparkle! | |
| Sunshine! | |
| End of Recruit the Girls | |